Long Retardant Poems
Long Retardant Poems. Below are the most popular long Retardant by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Retardant poems by poem length and keyword.
Devils Rhapsody in Blue
Hypocrites sucking off the silicone tit
of the antichrist spirit.
Man infestation from the pit of
deliriot.
In hallowed halls of discord, whispers echo,
the chorus of the damned proletariat,
a venom, seeping...
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Categories:
retardant, art,
Form:
Rhyme
Beware Dragon Eggs
Dragon came into my life as Grandpa Troll, gave me a little egg and praise.
He said that only a special few, could deal with a dragons’ crazy, mixed up ways.
Dragons need a touch, he said,...
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Categories:
retardant, adventure, caregiving, crazy, fantasy, funny, happiness, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Dragon of Oz
Dragon had the acting bug! He wanted that big brass ring.
If the Sheriff of CrazyLand could act, then… so could He!
I told him tryouts for the Wizard of Oz were going on, this week.
So Dragon...
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Categories:
retardant, celebrity, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
Aliens
Dragon loves his penguins! Oh that we know quite well.
So…Dragon ask for their own little, silver, fire retardant, suits, do tell!
Oh Lord A Mercy! The little penguins dress up sooo very cute, too!
But leave it...
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Categories:
retardant, adventure, animal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
The New World Order
The New World Order
Do not be in the dark. Open your eyes. This will sound shocking to most of you but I challenge you to look into this.There is a secret agenda. They put fluoride...
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Categories:
retardant, conflict, corruption, mental illness, power, world,
Form:
Free verse
Enlightenment of the Kung Poo Master
The Kung Poo Master, he literally, lives the ancient art of Kung Poo.
He senses and knows, before you do, that’s there’s going to be a poo.
Living with depths of concentration: that we can truly, only...
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Categories:
retardant, art, crazy, fantasy, funny, humorous, imagination, internet,
Form:
Light Verse
Dragon and Santa
Christmas roses are red, and violets are so very blue…
Dear Santa. We love our dear Dragon and hope you do, too.
Nightly, visions of colors dance round and round his big bed.
As delusions of grandeur…...
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Categories:
retardant, adventure, christmas, fun, funny, happiness, happy, imagination,
Form:
Clerihew
Dragon Slayer, No
Dragon Slayer! Dragon Slayer! Just say it isn’t so! Just Look at that cutesy face!
Behind the scary teeth, fire, and smoke… Choke…Ah… he’s gentle to embrace!
Moody, sulky, get even-ish, is truly he. But to...
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Categories:
retardant, fantasy, fun, funny, happiness, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
Joey and Dragon Graduate
Today was the day Dragon’s brother Joey graduated from Nursing School.
And yes, Dragon wanted to be there, it was, really, going to be Sooo Cool!
Parents and students gussied up in all their finery, a sight...
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Categories:
retardant, celebration, fantasy, funny, graduation, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Light Verse
The Dragon Walkie
I was out walking my dragon, when I came across a Dogasaurus Rex.
It really wasn’t so bad until; they got into a real life-pissing contest.
My dragons’ roar was way less than his, and spitting fire,...
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Categories:
retardant, adventure, fantasy, fire, funny, humorous, imagination, old,
Form:
Light Verse
Check Up Time
One of my Trolls got a toothache, and I suddenly began to realize, so wise…
No one had had a checkup, since they had come to be with us, poor guys!
Now this proposed a question…Where...
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Categories:
retardant, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, happiness, health, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Kiss the Rain
Like any family, mine’s the same, they leave Mama with the dirty Chores.
You’d think with Trolls, and Dragons, and such… There’d be magic galore!
But I concede defeat at Pooper Scooping Time, my sons taught everyone...
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Categories:
retardant, adventure, fantasy, funny, humorous, imagination, magic, old,
Form:
Light Verse
Up In Flames
My daughter heard
a Decent Cool-lio smart phone stranger
(with an African sounding name)
give a four fifty one Fahrenheit warning
Some said: the fellow was loco insane
Others said,
not taking heed was the crux to blame
Mr. O Mgeni
said...
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Categories:
retardant, dark, death, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Elegy
Fly Firebird Fly
I hear voices and I hear vexes...I hear screams and striking matches
I sense evil eyes on eggs now hatching
I can see a sea of static now the smoke it makes me blind
I hear wicked wings...
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Categories:
retardant, anger, bible,
Form:
Blank verse
Endorphins
Starting to think that love isn’t real
Something we say, not something we feel
Frivolous rhymes soften the blow.
A ruse evoked by the brain,
Chemical explosions alter and addict.
Life forces fuse like hot metal,
But cool so fast...
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Categories:
retardant, girlfriend, heartbroken, loneliness, love, love hurts, sad
Form:
Free verse
As the Wind Blows
As the wind blows and doors open and close love pours from my heart into an unknown
location a constant fight against hatred as it tries to enter the emptiness in my heart its
slowly...
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Categories:
retardant, life, loveme, heart, evil, heart, leaving, love,
Form:
Free verse
thoughts words and deeds
cannot bear the weight of all my sin
Alas, I fear, I’ll commit them all again
To add another pound or two of guilt
And hide behind my flame-retardant quilt
And so if Hell must have me I’ll submit
And...
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Categories:
retardant, irony, sin,
Form:
Sonnet