Long Ribald Poems
Long Ribald Poems. Below are the most popular long Ribald by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Ribald poems by poem length and keyword.
The emotional, mental and spiritual fallout courtesy Colt Gray
The emotional, mental and spiritual fallout courtesy Colt Gray
Apalachee High School,
located in Winder, Georgia
witnessed an active shooter,
whereby the alleged lone gunman
(actually just a teenager of fourteen years)
killed four people and injured nine more
the latter hospitalized with...
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Categories:
ribald, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Free verse
Limericks Vii - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:
There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but...
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Categories:
ribald, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, satire, sexy, smile,
Form:
Limerick
William Dunbar: Lament For the Makaris Translation
Lament for the Makaris ("Lament for the Makers/Poets")
by William Dunbar [c. 1460-1530]
loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
i who enjoyed good health and gladness
am overwhelmed now by life’s terrible sickness
and enfeebled with infirmity ...
how the...
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Categories:
ribald, death, evil, fear, poets, sorrow, sympathy, writing,
Form:
Elegy
Argh Daylight Savings Time Ends Two Am November 6th 2022
Argh daylight savings time ends – 2:00 AM November 6th 2022
Hour hands of o'clock get set back
sixty minutes gaining extra hour of Autumn
round about this same day of November
every year, what a bum
er,...
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Categories:
ribald, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, america,
Form:
Rhyme
Daylight Savings Time Ends November 5th 2023 Means
Daylight Savings Time Ends – November 5th 2023 means...
discombobulated, harried, and lobotomized
state of body, mind, and spirit triage.
Onset of dark shadows signalling edge of night
occurs earlier as the world turns
beckoning, hinting, robbing passage...
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Categories:
ribald, autumn, business, confusion, dark, father, light, november,
Form:
Rhyme
Argh Daylight Savings Time March 13th 2022
Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 13th, 2022
Once again, yours truly
dishes out his regular dose
of literary gobbledygook
even Count Dracula
would not even bat an eye
nor give me his evil curse,
butta I avoid tempting him
courtesy fanged...
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Categories:
ribald, america, change, confusion, history, light, march, morning,
Form:
Rhyme
Doubting Thomas luxuriates under Dylanesque milkweed
Doubting Thomas luxuriates under Dylanesque milkweed
made fibrous threads...constituting heavy blanket
(crocheted by the missus)
on a cool Autumn like morning...
to stave off experiencing getting
chilblains, goosebumps,
or subjected to the blast of cold air
wafting thru the opened bedroom window
on...
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Categories:
ribald, analogy, animal, august, autumn, celebration, character, hair,
Form:
Free verse
Argh Daylight Savings Time March 14th 2021
Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 14th, 2021
Once again, yours truly
dishes out his regular dose
of literary gobbledygook
even Count Dracula
would not even bat an eye
nor give me his evil,
(albeit harmless) look
regarding feeble effort I undertook.
Don't forget...
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Categories:
ribald, adventure, confusion, evil, good night, hello, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
Daylight Savings Time March 13th, 2022
Daylight Savings Time – March 13th, 2022
A long time graduate courtesy
Hard Knocks alum,
once again yours truly
posts reasonable rhyme
about shortest day of the year.
Two o'clock Ante Meridiem
nostri Jesu Christi
hour...
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Categories:
ribald, allusion, color, dream, flying, fun, god, imagery,
Form:
Rhyme
Argh the bane of daylight savings time November 3rd 2024
Argh... the bane of daylight savings time – November 3rd 2024
Hour hands clock back
sixty minutes of Autumn
round about same of month
every year, what a bummer,
an inconvenient truth
diverged from this chum
purposelessly manipulating
hold over yesteryear doth drum
sensation...
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Categories:
ribald, adventure, america, autumn, confusion, light, november,
Form:
Rhyme
Daylight Savings Time March 8th 2020
Daylight Savings Time – March 8th, 2020
Two o'clock anno Domini nostri Jesu Christi
hour hand clock sprung forward sixty minutes
round about same of month every year, what a bum
er, an inconvenient truth...
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Categories:
ribald, 11th grade, 12th grade, america, father, health,
Form:
Free verse
Predilections of the Phallic Beast
Adulterous besieging capstone damnation
exploitation foists groping, heaving
insidiously jerking
knowingly lunges
machinations notoriously nymphomaniacal
officiating penile quests
rapaciously, sadistically
tenaciously, unstoppably
vasocongested wickedness
Xerses yawped zeolously.
