Long Snicket Poems
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By George burn hing hard, I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwrightBy George (burn hing* hard), I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwright
offers his unsolicited tidbits
as scene courtesy
the following virtually
staged philosophical insight.
Arch back like
a professional ballet dancer
to stand out from...
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Categories:
snicket, adventure, appreciation, art, encouraging, fun, inspirational, new
Form:
Free verse
Please come join me in spirit if not in bodyPlease come join me in spirit if not in body...
regarding my resumption
of daily/mostly nightly constitutional
I accompany my dark shadow...
(small number of hours
before edge of night,
where twilight zone evokes night gallery -
drawing...
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Categories:
snicket, absence, animal, autumn, celebration, friendship, happiness, peace,
Form:
Free verse
Auld Lang Syne the Most Sung New Years Eve Song“Auld Lang Syne” - the most-sung New Year's Eve song
Courtesy Robert Burns
circa (25 January 1759 – 21 July 1796)
the National Bard,
Bard of Ayrshire
and the Ploughman Poet.
Two hundred sixty one orbitz elapsed
since brief existence of...
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Categories:
snicket, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, absence,
Form:
Free verse
Poetic Nugget Discovered Today March 29th, 2021Poetic nugget discovered today March 29th, 2021...
while rifling thru outdated electronic drafts,
whereby yours went back to our memorable past.
Circa 6/30/ 2017 - Lost missing master car key...
plus additional ordinary travails affecting me
such as near bankruptcy,...
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Categories:
snicket, absence, adventure, anxiety, community, crazy, environment, grief,
Form:
Rhyme
High School Sadness Sans Shana Aubrey Harris - Part OneHow quick capitalone two-step flickr ring imperceptibly,
kneaded asper byte
sized LivingSocial ties, linkedin and massaged viz MineCraft flight
of fancy outlook with plenti full confidence, faith,
and inherent lettered oblations...
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Categories:
snicket, absence, adventure, age, angel, anniversary, beautiful, blessing,
Form:
Ballad
Rental Rebate Plus Affordable RentRental rebate plus affordable rent...
One benefit living at
Highland Manor Apartments
until decrepit and bent...
constitutes qualifying for reimbursement
direct deposited into checking
as chump change event,
hence one generic grateful gent
feels self satisfied as Clark Kent.
After wing and prayer
granted courtesy...
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Categories:
snicket, america, beautiful, blessing, encouraging, happiness, humorous, march,
Form:
Rhyme
Texting and sexting as therapy
though many men,
(especially former Norwegian
bachelor farmers from Lake Woebegone, -
but one presently wedded
to another female for not quite
thirty orbitz around Mister sun) seek a booty call
compliments of Facebook (Meta) Messenger
yours truly (me - a married...
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Categories:
snicket, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence, abuse, adventure,
Form:
Free verse
When In a Jam I Try To Preserve Meditative TranceWhen in a jam, I try to preserve meditative trance
Synonymous with light hypnotic mode
inhaling and exhaling diffusing anger
lest mine noggin would explode
rhythmic breaths flowed
sustained me red nose (think Rudolph) glowed.
Holistic approach to derive peace of...
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Categories:
snicket, addiction, beautiful, blessing, daughter, father daughter, inspiration,
Form:
Free verse
Thru a Paroxysm of TearsThru a paroxysm of tears...
I inconsolably wept a river of sorrow
starkly aware alienated daughter(s)
implacable woe sundered fatherhood
yesterday, today and tomorrow.
A series of unfortunate events
(move over Lemony Snicket)
set in motion since my birth
unleashed impotent scrawny infant
registering...
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Categories:
snicket, 6th grade, 7th grade, absence, analogy, april,
Form:
Rhyme
Elusive Ephemeral Ethereal Expansive Eye I Witness TimelessnessElusive ephemeral ethereal expansive eye (I) witness timelessness
Analogous to Möbius strip -
measured passage of existence
seems to defy any beginning or end
(unless Artificial Intelligence
supersedes developers smarts
of computer technology
evincing brain power
designing sophisticated machines
that enslave their...
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Categories:
snicket, absence, africa, animal, birth, computer, creation, earth,
Form:
Free verse
While Vehicle Underwent Routine Oil Change TodayWhile vehicle underwent routine oil change today...
At Norm's Save Station
551 Gravel Pike, Collegeville, Pennsylvania,
yours truly suddenly realized
fifty eight years earlier
(a preschooler living at Lantern Lane)
John Fitzgerald Kennedy assassinated
November 22, 1963,
12:30 post meridiem
Central Standard Time
as he...
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Categories:
snicket, absence, america, anger, bereavement, dark, farewell, november,
Form:
Free verse
Mortality Forces Me To Confront the InevitableMortality forces me to confront the inevitable...
Though feeling one among the basket
of deplorables, yours truly, albeit groggy
from unsettling frightful dreams also rather
shy to summon courage amidst adversity took
deep breaths (envisioning egotism inflating
confidence, whereat, I never...
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Categories:
snicket, 12th grade, absence, children, death, farewell, father,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Telling White LiesTelling "White Lies"
My mother got born November
thirteenth, nineteen hundred thirty five
within poverty stricken household
of Canarsie, Brooklyn, the youngest
(most mollycoddled) of four siblings,
experienced grinding poverty, no
matter maternal grandfather (Moishe
Kuritsky), a tailor he lacked drive
(and felt neutral...
