Long Offload Poems

A healthy dose of invective flourishes at Highland Manor asylum

I hate to be curt,
but welcome to the monkey house
at 2 highland manor drive,
where all manner of imbeciles go berserk.

I and the missus
(thee unfortunate recipient
of poisonous...

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JACOB’S LADDER

News is out; Armageddon is upon us, and it is time for all of us to go 
The world's armies have all gathered, and they are putting on a show
 
Heaven is calling and,...

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Everyday is market day
But I rarely come your way
I have a glimpse of what you have at bay
They glow and glitter from your better ray
And so I will never want to delay
But hurry in ways...

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Impossible mission for yours truly,
sans this dada to validate
those two most significant mentors,
no paternal biased trait,
(who I helped beget) enroute to great
adventures toward enormously

enviously exciting destinations,
thus birth father doth ululate
eternal burning tears boding
indefinite fare thee...

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Rugby, what a beautiful and passionate game
Its not about money, fashion or fame.
Invented one day by a guy named Webb
How do go "I have a game to play"? 

A war that's fought on a muddy...

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I never possessed time.
Time that I would call my own.
You see, amidst a broken heart.
I had heard a friend cry.
She said her own heart had been broken.
So I listened, counselled and wiped away her tears.
There...

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Shooting sixty four rapids in the time stream

Powder milk biscuits helped yours truly, 
a Norwegian farmer wannabe feel bold
enough to weather inclement
steady rain which swirled, pooled,
and eddied around rolled
up pant legs skinny ankles, which
immediately felt...

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Offspring between close family members
not biologically fit nor ablest
even if direct immediate relations
consider themselves best
buddies, emotionally intimate, and offload
heavy matters weighing down

on their respective figurative chest,
cuz lurking within brethren and cistern genes,
and/or chromosomes dwell deadliest
nastiest,...

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Steady rain swirled, pooled,
and eddied around rolled
up pant legs skinny ankles, which
immediately felt cold
before undertow willingly

steadily, and nimbly pulled this former
ace swimmer into watery fold
quelling, relinquishing, and taking
my hard won mettle of gold
earned early in...

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Today I was filled with anger,
Going down to the cyber,
In a path brewing brown smoke,
As if to look down upon me,
A four wheeled hissed chocolate smolder to my structure, 
 
I couldn’t see a meter...

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(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)

There was a Govenor named Kristi Noem De-Vil 
Her own dog she’ll harm
there's nothing more cru-el
She hated her puppy Cricket 
with wired haired charm
deemed...

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Better again

On get quote this 
Stopped wi the wrangles 
Complex focus 
Offering angles 
Left with the hurt 
Top wi the spin
An ethic of work
Offer a win
It’s got to be 
Say as it lives 
This prophecy...

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Jefferson Kol,
Had wanted to copulate with his wife...
Please, I'm due for prayers,
she emphasized.
After which the load in the scrotum
had negotiated his sleep

Twilight,
made a reality of new day
Again he insisted on what was left
unfulfilled.
The load...

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The flood never did subside, each person became an ark.

Now the creatures have shrunk, 
mixed up until one species carries the genetics of all the species.

Fantastical beasts have arisen in a thimble of water.
The great...

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The flood never did subside,
each person became an ark.

Only now
the creatures have shrunk, 
mixed up
until one species carries
the genetics of all the species.

Fantastical beasts have arisen,
in a thimble of water.
The great flood is a teacup...

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This part happened, this first part is true
But the story stretched and the exaggerations too
A trucker arrived to offload what he had to deliver
A hat and coat, avoiding a morning shiver
I was wondering about his...

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mind blowing into pieces.
my soul asking where peace is.
agony lingering to stay longer.
enziety explodes even more stronger.

my heart thinks for my brain.
my brain feeling all the pain.
it's perplexing ,nothing seems so sane.
and driving me ill...

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When you feel darkness setting in, look to the east each morning the sun will rise again
At the end of that day look to the west and it will wave goodbye till next morrows begin
When...

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Follow the money
Sergio Magkitsky did,
now he’s dead
Offload the stolen money offshore,
safe from regulatory confiscation
Hide the digital footprints
tracking back 
to innocent Russian blood that was shed
Don’t get looped into 
a diversionary sound byte
Keep following the money...

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One step, two traps
Three strikes, four stabs...

You’ve become the toilets of our lives
The annoyance at the end of our knives
A convenient offload like a couch in the middle of the road
The white lion evicted out...

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The beginning word
Has with light
And truthful rays so bright
Descended to teach me the
Difference of good and bad

Grazing my thoughts and intentions
He illuminated upon my 
Knowledge the refracted
Rays of desires of this
Moulded Cray
That normally I am...

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Let me cry 
Offload my pain 
Take away my grief
Redeem my heart with peace
Chi mu free me yes chi mu free me 
Wash away my shame 
Clean me up with love 
Sweep away my death...

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Charming in his capotain, and
Christmas-red cape, alongside
His plain-costumed puritan wife.

Maritime tall masts,
Snow-capped spruce,
Blushing-white clouds.

Sailors offload merry assortment —
fancying their Claus-like chores.

Old New York spectates by the shore —

The “blue eye” of the Santa-sea,
Brings old-fashioned fillers
For...

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