Long Snacked Poems

A bullfrog and a butterfly both chanced upon each other.
‘My dear, you are an ugly beast!’ the bullfrog dared to utter.
‘Why froggy,’ gasped the butterfly, astounded by his words.
 ‘My beauty is unparallel while yours...

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Here is a tale of the runt, in the land of giants
Bearing the brunt of her size and growing defiant
This pint sized gal was a mere 23 feet tall
Compared to others at 30, seemed like...

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we squeeze in the moment, breeze by the apartment of gore, go to the store with a nail and a 2x4 , flip the sign on the door, excuse yourself coz you're poor and ignored...

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It was dusk and eerie, rain dripped from 
Leaves that rustled in the trees 
Of the nearby woods, each shadow cast
A reminder that danger lurked about!
A shrill scream cut through the darkness,
Bringing with it fear...

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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FAT SNAKE???

Snakes are squirmy and sassy and naughty,
snakes are wormy and creepy and haughty.
They sleep and hiss and eat all day,
they creep and...

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To Your Health

I read an article that said laughing's good for you
It strengthens the heart muscle, it's something you should do
It made me think about my health and all the things I see
That I should...

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I was minding my own business, like I usually do.
It was like any other day, and a hot wind blew.
About then, a whirlwind appeared, and I was surprised.
That's when the devil in the flesh materialized. 

He said,...

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The Reflection

The high definition television screen
Played a movie of the world opposite it
I delighted in my real-time cinema
As I snacked on an assortment of insects
Buried in the rotten wooden frames

Now, in my television set
I saw...

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The cloud of suspense was becoming compact
The mood was tense to ensure most impact
A baffling mystery had to be cracked
A sordid crime they needed to re-enact   

It was the end of the second...

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I don't feel very good today,
Can you see it in my eyes?
I'm never off the toilet,
No! it wasn't all the pies.

I have probably caught a bug,
You know, the type that's going around.
I must have caught...

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There are things thant dont efface
Every now n then memories  mirrior you face
I still remember  that doll in pink
Now unattended, unkempt it  will stink
I still remember  that ball with light
With every...

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Masticator

To salty, crunchy foods I gravitate:
Popcorn, fries, potato chips and nachos
And on my plate some food to masticate:
Fried chicken, pizza, hamburgers and tacos!
A large hot soup can soothe my appetite,
But serve it, please, with crackers...

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every minute of my life is a choice
I can exercise, clean, eat, write, paint, cartoon or watch TV
Today I chose TV land
I could have snacked on lettuce, tomatoes, or carrots
I chowed down instead on donuts...

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Only once he declared his love
And Ann ready for Christ above:
When will they try blind Cupid's glove;
Into each other's mouth food shove?

Only once he had Ann bedded
And then they joyfully wedded:
Some kind of connubide test-run;
Hardly-turn-...

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