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She Is a Martha Stewart

Our hostess had creamed cheese in pea pods. I loved it! And jalapeno jelly in wonton wraps. I love jalapeno. I made a pig of myself. Snorting and chomping. Squealing with hog gusto. She brought out strawberry turkey salads. She’s like Martha Stewart, my friend suggested. Except she has probably never been in jail, I replied. Jealous of both of them.

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Date: 7/10/2022 10:05:00 AM
My only claim to fame is fried peas in pork chop drippings. Just when I thought I was going to have peace and quiet to write some new poems, the guy next door cranks up his lawn mower. It's Sunday, FGS!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/11/2022 12:19:00 AM
And Sunday is his favorite day to do it I bet
Date: 7/10/2022 4:08:00 AM
Very funny this one tickled me for some reason
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/11/2022 12:19:00 AM
I am glad Terry.

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