The Tongue In Cheek Balm

The (tongue In Cheek) Balm... Of "permanent" Sleep Abbott, nothing beats the immortal heavenly reincarnation after mortality odometer unexpectedly set to zeros preparing deceased body, mind and spirit, as I eternally rest in peace asthma terminally ill self pitched forever and anon deathly yoyos, no matter rigor mortis froze poised position aye chose with limbs akimbo as final seconds didst close before transcendent shimmering light rose, this sentient being now en route to bro's and twisted sistah, I pleasantly heard angels counting black crows, thus, aye beamed delightfully, and joyus lee, when innocently proudly dashed of this prose during, what seemed an infinite walk to the gallows, nonetheless, an everlasting slumber awaited compared to a brief, yet temporal quality repose, now soul to keep will join rank and file standing straight as arrows of Harris Hessian brigade, (though unusual, untimely, and unnatural death, I am NOT opposed attested by this germane guy), than...,undoubtedly much more refreshing albeit prolonged dose, where the corporeal self goes into permanent deep slumber, yet impossible to regale, and add depose (of beatitude), until til the end of timed minutes after eyes close, where eyelids shut tight like miniature steel trap doors, and subconscious self flows into deepest forever rapid eye movement from head to toes sublimating forever into vividly profound, albeit immediately forgotten dreams representing lifetime aiming to get deceased expose zing for all the world to see how non wakeful state grows absent heroic measures prolonging awful existence, whew did close subsequently brows out, asper misguided wrongful death sentence, aye whole heartedly embraced at long last NO more struggles, aye suppose, NOR fending off grogginess, when living times predominantly felt many futile attempts witnessing chronically tired state, whar this plain being oft times took damn NON fatal Kamikaze nose dive finding (not ready for after life prime time player unpracticed to prolong fatigue pros), say ick lee, hence physical self dove right back dwelling amidst sleepy hallows presently able (I cane) cease worrying stave off indomitable drowsiness succumbing to overwhelming tiredness, which occasionally (nee daily) warranted necessary advantageous measures intravenously access sing caffeinated jolt to get a headstart, jumpstart, and kickstart from sipping morning "Joe," Blows i.e. coffee than marveling as "FAKE" energy noel hunger grows!