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Feminine and Macho Hats

Two hot "hat" contests on the soup one for women and the other for men group, just the name of the hats are original and funny implying the two genders a-hem anatomy, They both have axes to grind you can tell they want you to rant and get mad as hell, saying I'm from Venus while he's from Mars while chasing each other to be feathered and tarred, What they really both need is Aretha Franklin singing out of respect for each sex over the din, having them hold hands while she belts out her tune R-E-S-P-E-C-T she will loudly croon, Then they'll be huge hugs all around both sexes hanging up their hats grooving to the sound, Aretha being awarded for the Nobel Peace Prize with no more I want to kill you looks in their eyes, Just some poking fun from me it doesn't matter if you disagree or agree, what you'll vent about will be interesting just hope it doesn't start WW3! :) 5-14-17

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Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 5/17/2017 4:42:00 PM

Well your poem sure enlightened to the current Battle of the Sexes, Cheryl. I did not know the sad state the two genders had fallen into. Hope they all work it out. Til then, I listen to "Say A Little Prayer" by Aretha. Loved your poem though. Love and hugs, dear.

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 5/17/2017 7:13:00 PM

When I get a chance I'll look that song up and listen to it; didn't know she even had a song called that! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Freddie! P&L~Che :)

Dean Wood

Date: 5/16/2017 9:59:00 PM

Oh bless you for writing about the hats! I so wanted to do it myself. I hadn't read this when I titled my rant. Hope I didn't step on your punchline. Love it! - Dean

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 5/17/2017 7:37:00 AM

Not at all Dean! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit!~Che :)

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 5/15/2017 8:39:00 AM

The line between the sexes//baffles me and vexes//when I wanna know//wha's wrong with this bro//I just ask my EXes! ARE EE ES PEE EE SEE TEA is what I have for your PO! When WW3 breaks out in soupland I nominate Cheryl for referee!!! cheerstirs! ~ j

Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 5/15/2017 8:51:00 AM

Thanks for the nomination and witty comment lim'rick, you are too funny and kind! Anywho the entries to those two contests should be pretty interesting to read! Cheerstirs to you too John!~Che :)