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My Father's Instructions: Cooking Filet Mignon

...Have it
At room 
Temperature
Before cooking.

No marinade.
Just coarse salt
And pepper.

Hot heavy pan
Medium to high heat.
Flip when seared.

Dark brown.
Lower heat.

Lotsa butter,
...

Pardon My Parody: So You Wanna Be An Actress

...(Hint: à la "Heart" from "DAMN YANKEES")

You gotta be smart
If you wanna get a part
In a movie or a play on Broadway
There are dues you must pay,
Play it smart.

If you've put on some weight...

Lyn dont help a cowboy

...you haffa come jake, rodeo won’t be fun without yew.
I’m sorta gonna help with the wrangl’n.
Jake coulda gone, but he wanted to see Sally
new dance hall girl that worked in the big saloon
musta m...

When Sheep Play Poker

..."A straight!  Two-three, five-six and eight,"
but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight;
you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump."
Bright chortles burbled round the stump
till Jingles raised, "Two straws...

The Arc Of Life

...
Life consists of a happy youth
The beginning of a lifelong arc
Then a dear dear family comes next
Life is like a day in the park

Joy and laughter are number one
We just can't believe...

Lying dont never help a cowboy

...you haffa come jake, rodeo won’t be fun without yew.
I’m sorta gonna help with the wrangl’n.
Jake coulda gone, but he wanted to see Sally
new dance hall girl that worked in the big saloon
musta m...

Get Outta Town

...Feel some silliness coming on
But why am I not surprised
It's who I am, a jester by trade
But a harmless kind of a guy

If you're expecting tear jerking stuff
You'd be outta luck my mat...

A Monty Python Song

...Oh, I'm a Limmerjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I write all day

I write silly stuff, I fry my brain
I go to the lava-tree
On weekday's I get hammered
And write about thirty-thr...

'changing the World's' Stupid and Absurd

...Why do rich kids grow up thinking they can change the whole world
    It's inconceivable, dishonest -- not to mention stupid, absurd

  They rarely, if ever, change their parents' or siblings' opi...

No Ifs Ands Or Butts

...Certainly. There's lotsa stuff
that's no more.
Certainty, like death, is forever.
Change stops when you're dead.
Change does just that, keeps changing.
You can give up smoking
yet you can't giv...

Lone Folkie

...There is a squat/stout duffer in a windbreaker and a Mets cap on the outskirts of the park
playing a rickety 5 string and hoot'in and holler'in.

I have no idea what he is singing. 
There is no d...

A Great Bedtime Elixir

...A giant glass of warmed up milk
A great bedtime elixir
Don't know bout you, all my dear dear friends
Prefer pie as a bedtime fixer

Now I know I'm being extremely naughty
But I'm in my ...

A Bee

...a bee
invaded our car in
nineteen fifty four
while we were driving
to the jersey shore
flew in my open back window
of our two tone ford custom
pea green top black bottom
hurtling down the hig...

The Arc of Life

...Life consists of a happy youth
The beginning of a lifelong arc
Then a dear dear family comes next
Life is like a day in the park

Joy and laughter are number one
We just can't believe o...

Wide-Eyed and Eager

...There are some things in life
That we never forget
Buried deep down in our soul
Our very first kiss
Our first two wheel bike
The very first cookie we stole

Nothing quite compares
To ...

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