Martian Poems - Poems about Martian

On Mars, where skies are always red, We dine on rocks and bake sunbread. Our cows don’t moo, they hum a tune, And we milk them straight by the light of the moon. Our cities float on lakes of dust, Our cars run on stardust (because they must!). The traffic’s slow when comets swoop, And UFOs stop for Martian soup. Our dogs have...

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Happy Martian New Year All you earthlings Be you wealthy or destitute intrepid or cowardly ecstatic or miserable inhibited or unbound ...

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MARTIAN RHYTHM In Gustav Holst’s Planet Suite It’s Mars, The Bringer Of War The rhythm is in five four time But there’s no words to rhyme So one asks what is it good for When keeping up with the beat ...

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The Martian on Grape Lane I touched the sea, the sea touched me, not far from where the mermaids play. Swaddled in a world where I could not stay, I was caught in time, floating away. I took her to York on a scheme for love and black cherry ice cream. Kittens, cider, the spider inside her, her shadow strong against the wall. The...

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Anthropomorphic test device to explore amply, cheaply tricked out with super tramping, albeit unsophisticated trappings strewn ceiling to floor available for purchase at Dollar store (actually merchandise cost more than 100 pennies) nonetheless unmanned spacecraft made perfect landing upon alien nation i.e. red planet's moon Phobos, meanwhile corps engineers back at the ranch (nondescript building) hi-fived each other perfect score housed astrophysicists who didst monitor remote...

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Perseverance, ingenuity: hallmarks of great mind... Examples which we Earthlings are expecting more to find. As NASA's news now streams from Mars, where there is little air And yet they're setting up the helicopter dispatched there. With AIR as so essential for the flight of an AIRcraft We'll see if JPL designers are clever - or just daft!...

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A Martian came down on my lawn One overcast, wet, windy morn I said oh my golly I’ll fetch him a brolly But when I got back he was gawn...

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We have a new opponent entering the game Bugs has some competition and Marvin is his name He’s a bit out of this world but that’s nothing new He gets very, very angry, but that’s just between me and you We invaded his home planet looking for clues He has a ray gun on his hip and some radical views He’s...

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It was a unique environment. They were unique people in a unique place. A mountain fifteen thousand metres high with a vertical south face. Two pretty Goth girls stood on the edge. One footstep forward and it was a huge fall to the Martian plateau. Three hundred metres in front of the girls was a fine layer of Cirrus cloud, thirty...

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Martian Gothic (short) Unique environment unique people. Fifteen thousand metre mountain vertical south face. Two pretty Goth girls stood on the edge. One footstep fall to Martian plateau. Three hundred metres ahead thirty metre layer of Cirrus cloud. Terraforming worked brilliantly Earth like atmosphere. Olympus Mons great holiday destination for East European adventurers. Hanneke had waist length black hair, Silge shoulder length red...

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A Martian from space lands once a year On St. Patty’s day for green beer But got lost on his way It wasn't a clear day He couldn't see through the clouds to steer He landed in a field full of deer The deer all ran away out of fear The Martian was surprised Couldn't believe his eyes A green leprechaun was sitting there He...

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The Martian Mork Loved the American Mindy He -- animated, yet robotic-formal She -- cute, though annoyingly normal...

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I’m so much in love with a lass from above It leaves such a knot in my gut For it’s hard to kiss, one’s favourite miss When her tongue dangles out of her butt Her eyes grow on stalks, which sway when she walks And I really like licking her skin I get naughty thoughts when I’m sucking her warts For her...

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There once was a Martian had the flu He tried to talk, but out came Achoo! He went to the Doc Who knocked on his block After that he screamed Nanu, Nanu!...

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