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Categories:
snicket, abuse, age, america, anger, betrayal, cry, environment,
Form:
Rhyme
Never Too Late To Say I Love You UntilNever Too Late To Say "I Love You" Until...
Futile lamentations reverberate along
corridors of times long gone, this papa
tearfully apologetic revisiting his base,
fitfully lachrymose torturing unrelenting
voluminous wrongs against thee dearest
precious daughter aware poetic/ prosaic
ministrations cannot substitute...
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Categories:
snicket, class, dedication, devotion, father daughter, graduate, i
Form:
Epic
Bring Back the Horse and BuggyAutomobile prohibitive maintenance costs
pitches me pitifully begging for alms
lamenting dog forsaken
melon collie unpleasant circumstances
pleading with outstretched palms
disgraced to beg, perhaps donate
major organ and/or entire body
to ease vehicular qualms
aha... methinks the missus could pose
as ventriloquist after...
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Categories:
snicket, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, beauty,
Form:
Free verse
An Average SchlepperThis fool doth not consider himself wise,
writing paltry poetry difficult
to read and/or actualize
methinks perusers of great literature
snub nose how I miserably advertise,
laughable attempt to aerobicise
fifty plus shades of gray matter
lobbying showy words agonize
zing effort perhaps...
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Categories:
snicket, absence, anti bullying, atheist, character, death, grave,
Form:
Free verse
I Can Hardly Wait Reading Welter of BooksI can hardly wait reading welter of books...
courtesy Karen Windle a gift horse
ponied up late afternoon May18th, 2020
over roan nay bore lee volition.
Unbeknownst how she raised (cane),
and loudly wrapped outside the door
every ounce of...
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Categories:
snicket, 12th grade, addiction, character, friend, inspiration, literature,
Form:
Free verse
Pulchritudinous Independence Day 2023Utter brainless nincompoop
in this poem heretofore addressing
I wanna be forever free
and clear from mortal anguish,
and need more than a blessing -
I need a miracle worker after confessing
behavior causing depressing
wretched state of mind
self incriminating admission expressing
emptying...
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Categories:
snicket, abuse, anger, angst, anti bullying, anxiety, bereavement,
Form:
Rhyme
Still Dithering With Hesitation On Brink of Abysmal Precipice IInfinite pitch black void zoomed,
I vacillated then pitched headlong
(head and knobby knees, over heels)
where skeletons in shuttered closets roomed,
and antithesis of freedom loomed
large (think) cosmic size grand canyon groomed
courtesy the once mighty Mississippi,
now barely a...
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Categories:
snicket, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Telling White LiesTelling "White Lies"
My mother got born November
thirteenth, nineteen hundred thirty five
within poverty stricken household
of Canarsie, Brooklyn, the youngest
(most mollycoddled) of four siblings,
experienced grinding poverty, no
matter maternal grandfather (Moishe
Kuritsky), a tailor he lacked drive
to support his...
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Categories:
snicket, abuse, age, america, child abuse, cinderella, city,
Form:
Ballad
Lindsay Lohan - Part OnePerhaps in another i.e. alternate world, this middled aged (baby boomer bona fide bra burner) of two well nigh near grown daughters felt caught in an invisible whirled wide web The Parent Trap.
...
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Categories:
snicket, celebrity, sexy, smile, sweet, teenage, woman, youth,
Form:
Narrative
Overdraft Finds Me Chill and Off BalancePenuriousness long did acquaint
yours truly, who feels loath
to lodge complaint
regarding series of unfortunate events
(Lemony Snicket be damned)
imposed monetary constraint,
now aghast with horror
(ain't no trick),
I unwittingly did faint,
only negative indebted interest accrues,
now if ever mister money...
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Categories:
snicket, 11th grade, 12th grade, angst, confusion, depression,
Form:
Free verse
Automobile Blues Fuels Exhausting LamentAutomobile blues fuels exhausting lament...
Indicator light signaling door(s) ajar
least significant issue concerning
2009 Hyundai Sonata car
applauded craftsmanship darn exemplar,
thus said vehicle deserves favorable avatar,
nonetheless vehicular maintenance
exceeds king's ransom by far
takes lion's share comprising regular
costs of living...
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Categories:
snicket, 12th grade, analogy, destiny, faith, fate, horror,
Form:
Free verse
Whelk Come Chirping CricketsDonald Trump, Lemony Snicket ghost Spiro
Agnew, plus knowledgeable Jiminy Cricket,
all reliable, trustworthy sources, who
would never misinform gullible traveler
I know time to lather up
with poetic shampoo
so don't you dare ballyhoo
moost likely known
to garden variety wahoo
(When...
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Categories:
snicket, 11th grade, 12th grade, beautiful, cool, joy,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
2022 Rental Rebate Plus Affordable Rent Yippee Yi Yo 2Chalk up the above
tummy knocker round
motley fool whimsical caprice
forever one generic
(ewe among us) scapegoat
bullied, lambasted, ostracized...
simian still silently suffering
life threatening wounds
since no protective Jason,
nor the Golden Fleece
shielded me against
Tormentors of Torghast even...
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Categories:
snicket, america, appreciation, april, celebration, community, endurance, family,
Form:
Rhyme