Martha Poems - Poems about Martha

Martha on the US Stamp

My theme is, “Martha Washington – but why?”
First Lady – how the Big Man’s wife behaves
was fixed by her: so Jackie Kennedy

was shaped by Martha. Coming through the rye,
we learn that some are heroes, others knaves,
and some deserve to live in infamy

but end up famous. Think of “Family Guy”,
the David Hasselhofs, the Flavor Flavs,
or Arnold

MARTHA BRAE WITCH TRAP HOME INVASIONS HACKING INTO PERSONAL PRIVATE INFORMATION HOME COMPUTERS

SETTING THE TRAP FOR MARTHA BRAE ARRIVING WITH ENVY WATCHING MY ENTIRE FAMILY SURROUNDING ME WITH LOVE RATHER AT THE POOLSIDE OR IN MY LIVING ROOM 2020 MY GRANDDAUGHTER ARRIVED FROM KUWAIT OUR FAMILY IS VERY BIG ON PHOTOGRAPHY INCLUDING NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER FOR ME IT'S THE POOLSIDE PHYSICAL THERAPY FROM MY STROKE 2019

AH ALICIA HILTON DANITA DELMONT STRIPPERS MARTHA BRAE WITCH JAMAICAN BREACH

SEVERE STALKING FROM LEFT OVER STRIPPERS FROM PETER CLUB IN TAMPA ALI IA HILTON TALISA SHAW DANITA DELMONT AGENT KIWANI BUGGS FROM MY ABUSIVE EX HUSBAND STABLE OF JHORES HE SHARE WITH PETER GARGANO I REPORTED THE STENCH TO THE FBI AND STRIP CLUB LITERALLY BLEW UP MY HUSBAND PETER SRRIPPERS WERE EVERYWHERE PETER TRIED

Martha Brae Witch Walking Backwards

Never will I fear a Martha brae witch wearing my bathing suit scraping my slippers trying to force me to drown leaving Martha brae dirt gold dust from the Taino witch eh reeking havoc in America envy fear denial you will forever walking backwards and when you finally stop death the same death of Rasta

JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY JAMAICAN IDENTITY FRAUD RING MARTHA BRAE WITCHES RETURN TO SENDER

SORRY JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY JAMAICAN DEALERS IDENTITY FRAUD CRIMINAL GROUP YOU WILL NEVER EVER IMPERSONATE ME YOU WERE MISLEAD BY SLEEPING WITH MY ABUSIVE EX HUSBAND CIRO GARGANO AND PETER GARGANO IF YOU HURRY YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO IMPERSONATE PETERS WIFE USE HER IDENTITY IMPERSONATE HER OR ONE OF CIRO’S WIVES YOU CAN

Martha brae witch

There's certainly no right or wrong way to survive war to survive a taino curse on your ancestors we grow we know we move past taino forever currents flowing backwards as we grieve the loss of loved ones in bondage by what glitters within a sunken cave bondage by Kings of England we move forward

Martha And Mary

As human, with humans, like milk with water, you mingled.
In you, love for anyone and anywhere got kindled.
Martha, Mary, and Lazarus were your friends and neighbours.
They from you, and you from them, bestowed and received favours.

As a sister to a brother, Martha brought you complaints.
Mary was busy with immortal matters like the saints.
Tell Mary to

One Up Martha

No matter what story we have to tell
Including stories about sometimes landing in hell
One-Up Martha can easily one up it and does with glee
Her friends are slim, maybe non-existent if you ask me.

Why does she always do that? Another friend says.
She needs the extra attention says my Aunt Inez.
But it’s so annoying! I can hardly

Overstocked

One needn't be a Trump fan to
marvel at the sales persona in
the D.T. man..
Looming criminal charges don't seem
to matter as the marketing of his name
just keeps his wallet growing fatter..
It' similar to Martha Stewart and the
K mart plan.
People kept buying her products and
her name became a brand.

If Americans would stop buying his product and
to his

You're Trying to be a Martha in a Mary World

This is no “mirror talk” 
It’s a eulogy in the making 
And your indecision towards everything about me is record-breaking 
It’s as infinite as a galaxy but not nearly as pretty 
Well everything I could want, is here with me now 
Everything I could need, I’m working for right now
Well everything I could’ve needed from

Martha Had Used a Megaphone

With a patience running out
Martha is ready to shout.
“Just what is this all about
And who had you meant a lout?”

Martha’s planned building of guilt
In one who wants her to wilt.
Martha knows where matter tilts
And can clearly feel its stilts.
Martha: one to make amends,
However, the matter bends.
There are things you just don’t start,
For trying would break

Dont Leave the Matter To Martha

Don't anyone on this flatter
Nor leave the matter to Martha.
To her it might mean 'No matter'
While it's one that could things batter.

Long-built relationships scatter,
When challenged lips simply mutter
Once clean lives in foulest gutter,
Quiet room source of loud clatter.

Each time, I awake this matter,
Fears of waiting ruin get fatter:
I glimpse feet and hear their patter.
As they

Martha Stewart

The small print on my facecloth said Marth Stewart.
-But I knew what it meant-

A Martha Stewart Pan

I bought a Martha Stewart pan and liked it very well
now for my cooking needs I have ten or twelve
I used to drive a big old Ford Galaxy it was colored brown
now I have a green Chevy truck to get around
Once I only drank Coca Cola to cool me down
now a Pepsi even RC my

She Is a Martha Stewart

Our hostess had creamed cheese in pea pods.
I loved it!
And jalapeno jelly in wonton wraps.
I love jalapeno. 
I made a pig of myself.
Snorting and chomping.
Squealing with hog gusto.
She brought out strawberry turkey salads.
She’s like Martha Stewart, my friend suggested.
Except she has probably never been in jail, I replied.
Jealous of both of them.

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