Long Sciatica Poems
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I Made a Beeline BustleHurriedly enroute to her royal majesty
porcelain goddess throne
whereupon earlier today
March 28th, 2022,
after incomplete defecation
sitting pretty on pissoir,
I jiggled and wiggled posterior
(analogous to performing
the bum bared hustle)
until gasping for breath
though unable to shake loose
dangling dingleberry yours...
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Categories:
sciatica, adventure, animal, blessing, business, grief, humorous, march,
Form:
Rhyme
The Waiting RoomThe Waiting Room
The April weather shifted high to low,
Exposing those early clout casters
To the concluding bite of winter;
Footsteps full of foreboding
Trudge their last legs up the inclined driveway
To the Doctor’s old house.
A hotchpotch of chairs...
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Categories:
sciatica, health, humorous, life,
Form:
Free verse
A Simple Disc of a PoemA Simple Disc Of A Poem
Not yet another stream of consciousness
from disc to brisk journey path behind no
emigration refugees bombs shrapnel hunger
There is gratitude though among the pain
No music on the vinyl player with cracks
and...
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Categories:
sciatica, pain,
Form:
Free verse
Praise Zing a Fully Functioning Sphincter MuscleAnal lies zing constipation
nothing to poo poo about,
cuz when bedeviled by
colorectal obstruction
without wasted doubt,
that malodorous,
...
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Categories:
sciatica, break up, conflict, desire, grief, health, hurt,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
The Worse Pain Balls Or BirthI’m led on the floor
and it is a bore
I look at the dust
I look at the door
flimmin’ sciatica
soars again
never felt crappier
hoarding pain
Try giving birth
women are thinking,
I can’t do that,
what are you drinking?
stupid...
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Categories:
sciatica, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Granny GanjaGrandma’s aches affected her sleep;
She often made the help weep.
But at least she was regal -
Until pot was made legal.
She ditched Big Pharma
And moved to California
Now she takes pot
For every ailment she’s got
Indica for sciatica
CBD...
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Categories:
sciatica, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Birthdays Are Such FunYes, Birthdays are such fun, for you get something good and something not so good. Let's just say the something not so good is a health issue. My is Sciatica. Ouch. I made 79. The...
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Categories:
sciatica, age, birthday, blessing, celebration, cool, dream, encouraging,
Form:
Free verse
Sciatica - Your Best FriendSCIATICA
You'll doubtless think my mind is fooling me,
or all my hurting's only in my head,
but pain is what brings on my misery
and makes my heart to wish that I was dead
and though my case is...
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Categories:
sciatica, art, black african american, confusion, death, depression,
Form:
Sonnet
Wear and TearI've got aches and pains and chills and blains,
Arthritis, Bursitis and more.
If it weren't for this darn Sciatica,
I'm sure it would hurt even more.
I have dizzy spells, sometimes I hear bells,
I see colors and floaters...
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Categories:
sciatica, age, funny, health,
Form:
Limerick