Maids Poems - Poems about Maids

advice from two old maids

I would have clobbered him, one said.
you should have smashed his face in said another
two violent women who have never wed
More advice for the young bride, Terry.
You should have pulverized him, I would have.
Expert advice from two women who would never marry.

Categories: maids, women,
Form: Rhyme

George Burton

When Filey's rebel rousing rats,
    Were terrorising local cats,
    Who would not engage in rodent wars
    Refusing even, to go outdoors.
    No match for rats, that scavenge scraps,
    Instead they sat on old maids laps.
    While alley

Categories: maids, cat,
Form: Couplet

Housekeeping Maids

Maids-Housekeepers

 of maids and housekeepers.
Are groups of clean reapers
This can be any tropes.
 can be any genre.
Cleaning whole home, from porch to kitchen
Washing, windows, walls and dishes




8/1/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©
For North Omaha Writer's Group/ N.O.W. GROUP 
  W.I.P. (Work In Progress) 7/28/20

Categories: maids, analogy, business, celebrity, character,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Le Mer Maids

Alone with fifty men six months at sea
torture, this womanless monotony
after lusty dreams
follow lurid schemes
curvaceous manatees look good to me


©8/1/2018

for –Sea Tales Limericks – Poetry Contest

Categories: maids, lust, sea,
Form: Limerick

Milk Maids

Pretty milk maids stand on the floor
A jug of milk in each hand to pour
It's not what they wear
or the milk that they share
It's the size of their jugs we adore

Categories: maids, beauty, funny, humor, silly,
Form: Limerick

Dancing Maids

The maids danced in the floral field.
So pretty were they in the sun.
Their bashfulness was slow to yield.
The maids danced in the floral field
With happiness while church bells pealed.
That happy day was filled with fun.
The maids danced in the floral field.
So pretty were they in the sun.


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1/24/2017

Contest - January 2019, Week 2,
Any Form, Any Theme

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Categories: maids, dance, happiness, happy,
Form: Triolet

Maids Made

FisherMAN,

SeaMAN,

Even KINGfisher-

All men-
Angered women made Seamaids!

Categories: maids, anger, class, creation, dream,
Form: Light Verse

Eight Merry Maids of Montrose

The eight merry maids of Montrose
Quite vexed that they can't touch their toes

began a regime
they worked as a team

but by Fall could just touch their nose


Discouraged they wept and just sat
Why couldn't they trim all that fat?

the plan was supreme
they all had a dream

Their plan was to eat cake and chat !

Categories: maids, food, friendship, humor,
Form: Limerick

Maids

Maids. 

Yesterday I saw an old fashion milk maid 
coming out of the cowshed she carried  
a pail of milk in her left arm, the grip so 
firm fingers used to squeezing cows long 
teats twice a day… and she was followed 
by five cats with erect tails….

She is the last of a vanishing

Categories: maids, dedication, passion,
Form: Blank verse