The Changeling

Don’t try to reason with them or you will be called ULTA MAGA! Never try facts or logic to dissuade them or you will be labeled ULTRA MAGA!! Forget discussing social issues with them, for you will be called a racist and an extreme ULTRA MAGA! Don’t you dare wear a red hat -you’re a sexist, Irredeemable, deplorable white supremacist, even if you’re black, that’s no excuse, you are definitely, Irrefutably an ULTRA MAGA! Don’t fly the stars and stripes, own a gun, own a truck, love the Lord, deplore the murder of babies…. You dolt, you redneck, You Illiterate yahoo, you’re just an ignorant ULTRA MAGA! Never express an opposite opinion, for that will enrage the censors, and never tell the truth or you will be cancelled, deemed an ULTRA MAGA! Know your place in this Liberal New World Order. You’re not a globalist , you’re a rabid Nationalist. Worse, you may even be a patriot. You must just shut up. Obey or be attacked by your betters. Your beliefs are all backward. You are an ULTRA MAGA! Never disagree with our experts, our corporate media, our woke faith in more than two sexes. Never admit that you know what a women is. You’re a sexist, a toxic male explainer. Shut up at once. You are ULTRA MAGA! The economy is doing great, the earth is doomed, don’t have children but if you do, hand them over to our socialist brain-washing teachers for suitable indoctrination. They are ours not yours, and if you insist on home-schooling we will dox you and ridicule your smart kids. The southern border is Closed! Don’t believe your lying eyes. You will be forever known as an ULTRA MAGA! The Constitution is old, and we should rewrite it, so it better reflects our socialist forwards looking views. The Supreme Court must be silenced. Disagree and you are obviously an ULTRA MAGA! You may only speak at the polls (though we are working on that), and never question if they are rigged, never. We are watching you closely. You, you, ULTRA MAGA!