Long Woozy Poems
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LimericksLimericks
by Michael R. Burch
Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
"When again, gentle bride?"
"Nevermore!" bright-eyed Raven replied.
The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus,...
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Categories:
woozy, giggle, light, nonsense, parody, silly, smile, word
Form:
Limerick
Home Sweet Hell"That also has a steep drop off the far side of Home Sweet Hell" said my soulless guide as he pointed in the direction of the nearby screams.
I could see what resembled silhouettes or...
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Categories:
woozy, anxiety, death, future, life, scary,
Form:
Free verse
The Twisting Tale of An Avian Apparition"The discrepancies are many, the dalliances are few,
both pitched against one dynamic, lifelong achievement"
Poking through the woods of the Mill Grove Audubon Estate,
suddenly came upon an ivy-covered studio shed
tucked away amongst foliage near Perkiomen Creek,
apparently...
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Categories:
woozy, america, appreciation, art, bird, books, dream, history,
Form:
Blank verse
I Got Friggin Heebie JeebiesI got friggin heebie jeebies
Cuz buzzards circle o'er me
eyeing these lovely bones prithee
id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si
hence impossible mission
to be lovey dove vee.
Vague remembrances of dream
which recurred with frequency
transfixed by...
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Categories:
woozy, angst, anxiety, betrayal, community, environment, faith, how
Form:
Rhyme
Self-Plus-Seven, SavedThe din awakens me
Hall smoke alarm screaming like a banshee
Smoke everywhere, though I see no flames
I reach up through the thick black fumes and yank the battery
Silencing the banshee, but I hear sirens approaching
Thank god...
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Categories:
woozy, adventure, appreciation, fire, home, house, natural disasters,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Thrill to craft poetry with motives simon-pureThrill to craft poetry with motives simon-pure
Analogous to beckoning
think fickle finger of fate doth allure
gussied up with
windswept orange coiffure
tantalizes like a kid
in a candy store to explore
amidst treasure trove of words galore
recollecting when...
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Categories:
woozy, 6th grade, 7th grade, anger, autumn, books,
Form:
Free verse
Limericks V - PoliticsLimericks V - Politics
Baked Alaskan
by Michael R. Burch
There is a strange yokel so flirty
she makes whores seem icons of purity.
With all her winkin’ and blinkin’
Palin seems to be thinkin’—
"Ah culd save th’ free world ’cause...
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Categories:
woozy, america, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, political, usa,
Form:
Limerick
The Third WheelWas as thin as a scarecrow, Though he had no straw hat
Though he thought himself as decent, no one else had thought that
He was a runt to some big farmer boys, he never fought...
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Categories:
woozy, adventure, character, childhood, friendship, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
The Art of the UniverseLooming way up high in the sky, holds a friendly, but shy star; which posses the caring, and strong-willed
determination, which controls the poor star at every waking moment.
The determination to fit in and be...
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Categories:
woozy, adventure, beauty, imagery, journey, life, power, star,
Form:
Free verse
One Way To Kill a Vampire, Part IWhen Marton awoke from the deep haze
he didn’t quite know at first where he was,
and last remembered beers at the tavern,
but then nothing…and what could be the cause?
He was shocked to find that he was...
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Categories:
woozy, adventure, conflict, evil, gothic, halloween, horror, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Distant Shores - the Final ChapterWe drove in two separate cars a few miles along the ocean shore
I am not afraid, life has been depressing, I just don’t care anymore
We turn down a pebbled driveway, with lion statues guarding the...
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Categories:
woozy, betrayal, relationship,
Form:
Rhyme
Camptown Races Or Eh, That's a Joke, Son!"Camptown Races sing this song, Do Dah! Do Dah!"
( sung incessantly by a certain, unique rooster.)
Henry Hawke: ( Sung to Holly Jolly Christmas:)
" I'll be there and back by sunset.
There's a chicken there...
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Categories:
woozy, animals, fantasy, parodyme, me,
Form:
Light Verse
A Fantastic Four ParodyDr Doom: Well Reed, we meet again, and excuse me for putting your dear ex to sleep, or she'd use her powers to conjure that defense shield that would make capturing the "Eccentric Four" a...
