Macho Poems - Poems about Macho

Mister Macho Man

All the women look at Mister Macho Man
as he flexes his muscles 
and cracks his knuckles 
while working on his tan.

Mister Macho Man is always  at the center of attention 
wherever he goes.
Needless to say that all his peers and foes 
have to settle for rejection.

But despite all of the cheers, 
he is not

Macho Man

The chauvinist, is not "Man"
          is a hilarious gas
          that inflates a meat puppet...!
          Without reason or judgment...

Macho Man Met His Nemesis

Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers
So she turned loose her boot lickers
Then it got worse
she made him a purse
Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers

Arrogant Macho Poets

I don’t do all I am told, questions I always ask.
If I do, my friends take me to task.
Not me, I, in independence, do bask!

I do mean those in your face with a bang!
These are the "must-do" gang.
Out to shame and scare women with constant 
harangues!

They are outer-directed, I am not!
They cannot stand inner-directed thoughts.
So

A Humanity Plan Poem

In the beginning….a long time ago…man discovered aggression.
He lived and survived
then with passing of time
existence was no longer dependent on a combative mind.

But he continued to see power in his macho ways.
Aggression perverted….resulting in malaise.
Barbaric lessons learned
Bullies created….and superiority desires yearned.

And hatred pervaded….and took deep root.
And before its appearance
in the alleys and streets
sprouted in the

Macho Crab

He catches evildoers in his sturdy claws
That's what they get for breaking all those laws
Crime fighting crustacean without a pause
Binding crooks with pincers is such a worthy cause
He lives in a giant seashell in the briny deep
Then bursts upon the scene wherever evil creeps
When a robbery's in progress,he is there with a leap
Bringing villains to

Unwise To Flex Macho Muscles

I save my love in the cave
Where she roams free
Shoving aside the pride of the stave
Whose tentacles disagree

With the quality and quantity of care
Love demands in return for expanding horizons
In which she’s the key player whose flair
Dominates and dictates the zones

In which she receives affection in return
For the affection she bestows on me
To pour tons

Musings of a Macho Trucker

I’m a long-legged guy,
A macho man, if you will,
Tho still I fell for Little Blue Eyes,
When on the highway I was drawn
Into a Little Town church,
To give thanks for spared hurts
And wrecks when a truck driver drives.

There I met a tiny little girl that made my world,
As real as the road singing songs.
She made my

Feminine and Macho Hats

Two hot "hat" contests on the soup
one for women and the other for men group,
just the name of the hats are original and funny
implying the two genders a-hem anatomy,

They both have axes to grind you can tell
they want you to rant and get mad as hell,
saying I'm from Venus while he's from Mars
while chasing each

Nacho Man Village People Macho Man Short Parody

Nacho
Nacho Man
Nacho
Nacho Man
Baby you know that I am Nacho Man

The Macho Poets

We are the Macho poets
We like football 
We eat steak 
Yes, we are the macho poets 
We battle for better poetry 
With a punch like Rocky Marciano 
Yes, we are the Macho poets 
We are the hard driving poets 
We are the truck driving poets 
We are the macho poets

Active Macho Sperm

Active macho sperm told the passive egg
I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag?
Eggie smiled and tumbled
Sperm's bollocks are bumbled
Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag".

Macho Man Syndrome

Macho Man Sydrome

Women may have PMS,
But men have MMS
Macho Man Syndome

Not all men have this,
Plenty do and it makes life seem hard to exist
From Oil in Iraq
To Blood Diamond in Sierra Leone
Sooner or Later, Mother Earth will tell you
“Leave me the heck alone!”
Will you listen?
Of course not,
She'd have to glue your men together
Gray clouds with

Fragile Heart In Macho Built

C hristopher, my name
H e is a strong man, they claim
R ugged, fearless, on my toes as always
I n the mighty palms of wits, my core lays
S urvival of the fittest and fit is Christopher!
T hen why does my heart often sob like a girl?
O h! I shouldn’t have said that! It’ll now spoil my

Macho Bee and Lady Bird's Jungle Fever

Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!


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