Percipient Papa Guru Courtesy Deux Darling Goo Goo Dolls

Impossible mission for yours truly, sans this dada to validate those two most significant mentors, no paternal biased trait, (who I helped beget) enroute to great adventures toward enormously enviously exciting destinations, thus birth father doth ululate eternal burning tears boding indefinite fare thee well, cuz propensity to become autonomous innate within each body electric, and offload emotional freight unnervingly, unscrupulously, unwittingly... within impressionable off us spring psychs did create, (especially thine eldest) perceived intentionally deliberate indelible, unbearable, undeniable, unforgettable, unlearnable, unpardonable, untenably insufferable state psychological crimes, misdemeanors, and punishments who bore brunt regarding mine cratered distrait parental moon unit gravitational pull thus itching to break free and cleared eighteenth circuit atop oblate spheroid around nearest star December twenty second, sans (bench marked circa 1996), her birthdate I unknowingly long fostered execrable despicableness and did generate antipathy, loathsomeness, vileness... ripe opportunity she hightailed out our reprehensible company she did hate despising dirt poor existence portrait- quick to compare/contrast our pennilessness with rich Mainliners, where dire strait, i.e. particularly financial since household income equaled zilch figuratively queued, hexed, aligned... with eight ball, cuz we wanted progeny late in life, despite afflictions with mental illness additionally unkempt, unsightly, untidy, where chaos and entropy did administrate residence discouraged "star student," nee repulsed offering extending invites to any chummy classmate, plus inapropos behavior, I exhibited oblivious impact analogous bing saddled to heavyweight see millstone upon first born psyche even now, she smolders thus doth dissociate with this "sir" and missus, oh yes...much more aye could narrate!