Lotsa Poems - Poems about Lotsa

...(Hint: à la "Heart" from "DAMN YANKEES") You gotta be smart If you wanna get a part In a movie or a play on Broadway There are dues you must pay, Play it smart. If you've put on some weight......

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...you haffa come jake, rodeo won’t be fun without yew. I’m sorta gonna help with the wrangl’n. Jake coulda gone, but he wanted to see Sally new dance hall girl that worked in the big saloon musta m......

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..."A straight! Two-three, five-six and eight," but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight; you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump." Bright chortles burbled round the stump till Jingles raised, "Two straws......

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... Life consists of a happy youth The beginning of a lifelong arc Then a dear dear family comes next Life is like a day in the park Joy and laughter are number one We just can't believe......

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...you haffa come jake, rodeo won’t be fun without yew. I’m sorta gonna help with the wrangl’n. Jake coulda gone, but he wanted to see Sally new dance hall girl that worked in the big saloon musta m......

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...Feel some silliness coming on But why am I not surprised It's who I am, a jester by trade But a harmless kind of a guy If you're expecting tear jerking stuff You'd be outta luck my mat......

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...Oh, I'm a Limmerjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I write all day I write silly stuff, I fry my brain I go to the lava-tree On weekday's I get hammered And write about thirty-thr......

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...Why do rich kids grow up thinking they can change the whole world It's inconceivable, dishonest -- not to mention stupid, absurd They rarely, if ever, change their parents' or siblings' opi......

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...Certainly. There's lotsa stuff that's no more. Certainty, like death, is forever. Change stops when you're dead. Change does just that, keeps changing. You can give up smoking yet you can't giv......

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...There is a squat/stout duffer in a windbreaker and a Mets cap on the outskirts of the park playing a rickety 5 string and hoot'in and holler'in. I have no idea what he is singing. There is no d......

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...A giant glass of warmed up milk A great bedtime elixir Don't know bout you, all my dear dear friends Prefer pie as a bedtime fixer Now I know I'm being extremely naughty But I'm in my ......

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...a bee invaded our car in nineteen fifty four while we were driving to the jersey shore flew in my open back window of our two tone ford custom pea green top black bottom hurtling down the hig......

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...Life consists of a happy youth The beginning of a lifelong arc Then a dear dear family comes next Life is like a day in the park Joy and laughter are number one We just can't believe o......

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...There are some things in life That we never forget Buried deep down in our soul Our very first kiss Our first two wheel bike The very first cookie we stole Nothing quite compares To ......

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...A student wrote an essay for my class, explaining how he felt about the school. “The rules are dumb,” was followed by one point: “Y’all tell us how to dress. That’s SO un-cool!” The next word m......

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