Mister Macho Man

All the women look at Mister Macho Man
as he flexes his muscles 
and cracks his knuckles 
while working on his tan.

Mister Macho Man is always  at the center of attention 
wherever he goes.
Needless to say that all his peers and foes 
have to settle for rejection.

But despite all of the cheers, 
he is not happy 
and often even feels crappy
because of his growing fears.


His biggest worry
is that he'll eventually become furry
and lose face 
in the race.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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