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All throughout history of man/woman kind
ascendent civilizations extensively gouged,
impailed, kindled, murderous...
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Categories:
ribald, abuse, age, anger, discrimination, horror, lust, prayer,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
If Ever I Had a Country: Lxxvii
IF EVER I HAD A COUNTRY - LXXVII
IF ever I had a country proud of its wall-less porous boundary
And if ever by no mistake of the Supreme High Command of the International Militaro-Business Conspiracy I...
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Categories:
ribald, america, drug, humor, immigration, patriotic, satire,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Daylight Savings Time November 6th 2016
Hour hands clock back sixty minutes of Autumn
Round about this same of month every year, what a bum
er, and inconvenient truth diverged from this chum
purposelessly manipulating a hold over
sans yesteryear doth...
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Categories:
ribald, allusion, assonance, autumn, fun, inspirational, muse, voyage,
Form:
Free verse
Ban Assault Weapons In 2017 - Part1
The ammunition greased casings pepper skull and cross lovely bones,
lightening speedily deals mortal blow persons unaware,
the final minutes/seconds of lives leased
shorn of existence, and akin to sheared sheep,...
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Categories:
ribald, anger, angst, anxiety, bereavement, community, conflict, crazy,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Unmasked
Inside a boisterous tavern,
a-light with drunken gaiety
of spilled ribald laughter,
he quietly sits alone ...
gently cradling his mead darkly
Brooding thoughts of past paid coverings
buzzes inside his head
Talking flies having the faces of the dead
“Have mercy, please”
This...
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Categories:
ribald, dark, death, judgement, wisdom,
Form:
Narrative
Old Harold and the Moon's Echo
4am sunday morning they broke into song
unable to contain their smiles
they cast aside the spent wine
and took their ribald song to the streets
with a fanfare of sound and light
like jesters of old
they painted smiles on...
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Categories:
ribald, beautiful, dance, desire, firework, freedom, friend, funny,
Form:
Ballad
Northern Sea
" Northern Sea "
Sailors a'sea in latitudes north~
Aloft do look with eyes whet keen~
Naught but desire to sight back or forth~
Such that might through darkest night be seen~
So it may be as winds thus prevail~
Above...
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Categories:
ribald, adventure, sea, may, sea, stars,
Form:
Rhyme
Captain Tom
Normally, I'd not "Dare" choose just one poet
to honor. This time I have, hoping I don't blow it.
I've chosen to break my "Silence" in "Gratitude"
for "Captain Tom," a man who has a...
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Categories:
ribald, feelings, friend,
Form:
Rhyme
Release My Mind From Churlish Chains
Sometimes in churlish chains
Fed up with ribald refrains
On my mind inflicting pains and strains
In the morning, afternoon and night
When from life I gain no delight
Sinking into sorrows on the flight
From illusion
Conflated with delusion
Carved from collusion
Between...
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Categories:
ribald, poems,
Form:
Free verse
Gettin Old - Wot Me?
In the words of the great Bard, "Alas".
But enough of Shakespeare my friends.
For it has come to pass
That half a century and yet five more
Years that is, not my cricket score.
Have gone beneath the bridge...
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Categories:
ribald, imagination, inspirational, life, old, old,
Form:
Bio
Complacent Cybernetic Communities
Keep life simple and supple
When aside from your dimples you brush conundrum
For joys to triple or quadruple
To the beat at the feet of laughter’s drum
Whose percussion glorifies and ratifies
Happiness in all her splendor and majesty
As...
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Categories:
ribald, poems,
Form:
Free verse
Sweet Sexteen
I saw evil last night,
evil in the form of a sweet fleshed beauty,
evil in the form of sparkling eyes,
with the fork of serpent’s tongue.
I saw evil, perhaps, not in its entirety;
as with goodness, evil is...
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Categories:
ribald, childhood, death, evil, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Zing Is the Thing - a Homily
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder,
But Whiskey makes you frisky.
Clerihews and epigrams are fine but
Do not tell these to one lost in love
Except when you mean to cheer up one
Fevered with temporary amourous setbacks.
Gift...
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Categories:
ribald, character, friendship, inspiration,
Form:
Abecedarian
Fairies In My Garden
"There are fairies at the bottom of my garden"...from a song by Noel Coward.
In gardens, glens, and forest glades
That oft great banquet halls resemble,
On a summer's night,
If the moon is bright,
One might see fairy folk...
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Categories:
ribald, fairy,
Form:
Rhyme