Long Silly billy Poems

A special dedication to Beyoncé's "Drunk in Love" song in her album "Beyoncé", which came out in 2013.
 
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I took a cat nap...yah put on your classic, clever-mini cap 
drank that sorrow sap, my companion...

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Poet Convention

Lost in a poets convention, 
I can't recall every poem, I've read through the years
50518, unique comments I 'validate'--- 
Thank You For Sharing Your Happy and Sad tears 
Since March 24, 2010 In the...

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Aw, you're cute
Aw, was that your face?
I think I smacked your face
And gave you a bruise 
But that's old ass news

I know that I am silly Billy
I love dandelions honestly
Aw, they are so adorable
The birds...

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((( THIS POEM IS A DEDICATION
((( TO MY nemesis and pest Silly Billy theKidster
((( HE  JOINed MY CONTEST AS A JOKE
~~~~ both # 1 are for fun ~~~~
***      ...

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Armadilly came galloping into Troll Lake, bent on seeking a new life, to unwind.
He’d rode out of the Badlands, leaving only a trail of blowing dust and leaves, behind.
His steady stead Jalopy had been pounding...

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Silly Billy had no fear, he drowned it in a case of beer.
Handy Andie so adept, kept so busy, she never slept.
Dirty Donna did what you wanna, she lived just down the street.
You didn't have...

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Skirting church on Puig de Missa,
then down the slope towards the river,
St Eularia's Rui, with path that winds on to the sea.
Past the smelly goats, where poking little
fingers get nibbled, and goat-dribbled
through the fence. 

Billy...

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Food is fooling me. Fat and fluffy and as happy as can be, full figured or 
pleasingly plump. Oh boy, there's alot of rolls and big old bumps. Bumps and 
lumps is what I will...

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One day my brother went to a farm fair..
Bought a baby goat for a pet..
"Any of the regular pets would've been great. 
A cat, a dog or even a bird."
"But a goat?"
I thought..
It was cute,...

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The average person laughs 13 times a day
I laugh a lot more often than that
In fact I probably hold the world record
Maybe three or four times that in fact

A katydid hears through holes in its...

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The average person laughs 13 times a day
I laugh a lot more often than that
In fact I probably hold the world record
Maybe three or four times that in fact

A katydid hears through holes in its...

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Silly Billy went along to the zoo 
Right after he had the flu 
That day the whole sky was blue 
And he carried along his teddy Pooh 

Silly Billy love walking to the park every...

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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.” - Anonymous

Silliness is not a curse, it's a blessing if you...

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It’s 5am it’s cold this morn,
Black as night I am forlorn,
The weather here is chilly,
A verse rattles round my head ,
Get on the computer silly.

Brown eyed Jane she isn’t plain,
She comes to me a teasing,
Her...

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MY HAPPY STORY
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please, I have to tell my happy story
for I live in a land of joy, and glory

where people do not ever, ever fight
where all help, in each other's plight

both genders, their rights, all...

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Said Bashful Billy
To this pretty young filly
"Can I give you a peck on the cheek?"
Said the pretty filly
To Bashful Billy
"Yes, but first there's something I seek!"

Well, Bashful Billy
Really had no clue
What this filly was asking...

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Said Bashful Billy
To this pretty young filly
"Can I give you a peck on the cheek?"
Said the pretty filly
To Bashful Billy
"Yes, but first there's something I seek!"

Well, Bashful Billy
Really had no clue
What this filly was asking...

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Said Bashful Billy
To this pretty filly
"Can I give you a peck on the cheek?"
Said the pretty filly
To Bashful Billy
"Yes, but first there's something I seek!"

Well, Bashful Billy
Really had no clue
What this young filly was asking...

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Said Bashful Billy
To this pretty filly
"Can I give you a peck on the cheek?"
Said the pretty filly
To Bashful Billy
"Yes, but first there's something I seek!"

Well, Bashful Billy
Really had no clue
What this filly was asking for
So...

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the kids are acting funny, honey.

they like to play out in the fields.

they don’t care about our money

or how much our company yields.

they want to see the flowers bloom

under cotton candy skies.

they don’t see how...

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Behind this four walls, 
I've seen my babies crawl, 
Underneath the wishful wells, 
I've watched my penny fall, 
Still I choose to stay, 
Isolated and far away, 

I've lived in hope of sunlight, 
But all...

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Me myself and I,
Whoever we are,
You are the poet who broke my heart,
You wrote words of love,
You fitted me perfectly like a glove,
And I really pulled myself in,
Falling for myself, what a silly billy I...

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We've always been obsessed with hair
Ponytails or long and flowing
Medusa's hair would turn you to stone
If you gazed on it, no joking

In the 60s a Broadway hit called “Hair”
With its popular anthem “Aquarius”
Prompted a new...

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About thirty thousand days
I have lived on this Planet Earth
And at some point during each of those days
It was given over to mirth

Guess you could say I'm a contented person
With more than my share of...

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29,200 days
I have lived on this Planet Earth
And at some point during each of those days
It was given over to mirth

Guess you could say I'm a contented person
With more than my share of happy
Why me?...

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