She Is a Martha Stewart

Our hostess had creamed cheese in pea pods.
I loved it!
And jalapeno jelly in wonton wraps.
I love jalapeno. 
I made a pig of myself.
Snorting and chomping.
Squealing with hog gusto.
She brought out strawberry turkey salads.
She’s like Martha Stewart, my friend suggested.
Except she has probably never been in jail, I replied.
Jealous of both of them.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Hankins Avatar
July 10, 2022 at 10:05 AM
My only claim to fame is fried peas in pork chop drippings. Just when I thought I was going to have peace and quiet to write some new poems, the guy next door cranks up his lawn mower. It's Sunday, FGS!
Krutsinger Avatar
July 11, 2022 at 12:19 AM
And Sunday is his favorite day to do it I bet
Miller Avatar
July 10, 2022 at 4:08 AM
Very funny this one tickled me for some reason
Krutsinger Avatar
July 11, 2022 at 12:19 AM
I am glad Terry.
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace