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Premium Member Community Health Assurance
Transparently robust private/public healers,
servants,
ego/ecotherapists,
investigate, with appreciation,
cooperative health insurance
for people,
healthy homes,
resilient transportation,
and cooperative tree and plant and children and elderly nursing
preserved through winter kitchens
and solar-fueled composting centers.

Health insurance assurance,
transubstantiating health/wealth reassurance,
investing in cooperatively-owned and eco-managing
therapeutic non-violent...

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Categories: redneck, community, conflict, corruption, courage, freedom, green, health,
Form: Political Verse



Premium Member Superior Courts of Ecological Justice
What evidence do we have that businesses receive financial as well as other nutritionally healthy benefits, 
by co-investing cooperatively within health-developing community cultures?

What are financial benefits for faith-in-health communities 
both internal to corporate anthrosupremacist monocultural...

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Categories: redneck, culture, earth, health, humor, judgement, political, race,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum
Premium Member The Cascade Adventures - Part 1
It's been four years since I've seen so much as an insignificant mountain creek. Been overburdened with comfort, now frantic with nature withdrawals, having to settle for photos found on Google Images: emerald pine trees,...

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Categories: redneck, adventure, friend, mountains, nature, snow,
Form: Haibun
Premium Member Did You Ever Notice
Did you ever notice
our vampire legends
are almost always patriarchal,
sometimes even princely
and excruciatingly royalist,
elitist?

While witches plot and evil plan
in coven craven circles
more undershadow than legendary.

Wizards might be BullyVampire Princes
while witches may be victimized and therefore victimizing...

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Categories: redneck, courage, green, health, humor, tribute,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Cascade Adventures --- Pt 1
It's been four years since I've seen so much as an insignificant mountain creek. I've been overburdened with comfort, now frantic with nature withdrawals and having to settle for photos found on Google Images: emerald...

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Categories: redneck, adventure, beauty, childhood, confidence, fun, mountains, nature,
Form: Haibun



Premium Member Kellyanne's Fake Constitutional Rock
"The Second Amendment is a bedrock principle of our Constitution..."
                         ...

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Categories: redneck, anger, history, humor, integrity, language, leadership, usa,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Redneck Santa
T'were the night after Christmas, 'n' the house was all dark.
Not much money for 'lectric in the ol' trailer park.
Ma waitin' tables at the club on the base,
jist me and my sisters alone in the...

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© Roy Jerden  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: redneck, christmas, parody,
Form: Rhyme
Two Lovers Vi - Paper Plates
Out with his boys drinking, feeling rowdy
Special occasion
Rolling the way they do
His lover is not with them
She stayed in for the night
He misses her company
But enjoys his time with the guys
He'll swing by later

A local...

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© Nad Simon  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: redneck, love, love hurts, men, relationship, romantic love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Old Maid Games
I recall a card game
probably extending back past the 1950s
called Old Maid.

There was also Authors
and a few other choices
less popular with me.
But Old Maid sticks in mind
as blatantly sexist
and ageist
and, for a country kid
in redneck...

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Categories: redneck, earth, gender, health, humanity, humor, integrity, usa,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Damage Control
With thoughts of getting fish-faced on a Friday night, 
I dropped anchor in a portside bar 
To contemplate the crooked path to closing time; 
Couldn’t guarantee I’d get that far.

I ordered a tequila, called myself...

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Categories: redneck, allegory, relationship,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Winter of Your Heart
“Winter of your heart”.

     The snows of Winter in your heart.
     confusion and illusions in my head.
     Share our life together. 
 ...

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Categories: redneck, feelings, girlfriend,
Form: Free verse
Redneck Family Reunion
Every couple 'a years or so 
Our family reunites
It takes a couple 'a years or so
To recover from the fights

A family like our'n
Doesn't party like most do
Ours gets a little out of hand
That's why we...

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Categories: redneck, america, crazy, fishing, funny, humor, music, song,
Form: Rhyme
Armin Babic
I cannot believe that I used to have a crush on you,
You are cold, heartless, and MEAN!
I never talked about you, never did anything to you,
I never deserved that, you had no need to be...

