Long Off your rocker Poems
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Trump Must GoSo America, how does it feel?
To choose a dumbass of a president
Such as Donald Trump" now?
Not so great a ruler is he?
He doesn't know the facts
He didn't take precautions
He didn't have backup plans
He doesn't know...
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Categories:
off your rocker, anger, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
A Mothers SearchI walked right through the passageway and sat myself right down
The subway would soon be coming and taking me out of midtown
But as I sat there waiting, an old lady sat two seats...
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Categories:
off your rocker, mother, son,
Form:
I do not know?
Chasing ButtonsFrom his home-made wooden rocker my dad beckoned with his hand,
as his wasting frame would not allow the dying man to stand
and he handed me two buttons, that were worn and on a...
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Categories:
off your rocker, father, people, song-son, dad, me, family, night,
Form:
Ballad
Players So ShortPlayers So Short
Even if my players are still so short,
Can count on God when on the court;
Defend and depend,
Until very end;
Trough trials and tribulations did support.
Jim Horn
Will Believe and Receive
.
Remember when in God we always...
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Categories:
off your rocker, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Rime of the Ridiculous Mariner
" Rime of the Ridiculous Mariner "
{warbled to the Merry Tune: Jingle Bells!}
Jingle Bells & Flyin' Hulls
All sheets in so tight~
Yikes Ahoy! There's the ploy!
Sail right through this night!
Run downwind beat to weather
fall off as...
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Categories:
off your rocker, adventure, me, may, me,
Form:
Rhyme
The Rabbit -Part One-(literary nonsense)
the winter was so long ago, burying the world in snow
rabbits hop where rabbits go, here i sit to-night
and the day i hath long dreaded which hath left me much beheaded
worn my sanity unthreaded...
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Categories:
off your rocker, animals, confusion, children, funny, imagination, seasons, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Then I Saw Her -2I looked away and tried to shake her. I can't really describe what I felt in her presence. In
fact, if it was a feeling I was experiencing, it felt great . ...
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Categories:
off your rocker, loveme, easter, prayer, me,
Form:
Narrative
I'M Just Me Sep 5 2011There could never be another soul,
that would fully understand the enormous depths that I carry.
Everyday I live with chaos, with static, with a mess
and to have somebody go a day in my shoes could get...
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Categories:
off your rocker, life, mystery, crazy, day,
Form:
Narrative
Can'T Get RightLunatic, Touched,
...
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Categories:
off your rocker, mental illness,
Form:
Rhyme
Impatienceit's difficult / yoursatisfaction / set out to succeed based on medical reaction ------
LAUGHTER IS THE CURE!! / the world --- to the god --- is but annoyance / itch /
turning the fur. _______ /...
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Categories:
off your rocker, allegory, angst, funny, life, loss, teen, time,
Form:
Free verse
Enough Is EnoughRelease me woman from this prison you have me in. Fighting your love has been a
battle I can't seem to win. I catered to your every need. Followed your lead, and...
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Categories:
off your rocker, angst, loss, people, sad, sorry, wifeme, love,
Form:
Free verse
An Idiomatic Chicken TaleAn Idiomatic Chicken Tale
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch,
you may bite off more than you can chew.
But if you do count, make sure you have
a bird in the hand rather than two in the...
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Categories:
off your rocker, bird,
Form:
Free verse
The Funny Side of Strokes - My Hospital EmbarrassmentAn event I have to tell you about was a rather embarrassing occasion for me,
But they say laughter is one of life’s best medicines, so I’ll share it with you happily.
One morning I was getting...
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Categories:
off your rocker, funny, health,
Form:
Rhyme
AmnesiaTracie ~*~ Indigo Dreamweaver
Contest Name Where in the world...
Amnesia
There he was bemused afflicted,
Who the bloody hell was he, today?
Memory with him, wasn’t with it,
Brain dead dodo here to stay,
Saw a Doctor, so confusing,
Not a word made...
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Categories:
off your rocker, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Issac Bartholomue RileyIsaac Bartholomue Riley,
His friends just call him " Ike",
Jane, his wife, they call "Smiley",
He got five other writes on this site.
October 12th I met this fellow,
A pleasant find in two thousand nine,
in a hospital in...
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Categories:
off your rocker, imagination
Form:
Light Verse
Epananalepsis Form - You Must Be IrishYOU MUST BE IRISH
March on ...
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Categories:
off your rocker, fun,
Form:
Verse
A Zealous PoetAll right, no more Abecedarian again!
Buzz off,
Cut me some slack,
Dogging me,
Entrapping me with a
Form of poetry I am not
Good at,
Hamilton!
I entreat you
Jot down some other forms that won’t
Knock me off my rocker, like
Lyric, Limerick...
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Categories:
off your rocker, word play,
Form:
Abecedarian
Met the New Art Substitute TeacherWe had a new art sub yesterday.
No surprise.
We have had nineteen art subs since March.
It is the last week of school.
Mr. G the new art sub was positive.
Energetic.
Glad to be here.
Told me he would finish...
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Categories:
off your rocker, teacher,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Pin the TailPIN THE TAIL
O’Haggard Hoarfrost, she plays winks,
rocks on a sawhorse, tweedle-dee drinks.
Mad Merrie O’Boyle slays lightning from nails —
dazed loony-toon, wears out his flannel tails.
W’cked, their niece, says, “Take them away,” bickers,
with Midnight Judge in...
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Categories:
off your rocker, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Quite the Conceited CookIn the larger view I'm the better cook.
Some folks can hardly boil water.
They'll take a recipe by the hand
and lead it straight to slaughter!
Yet I don't need a recipe.
My hands and mind are strong.
If you...
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Categories:
off your rocker, food, jealousy,
Form:
Rhyme
You Didn'T Hear It From MeThrough the door, Uncle Ben came in
Of course he is Aunt Sue's honey
Years ago, she dropped Sloppy Joe
And not just because of money!
They brought with them, their Baby Ruth
Upstairs is her real Papa, John
Notice how...
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Categories:
off your rocker, humor,
Form:
Quatrain