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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred, Let’s attempt the starfish in bed, Old Ethel insisted, Till Fred’s back got twisted, They best stick to sleeping instead! Original poem by Jan Allison Fred couldn't stand and was writhing in pain Ethel was mad and looked on with disdain So he took a blue pill Then went in for the kill And now performs like a stallion again... But the blue pills power started to wane As Ethel begged him to do it again But things came to a stop Poor Fred started to flop So they gave up and cracked open champagne... Then Ethel got hold of a book Fred fainted when he had a look Twas the 'calmer suture' Some poses may suit her But Fred said it made him feel crook Aunt Ethel said Freddie my dear You truly have nothing to fear Cos tonight’s the night Much to my delight We’re swinging from the chandelier! Old Fred said I don’t understand Your desire’s got right out of hand If you want so much sex Go next door and see Rex He’s the randiest guy in the land Aunt Ethel said you’re being silly At aged ninety I’m no young filly I still want to have sex With you and not Rex Cos Rexie’s got a tiny Willy! The champers made Ethel quite woozy Fred’s shattered so he had a snoozey They were awoken at four T'was Rex from next door No thank you said Ethel I'm no floozy... Collaboration with Tom Cunningham 06/02/21
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