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Thoughts From a Foodie

Masticator To salty, crunchy foods I gravitate: Popcorn, fries, potato chips and nachos And on my plate some food to masticate: Fried chicken, pizza, hamburgers and tacos! A large hot soup can soothe my appetite, But serve it, please, with crackers I can BITE! Sarong Song/ Chocolate Lament For breakfast I sat down with sweetened cocoa; I snacked on Hershey kisses all day long. Then chocolate cream éclairs I had with dinner. I’m changing my bikini for sarong. A Masticator’s Fate? Behind my mother I am following. The white hairs keep appearing; it’s with dread I picture myself one day swallowing My food with dentures stuck inside my head! For the What is a Randomling? Poetry Contest Three rhymed poems presented as a set on one theme

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Julia Ward

Date: 10/14/2015 9:20:00 AM

Enjoyed the bite - I mean write! Julia, :)

Michael Tor

Date: 9/28/2015 10:34:00 PM

It should have won the first time around! Congratulations.

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 9/28/2015 12:41:00 AM

Congrats on ur superb win with this awesome write Andrea!

Janice Canerdy

Date: 9/27/2015 10:13:00 PM

Andrea, these are great! Congratulations! Janice

Eve Roper

Date: 9/27/2015 7:04:00 PM

Andrea, congratulations on your win!!!!Enjoyed reading. Hugs Eve

Alexis Y.

Date: 9/27/2015 9:29:00 AM

Andrea, congratulations on your win:-) Alexis

Tammy Reams

Date: 9/27/2015 8:47:00 AM

Congrats on your win Andrea! This is really cute!

Jennifer Walker

Date: 8/23/2015 6:39:00 PM

You and food sis and you're asking me to go on a diet with you? Not if you keep writing these cute poems about food.

Daver Austin

Date: 8/22/2015 11:00:00 AM

I hear ya. Just lost a front tooth by biting into a hot dog. Even the dentist couldn't tell the damn tooth was rotten.Love , daver

Paul Callus

Date: 8/22/2015 7:00:00 AM

These are great randomlings, Andrea! Masticator's Fate is partly the cause of the initial Masticator. Don't worry about white hair...it can be beautiful! My favourite...the Sarong Song:)) // paul

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 8/21/2015 7:49:00 AM

I like how you did this one! Bravo Andrea.

Constance La France

Date: 8/21/2015 6:56:00 AM

Andrea, I already commented on this but may I just add, SPLENDIFOUROUS!!! and thanks for visiting my poem, tangerine . . .

Robert Johnson

Date: 8/20/2015 10:43:00 PM

Adventures with dentures, my oh my. There's one thing for sure, I'll still eat my pie. :)

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 8/20/2015 8:25:00 PM

Watch your intake, Andrea, and those calories! An enjoyable reading. Thanks for the stop by. Yes, I'm still writing, though I've slowed down a little. It's now one poem a day, two if possible. Best to you. / M

James Inman

Date: 8/20/2015 2:40:00 PM

Hi Andrea, I don't know what to say, some of my favorite foods. It actually sounds like a fairly typical day for me. I love Kisses but I'm addicted to Hersey's Hugs. Great write. If you find yourself back on my sight I'd love to hear your thoughts on Dark Reflection. It's rather long.

Carol Eastman

Date: 8/19/2015 11:16:00 AM

A fun read! Know you'll do great in the contest! Now see what you did? You made Dragon hungry... for eclairs, candy kisses, and tator chips... Hope I can get him to share! LOL

Kp Nunez

Date: 8/19/2015 10:27:00 AM

Your lighthearted nature is very much apparent here, Andie. Suits the form better, I guess. All the best in the contest. hugs! PS. Sorry it's only now that I got to visit. Had some serback. :-)))

Arthur Vaso

Date: 8/18/2015 10:19:00 PM

Great, just great, I read this poem at 11.30pm, god help me cause now I wont sleep until I have some chocolate ice cream, with a few Hershey kisses on the side! :)

Darlene Gifford

Date: 8/18/2015 11:54:00 AM

I enjoyed your foodie poem, Andrea, and especially your very funny ending. Sure to be a hit with Mary. ~~Darlene

Daver Austin

Date: 8/18/2015 10:59:00 AM

I'm sorry, Andrea, but am having all sorts of trouble with the new computer layout charter has stuck me with. The action is spastic and is driving me crazy. I'll get it fixed soon I hope. Love, Dave

CayCay Jennings

Date: 8/18/2015 9:06:00 AM

Does being number one keep you under the gun? I have spent time with enough of your prose and rhyme to feel the joy of your gift. You are indeed a talent and reading you gives me quite a lift. Thank you ... CayCay

Arty Rico Jones

Date: 8/17/2015 9:45:00 PM

nice poems! I love to eat also. Popcorn, fries, potato chips, nachos, fried chicken, pizza, hamburgers and tacos food I love and will never give up.

Edlynn Nau

Date: 8/17/2015 9:39:00 PM

Crazy for Sarong Song but the three together describe PMS...Ha ha ha! I'm thinking if we can just dye those gray hairs and have the dentist clean our teeth twice as much, maybe we can stave off the dentures...please? These were super clever and diffinatly fun! My favorite is Sarong I guess b/c it's funny, catchy, truthful, and surprises us!

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/17/2015 7:19:00 PM

i'm not too up on contests, andrea, but i very much enjoyed your three "foodie" poems. they all made me grin! good luck in the contest - i'm sure you'll be up at the top!

Kim Merryman

Date: 8/17/2015 5:25:00 PM

I enjoyed these, Andrea! I can really relate to the chocolate one, although fitting into a bikini is a laughable thought, considering my age and weight! (Not telling!) Best wishes in the contest! Love, Kim