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Categories:
woozy, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character, funny, hero, parody,
Form:
Epic
Angelic"Both devil and angel on one's shoulders, scenes from yesteryears, little did the public know that it's when one falls, therein, lies the benefits ... for it's when one rises, gives one meaningful purpose, an...
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Categories:
woozy, allusion, analogy, angst, appreciation, drink, imagery, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Position Impossible Ii - Collaboration With Jan Allison - Bawdy WarningAunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred,
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed,
Old Ethel insisted,
Till Fred’s back got twisted,
They best stick to sleeping instead!
Original poem by Jan Allison
Fred couldn't stand and was writhing in pain
Ethel was mad...
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Categories:
woozy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Broken
He was a child
Dark hair, blue eyes
Smiling, laughing, delighting
He tried not to cry
While pain was absorbed
By his heart and soul
He invited the fear
Crimson shadows, doubts
Despair and hollow feelings
When life turned to dark
His light turned down,...
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Categories:
woozy, addiction, depression, heartbreak, heartbroken, hope, inspirational, jesus,
Form:
Free verse
Defcon 4Tonight the understaffed was overloaded with impatient calls n' flashing buttons buzzing the central core
I marathoned from room to room in frantic answer
My vision rang from Rocky Horror, the Ringling Brothers to your flesh...
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Categories:
woozy, peace, work, me, me,
Form:
Free verse
A Picnic With Pablo NerudaFour legs quiver
like clumsy cabrioles
striking smooth gray rivers
of zig-zag sidewalk barrios
in rhythm with happy shivers
syncopated on a muffled drum
as we talk and stroll
On our way
hand-in-hand
we persuade and pretend
this day away
taunting and cajoling to demand
laughing “hide...
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Categories:
woozy, i love you, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Six Days To Kennevor, Part Ii...On the fourth day I awoke to
a great grizzly snuffing about,
he had smelled the blood of my wounds,
what he wanted I had no doubt.
He gave a bellow and I shot,
my Winchester I did fire,
had to...
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Categories:
woozy, adventure, conflict, journey, mountains, nature, stress, travel,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
The Vampire NurseWhen I visit my GP these are the words I truly fear
‘You need another blood test, just take this form my dear’
I have to ring the hospital – I pray they have no room
They say...
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Categories:
woozy, fear, health,
Form:
Rhyme
SerendipityI remembered him from a chance encounter, a long time ago
Facebook was the re-uniting force
His success, his heartbreak, his frustration, I watched his life unfold
Throughout time and circumstance, my own life ebbed and flowed
I wanted...
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Categories:
woozy, introspection, life, love, nostalgia, life, time, life,
Form:
Blank verse
Hocus PocusWoozy the witch fuelled up her chrome studded besom
Which was parked in the garage at the Cromlech at noon
She polished dusted and oiled the vintage broom’s motor
And applied magic spittle to fix butterfly wings...
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Categories:
woozy, celebration,
Form:
Rhyme
The Great BattleshipTHE GREAT BATTLESHIP
Once sailed as the lumbering hulks of the high seas
Fierce winds accompanied most of its expedition
Woozy and exhausted crews grappled the oars and crosstrees
With smoothbore and muzzle-loading guns geared up for a mission
The...
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Categories:
woozy, adventure, history, men, peace, sea,
Form:
Rhyme
Feet of Rage and AngerHurry before the show is over, fury in the feet is your lover,
put these on, don't let them see your cover,
hide your ugly face, screen it to the veins,
nothing genuine remains,
flicker in those fantasy lights,...
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Categories:
woozy, love
Form:
Narrative
The PresenceTHE PRESENCE
After prayers, I blew off the lantern
Laid down, faced up, in dead man’s pattern
As accustomed, I wrapped up my face, next
Thing, wrapper intensified the darkness.
Suddenly fear and horror was roped in
With force, my reflex...
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Categories:
woozy, fear,
Form:
Rhyme