Mister Macho Man

All the women look at Mister Macho Man as he flexes his muscles and cracks his knuckles while working on his tan. Mister Macho Man is always the center of attention wherever he goes. Needless to say that all his peers and foes have to settle for rejection. But despite all of the cheers, he is not happy and often even feels crappy because of his growing fears. His biggest worry is that he'll eventually become furry and lose face in the race.