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Categories: redneck, confusion, hate, loss, care, me, people, care,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Shape of the Perfect One
When a little girl,                               ...

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Categories: redneck, character, destiny, fantasy, love, true love, truth,
Form: Shape
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Sinking
by Michael R. Burch

for Virginia Woolf

Weigh me down with stones ...
   fill all the pockets of my gown ...
      I’m going down,
...

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Categories: redneck, poems, poetry, poets,
Form: Rhyme
We Must Strive For Political Correctness
By Elton Camp

It would just be the end
If by words we do offend.

There’s the devil to be paid
If we call a spade a spade.

“Vertically challenged” means short.
“Horizontally challenged,” a fat sort.

“Nondiscretionary fragrance” means we stink.
“Living...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: redneck, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Primary Lesson - End of Class
Here is a lesson, a tortuous tale for your next-of-kin,
About a political hack we'll call the Bigly Pumpkin.
It's a bit like star wars, he is more an older Anakin,
Who fooled the Nation even though he's...

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© Mick Free  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: redneck, america, patriotic, political, presidents day,
Form: Rhyme
Whiskey, Pills, a Woman and Stumbling
What made me stumble,
did I make fools of us ?
Fear was in disguise
and it overwhelmed.
Oh, I remember so little of it,
fragments of memory
and spoken words
whispered in my ear.
The bar with the bodies packed in it,
they...

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© Mark King  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: redneck, confusion, introspection, life, love, me, world, me,
Form: Free verse
This Ain'T a Goddam Country Song
This Ain't a Goddamn Country Song

You know I love my Rock and Roll

I wouldn't write a Country Song

'Cause that's not how I roll

This song it ain't bout country things

Like pickup trucks and cars

You'll never find...

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Categories: redneck, america, funny, music, nostalgia, song,
Form: Lyric
On a Night I Can'T Write
I was going to write a poem,
but my brain went on fire,
and the fumes and darkened charcoal
swallowed up all poetic ability and
let breathe only ebony dust in the 
darkened gunpowder night, it's 1:37am,
and I'm lighting...

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Categories: redneck, on writing and words, visionary, care, night,
Form: Free verse
Phd In Redneck
I have go not advanced degree
from a fancy eastern school.
I’ve no idea who Beckett is,
so you declare that I’m a fool.
Yet yesterday I restored to life
an old engine from the thirties,
I’ve got a PhD in...

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Categories: redneck, america, anger, how i feel, i am,
Form: Rhyme
Forgetting Where You Came From, Part I
Booker MaCline stared out with his young eyes
at the rolling hills and trees of great sizes,
West Virginia’s landcape, so much different,
the plane ride here every dollar had spent.

It was quieter then old Chicago,
who's slums for...

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Categories: redneck, brother, change, family, growing up, growth, truth,
Form: Narrative
Striving For Political Correctness
Striving for Political Correctness

By Elton Camp

It would just be the end
If by words we do offend.
There’s the devil to be paid
If we call a spade a spade.

“Vertically challenged” means short.
“Horizontally challenged,” a fat sort.
“Nondiscretionary fragrance”...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: redneck, funnypeople, people,
Form: Rhyme
Ride the Western Winds, Part I
When Robert was a small child
he watched those brave cowboys
riding across the TV screen,
their exploits he enjoyed.
The horses, guns, and shinny stars,
the ever stylin’ hat…
It all spoke to Bob way deep down,
he wanted to try...

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Categories: redneck, death, desire, dream, longing, loss, passion, sad,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Premium Member Dedicated To Donald Trump
Dedicated to Donald Duck


You are greatly admired
By the following
The deplorables

Kellyanne Conway
   She will con you all the way!
Adolph Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Mussolini
Sarah Palin
Pol Pot
Vladimir Putin
Saudi Royals
Palestinian boils
Tayyip Erdogan
Rudy Giuliani
Mike Pence
Chris Christie
Fran Drescher
Denis Rodman
Jesse Ventura
Astor Mark...

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Categories: redneck, bible, butterfly, death, nonsense, philosophy, political, rude,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things