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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required the devil went over to sheldon’s house he was looking to drink some beer it was friday night he got there tight walked in and said i’m here i’m gonna show you how to drink you pussy little piss and then I’ll mop the floor with you i’ve had enough of this sheldon said well come on in you ain’t no match for me you horned abomination i’ll teach you to mess with me the devil said that’s real big talk for a pissy puss like you but i’ll show you exactly who can drink just wait and see sheldon said I’m fine with that if you can prove your stuff but if you don’t there won’t be room in hell for both of us so show me what you got there fella, don’t hold nothing back and then I’ll send you back to hell wrapped in a paper sac the devil opened up his keg and pulled the handle down a gang of evil demons came and helped him drink it down that’s all you got i knew you’d shit you hound from purgatory now shut your trap and I’ll show you what’s quite another story sheldon get your elbow down and wet your whistle too all hell’s broke loose in redlciff and the devil’s after you and if you win you’ll be the king forever and a day but if you lose he’ll mop the floor with you dawn-der-deen just came from town she brought back lots of beer she’s always there a secret weapon sheldon keeps her near sheldon sucked back forty eight and didn’t even flinch the devil tried to spear him but he missed by half an inch so the devil bowed to sheldon cause he knew that he was done he laid his pitch fork on the floor and turned around to run sheldon said you take your spear and keep it just because i done told you once you son of a witch i’m the best that ever was fire in the man cave run boys run devil’s in the house of the eldest son chicken in the barley kicking up dust granny does your dog bite no not us All rights are pilfered and relinquished.
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