Long Odometer Poems

Heterosexual married sexagenarian male...

Aims to trigger cerebral orgasm;

Other terms for said phenomena are 
"brain tingles" and "head orgasm." 
This sensation is described as a pleasant, 
even euphoric, tingling warmth and/or feeling 
of relaxation that comes...

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Aha - argh... oh my dog...
don't mind me muttering, eh?

Earlier today (May 5th, 2020),
I forget thee exact hour
found me utterly beside mice elf,
matter of fact even at this moment,
yours truly doth feel mad at himself
cuz...

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The (tongue In Cheek) Balm...
Of "permanent" Sleep

Abbott, nothing beats the
     immortal heavenly reincarnation
     after mortality odometer
     unexpectedly set to zeros
preparing deceased
  ...

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Can somebody please give this uber muff fuller a lyft?
alternately titled: jump starter for clunky, junky,
quirky, xyz mechanic wanted in tow tow -
chassis what I mean?)

As the proud graduated
honorably rolled 2009 Hyundai
Sonata vehicular property
belonging to...

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Nigerian people let us embrace the truth,
Bad Belly is Bad Belly
It is Bad Belly when your Father beats his chest,
And declares that "he is the giant of Africa," 
But he cannot boast of ordinary twenty...

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I am searching.
For things I’m afraid cannot be found. 
That may not even be there. 
And yet I look.
Under throw pillows as I grab them to place
on my stomach, and grasp round’ at friend’s houses....

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Saturnalia, the pagan worship of winter solstice,

                            ...

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I put you on a stand; some say it is a pedestal.

I appear before you; I am in awe of the work before me.

Sometimes life is but a flat tire; air is such a revitalizer!

...

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As the odometer had read that day, nine seventeen seventeen
Least in my head, but not knowing really what it would mean
Then after a few weeks passed it clearly came into such light
For that's when the...

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Bike Riding

Once, I was able to navigate my sleek black Fuji racer, sitting arrow straight, pushing hard, and hands at my side. It’s amazing to think I was able to maintain my balance, down hills,...

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It was forty by the thermometer
The moon closed in
It was a cold and numbered day
If I remember
It was time to waste
If not It was a memory
And there it faded

It was thirty by the numbered meters
The...

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It was forty by the thermometer
The moon closed in
It was a cold and numbered day
If I remember
It was time to waste
If not It was a memory
And there it faded

It was thirty by the numbered meters
The...

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Cloud covers swept over us
Receded then came again
I looked at the lulls and gusts
Then gripping the wheels refrain

Signs loomed out of the darkness,
Warning of “potholes ahead”.
I mused over the message’s starkness,
Just think what the cold...

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leaning on the fender
of someone else's dream
am i really in here
or just pretending to be
not ready yet to wake up
please don't pinch me

the owner of the dream i think
looks at me and smiles
rust on my...

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All Time Is Of The LORD
By: Miracle Man
7/15/2023

I awoke this morning
with a stretch and yawn.
One step and I realized
I wasn’t King but still a Pawn.

I had remained a prisoner
of time and my condition.
Today didn’t start...

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There are many things that smell good to noses.
Are you familiar with bunches of long stem roses?
I’ll tell you my favorite fragrance by far
is the smell of the inside of a mint condition car.

Fresh off...

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gonna try it out
see just how it feels
slip behind the wheel
run it through the gears
test drive this new love

gonna study “Carfax”
view the history
check it for collisions
learn its mysteries
test drive this new love

gonna kick the tires
‘fore...

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Road Trip
Roaring motor, full tank of gas, 
candy paint covered the car,
Odometer reset, shades on, the 
wheels shining like a star.
Another mission we're on 
without a phone, no GPS,
Didn't matter where we were 
going, ain't...

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