Macho Poems - Poems about Macho

All the women look at Mister Macho Man as he flexes his muscles and cracks his knuckles while working on his tan. Mister Macho Man is always the center of attention wherever he goes. Needless to say that all his peers and foes have to settle for rejection. But despite all of the cheers, he is not happy...

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The chauvinist, is not "Man" is a hilarious gas that inflates a meat puppet...! Without reason or judgment......

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Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers So she turned loose her boot lickers Then it got worse she made him a purse Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers...

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I don’t do all I am told, questions I always ask. If I do, my friends take me to task. Not me, I, in independence, do bask! I do mean those in your face with a bang! These are the "must-do" gang. Out to shame and scare women with constant harangues! They are outer-directed, I am not! They cannot stand inner-directed thoughts. So...

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In the beginning….a long time ago…man discovered aggression. He lived and survived then with passing of time existence was no longer dependent on a combative mind. But he continued to see power in his macho ways. Aggression perverted….resulting in malaise. Barbaric lessons learned Bullies created….and superiority desires yearned. And hatred pervaded….and took deep root. And before its appearance in the alleys and streets sprouted in the...

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He catches evildoers in his sturdy claws That's what they get for breaking all those laws Crime fighting crustacean without a pause Binding crooks with pincers is such a worthy cause He lives in a giant seashell in the briny deep Then bursts upon the scene wherever evil creeps When a robbery's in progress,he is there with a leap Bringing villains to...

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I save my love in the cave Where she roams free Shoving aside the pride of the stave Whose tentacles disagree With the quality and quantity of care Love demands in return for expanding horizons In which she’s the key player whose flair Dominates and dictates the zones In which she receives affection in return For the affection she bestows on me To pour tons...

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I’m a long-legged guy, A macho man, if you will, Tho still I fell for Little Blue Eyes, When on the highway I was drawn Into a Little Town church, To give thanks for spared hurts And wrecks when a truck driver drives. There I met a tiny little girl that made my world, As real as the road singing songs. She made my...

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Two hot "hat" contests on the soup one for women and the other for men group, just the name of the hats are original and funny implying the two genders a-hem anatomy, They both have axes to grind you can tell they want you to rant and get mad as hell, saying I'm from Venus while he's from Mars while chasing each...

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Nacho Nacho Man Nacho Nacho Man Baby you know that I am Nacho Man...

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We are the Macho poets We like football We eat steak Yes, we are the macho poets We battle for better poetry With a punch like Rocky Marciano Yes, we are the Macho poets We are the hard driving poets We are the truck driving poets We are the macho poets...

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Active macho sperm told the passive egg I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag? Eggie smiled and tumbled Sperm's bollocks are bumbled Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag"....

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Macho Man Sydrome Women may have PMS, But men have MMS Macho Man Syndome Not all men have this, Plenty do and it makes life seem hard to exist From Oil in Iraq To Blood Diamond in Sierra Leone Sooner or Later, Mother Earth will tell you “Leave me the heck alone!” Will you listen? Of course not, She'd have to glue your men together Gray clouds with...

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C hristopher, my name H e is a strong man, they claim R ugged, fearless, on my toes as always I n the mighty palms of wits, my core lays S urvival of the fittest and fit is Christopher! T hen why does my heart often sob like a girl? O h! I shouldn’t have said that! It’ll now spoil my...

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Macho Bee had a really big stinger. Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer. When they heard her loud COO, all the wood creatures knew that first date must have been a humdinger! For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest...

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