Short Lotsa Poems

Hello my name is Pizza
It's me you wants tuh eatsa
You want with lotsa meatsa?
The fave of the Tsaritza!...

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Need lotsa love, I crave the attention
Like a lost soul, in this royal ascension
Thrones can be lonely
For us guys only
Post giggles with no monetary compensation...

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Holy freakin' Palooza, a heatwave unseen
In my recollection, never been this extreme
In my eighty-two years
Never wakened my fears
Sure need lotsa that SPF 30 creme...

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Remain on an even keel through life
Can be challenging at times, lotsa strife
What I've found though
Be silly, trust me you know
Just march along to a drum and fife...

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I could go on Jeopardy and win lotsa cash
Known for my knowledge of trivia and trash
Humour's my game
Resulting in fame
My great knowledge would give Alex diaper rash...

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Peaks and valleys are what life's all about
Must persevere, must stand up and shout
We've only one life
Must do what's right
Be sure to smoke pot and eat lotsa beansprouts...

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Peaks and valleys are what life's all about
Must always persevere, must stand up and shout
We've only one life
Must do what's right
Think positive and eat lotsa beansprouts...

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Peaks and valleys are what life's all about
Must always persevere, must stand up and shout
We've only one life
Must do what's right
Think positive and eat lotsa beansprouts...

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Been neglecting my limericks lately
Must correct that error quite straightly
This is one
Still lotsa fun
Took hours to create but enjoyed it greatly


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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If the fate of the world depended on you
Have you any idea what new thing you'd do
Make love a top priority?
Treat everyone morally?
Not a bad start, lotsa luck seeing it through...

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If you've never tried it, you really should
Lotsa things are fun and fun is good
There's fun and there's fun
It's different for everyone
Cause everyone marches to a different drum...

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Here in Canada, we must wear snowshoes
Forever attached to our feet it's really big news
All over the world
Controversy swirls
Envisioning we never have summer and drink lotsa beer...

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The humidex is soaring to a dangerous level
Gotta take care, else you'll wind up a wilted petal
Drink lotsa water
Precautions I offer
You're head might explode and your hooha'll fester...

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Listen up you people to this important news
Might not have heard it, should drink lotsa booze
That way today's news
Will make you snooze
Only thing important, your cranium won't bruise...

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Remaining on an even keel through life
Can be challenging at times, lotsa strife
Here's what I've found though
Just be silly, trust me I know
Works for me, march along to a drum and fife...

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In the world of Jack, things are strange indeed
Some outrageous thoughts are waiting to be freed
No control I have
Just expel lotsa gas
While trying to be nice, guess I'm just a bad seed...

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When writing poetry, humour wins hands down
But not at a funeral, causes lotsa nasty frowns
So be careful what you choose 
Like purple ballet shoes
And being dressed in a pretty pink gown...

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In the world of Jack, things are strange indeed
Some outrageous thoughts are waiting to be freed
No control I have
Just expel lotsa gas
When attempting to be nice, fail totally, a bad seed...

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In the world of Jack, things are strange indeed
Some outrageous thoughts are waiting to be freed
No control I have
Just expel lotsa gas
When attempting to be nice, fail totally, a bad seed...

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Grabbing hold of my life at this very late stage
About time don't ya think, I'm on the last page
As the numbers suggest
But got lotsa years left
Forever in great shape, if that's any gauge ...

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Doing a favour for someone doesn't mean
A return favour is required to equal the scene
It's okay sometimes
Being indebted ain't a crime
Just accept it gracefully and eat lotsa beans!

uh?...

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Ancient architecture absolutely blows my mind
With the limited resources available at the time
To accomplish such beauty
Was a feather in their tutti
Quite impressive but must've cost lotsa dimes...

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Writing limericks, humour wins hands down
But not at funerals, they cause lotsa nasty frowns
So be careful what you choose
Like purple ballet shoes
Or being dressed in a stunning pretty pink gown...

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The happiest tune I've ever heard is “Pop Goes The Weasel”
Helps me remember me before I became evil
No excuse do I have
Could've been lotsa gas
Mucho beans as a young'un when things were primeval...

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While watching TV, heard someone say “copulated”
Mistaken for a word for lotsa people like “populated”
Very important it is
Language isn't a quiz
Must try hard to be a whole bunch better postulated...

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