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Trump Must Go
So America, how does it feel?
To choose a dumbass of a president
Such as Donald Trump" now?
Not so great a ruler is he?

He doesn't know the facts
He didn't take precautions
He didn't have backup plans
He doesn't know...

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© Megan Ryan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: off your rocker, anger, poetry,
Form: Free verse



A Mothers Search
I walked right through the passageway and sat myself right down 
The subway would soon be coming and taking me out of midtown 
But as I sat there waiting, an old lady sat two seats...

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© Will Karry  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: off your rocker, mother, son,
Form: I do not know?
Chasing Buttons
From his home-made wooden rocker my dad beckoned with his hand, 
as his wasting frame would not allow the dying man to stand 
and he handed me two buttons, that were worn and on a...

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Categories: off your rocker, father, people, song-son, dad, me, family, night,
Form: Ballad
Players So Short
Players So Short

Even if my players are still so short,
Can count on God when on the court;
Defend and depend,
Until very end;
Trough trials and tribulations did support.

Jim Horn

Will Believe and Receive
.
Remember when in God we always...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: off your rocker, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Rime of the Ridiculous Mariner
" Rime of the Ridiculous Mariner "

{warbled to the Merry Tune: Jingle Bells!}

Jingle Bells & Flyin' Hulls
All sheets in so tight~
Yikes Ahoy! There's the ploy!
Sail right through this night!

Run downwind beat to weather
fall off as...

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Categories: off your rocker, adventure, me, may, me,
Form: Rhyme



The Rabbit -Part One-
(literary nonsense)
the winter was so long ago, burying the world in snow
rabbits hop where rabbits go, here i sit to-night
and the day i hath long dreaded which hath left me much beheaded
worn my sanity unthreaded...

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© Ben Dover  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: off your rocker, animals, confusion, children, funny, imagination, seasons, me,
Form: Rhyme
Then I Saw Her -2
I looked away and tried to shake her. I can't really describe what I  felt in her presence. In 
fact,  if it was a feeling I was experiencing, it felt great . ...

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Categories: off your rocker, loveme, easter, prayer, me,
Form: Narrative
I'M Just Me Sep 5 2011
There could never be another soul,
that would fully understand the enormous depths that I carry.
Everyday I live with chaos, with static, with a mess
and to have somebody go a day in my shoes could get...

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Categories: off your rocker, life, mystery, crazy, day,
Form: Narrative
Can'T Get Right
Lunatic, Touched,
                                 ...

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Categories: off your rocker, mental illness,
Form: Rhyme
Impatience
it's difficult / yoursatisfaction / set out to succeed based on medical reaction ------
LAUGHTER IS THE CURE!! / the world --- to the god --- is but annoyance / itch /
turning the fur. _______ /...

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Categories: off your rocker, allegory, angst, funny, life, loss, teen, time,
Form: Free verse
Enough Is Enough
Release me woman from this prison you have me in.  Fighting your love has been a 
battle I can't seem to win.  I catered to your every need.  Followed your lead, and...

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Categories: off your rocker, angst, loss, people, sad, sorry, wifeme, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member An Idiomatic Chicken Tale
An Idiomatic Chicken Tale

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch,
you may bite off more than you can chew.
But if you do count, make sure you have
a bird in the hand rather than two in the...

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Categories: off your rocker, bird,
Form: Free verse
The Funny Side of Strokes - My Hospital Embarrassment
An event I have to tell you about was a rather embarrassing occasion for me,
But they say laughter is one of life’s best medicines, so I’ll share it with you happily.

One morning I was getting...

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Categories: off your rocker, funny, health,
Form: Rhyme
Amnesia
Tracie ~*~ Indigo Dreamweaver
Contest Name	Where in the world...

Amnesia

There he was bemused afflicted,
Who the bloody hell was he, today?
Memory with him, wasn’t with it,
Brain dead dodo here to stay,
Saw a Doctor, so confusing,
Not a word made...

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Categories: off your rocker, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Issac Bartholomue Riley
Isaac Bartholomue Riley,
His friends just call him " Ike",
Jane, his wife, they call "Smiley",
He got five other writes on this site.

October 12th I met this fellow,
A pleasant find in two thousand nine,
in a hospital in...

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Categories: off your rocker, imagination
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Epananalepsis Form - You Must Be Irish
YOU MUST BE IRISH

March on                              ...

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Categories: off your rocker, fun,
Form: Verse
A Zealous Poet
All right, no more Abecedarian again!
Buzz off,
Cut me some slack,
Dogging me,
Entrapping me with a 
Form of poetry I am not
Good at,
Hamilton!
I entreat you
Jot down some other forms that won’t
Knock me off my rocker, like
Lyric, Limerick...

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Categories: off your rocker, word play,
Form: Abecedarian
Premium Member Met the New Art Substitute Teacher
We had a new art sub yesterday.
No surprise.
We have had nineteen art subs since March.
It is the last week of school.

Mr. G the new art sub was positive.
Energetic.
Glad to be here.
Told me he would finish...

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Categories: off your rocker, teacher,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Pin the Tail
PIN THE TAIL

O’Haggard Hoarfrost, she plays winks,
rocks on a sawhorse, tweedle-dee drinks.

Mad Merrie O’Boyle slays lightning from nails —
dazed loony-toon, wears out his flannel tails.

W’cked, their niece, says, “Take them away,” bickers,
with Midnight Judge in...

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Categories: off your rocker, humor,
Form: Couplet
Quite the Conceited Cook
In the larger view I'm the better cook.
Some folks can hardly boil water.
They'll take a recipe by the hand
and lead it straight to slaughter!

Yet I don't need a recipe.
My hands and mind are strong.
If you...

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© Deb Wilson  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: off your rocker, food, jealousy,
Form: Rhyme
You Didn'T Hear It From Me
Through the door, Uncle Ben came in
Of course he is Aunt Sue's honey
Years ago, she dropped Sloppy Joe
And not just because of money!

They brought with them, their Baby Ruth
Upstairs is her real Papa, John
Notice how...

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© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: off your rocker, humor,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Reflection on the Important Things