Long Nits Poems

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Half a Dozen Plus Years Ago the Following Became a Near Reality

Half a dozen plus years ago the following became a near reality

Countdown to homelessness – 
mars this earthlinked sole Harris - son
panhandler would would register 
pyrrhic victory won.

10…9…8…3..2..1… 
Found me linkedin at the end of...

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Categories: nits, age, america, anger, angst, anniversary, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme


For whom the Bell hotel tolls


Their ma & pa were Eastenders 

Blah blah..don’t remember the Blitz

Lit the bonfire..won't call it quits


Make even their kids crazy..like nits

Hazy troll scroll hits

Society in bits due to fascist fits

Sod the poor..get your mitts 

On...

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Categories: nits, immigration,
Form: Rhyme

For whom the Bell hotel tolls; pithier version

Their ma & pa were Eastenders 

Blah blah..don’t remember the Blitz

Lit the bonfire..won't call it quits


Make even their kids crazy..like nits

Hazy troll scroll hits

Society in bits due to fascist fits


Dimwits just going on benders

To the...

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Categories: nits, immigration,
Form: Rhyme

The Garden Keeper and the Cricket

I was cleaning my garden bed one day
when a lovely bright green cricket had 
a word or two to me, to say.

At first my eyes was full of wonder
how could this cricket be talking to...

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Categories: nits, children, kids, garden, giggle, insect,
Form: Rhyme
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Flitnit Mythology

The door was ajar and the flitnit sneaked in,
    not so much sneaked as zipped in with a zing.
Flitnits are very hard to see.
As soon as they sense you are about to...

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Categories: nits, mythology,
Form: Free verse


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The Night Garden

Creeping, crawling the time is calling,
night has come and the dark is falling.
Slinking, slithering the twilight moves,
as the squirming creatures hit their grooves.
Beneath the leaves the beetles advance,
while the worms break free to join the...

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Categories: nits, flower, halloween, humorous, insect,
Form: Couplet
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Sheep And Other Animals

I: Sheep
 (A poem about Covid)

next door to 19 chimneys
and 'the dark satanic mills'
a flock of sheep is grazing
oblivious in the hills.


II: Other Animals
(They do all exist!)

goblin sharks and pangolins
sea pigs, star-nosed moles

mata matas, sugar...

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Categories: nits, allegory, animal, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
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Ordinary Hero

There goes my hero, he’s ordinary, 
like in the Foo Fighters song 
Carries no airs or graces, 
makes me feel like I belong 
A family member perhaps, 
even a workmate, or friend 
Someone who can...

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Categories: nits, allusion, hero, people,
Form: Rhyme

The Joy of Nits

Headlouse dance as agile ballerinas across a small childs skull
And believe the truth as im only good at that
I havent seen one for a while

Its hard to confess 
That i actually miss
Foriging the tresses of...

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Categories: nits, adventure, family, health, imagination,
Form: Free verse
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Twits Terrible Nitwits

past knoxville and idaho city there are a pair of adorable nitwits.
townspeople refer to them as kooky oddballs, a couple of twits.
their name is easy to  learn. she is backward ditz; he is fritz.
brown...

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Categories: nits, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Monorhyme

Macbookair

MacBook Air 
My powerful MacBook my amazing MacBook it is the best of the best 
It can be seen from miles away with the 500 Nits 
I love the depth in the lightweight skinny screen...

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Categories: nits, education,
Form: Ode
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Parasite

. With apologies to Elton John!! 
  Inspired by his wonderful song..."Sacrifice"  






     - Parasite -
             ...

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Categories: nits, funny,
Form: Lyric
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Love Letter

My Dearest Bertha baboon

I’ve recently joined your baboon troop
and Bertha you’re the star of the group
I’ve watched you swinging in the trees
Your agility brings me to my knees
You sit by my side and pick off...

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Categories: nits, animal, cute love, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
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The Gnalsmoob

An old codger who farted a lot -
of good etiquette didn’t know squat.
When I met him, his nose
started running. He chose
his new shirt to wipe off all the snot!

Well, a nitpicker also was he,
and I...

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Categories: nits, funny, old, old,
Form: Limerick
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The 'Tress'Passer

I have a constant itch upon my head
So I scratch it with my finger
At night I head upstairs to bed
But the itching continues to linger

I scratched my head till early morn
and I tossed and turned...

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Categories: nits, body, humorous, insect, school, teacher,
Form: Rhyme

Your Past Should

Your past should be a reminder,
Of how far you have come.
Your past should be the key to the present,
Not to a ball and chain.

Your past should be a line in the sand,
That you never step...

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Categories: nits, appreciation, beauty, birthday, blessing, education, hope, love,
Form: Blitz
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Why Do We Have To Grow Up Huh

When I was just a baby
Many years ago
I was so agile I could even suck my toe
Now I have trouble lifting up a cup
Oh how I hate growing up!.

When you'r a child everyone smiles at...

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Categories: nits, age, childhood, children, funny, growing up, growth,
Form: Free verse

A Night On Noah's Ark

Why did Noah take nits?
Let's pull this Ark to bits,
God let Noah take two nits,
Plus two mosquitoes, each proboscis,
Gave humans encephalitis,
What is worse than this?
Why they bring malaria, blip!
What is worse than this?
As well as...

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Categories: nits, allusion, funny, humor, imagery, insect,
Form: Free verse

Knowing I Will Be Alone

When my day is over
And I approach our home
My heart starts to get heavy
Knowing I will be alone

I have to take a deep breath
when I open up the door
With the memories of your smile
As you're...

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© Jon Terry  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nits, father,
Form: Narrative

Oversights

It must be tough to edit,
Searching calmly for mistakes,
Whether spelling or grammatical,
That every author makes.

Still, it bothers me when reading
And some errors have slipped by,
Causing me to wonder, how much
Did this edit-person try?

First an idiom...

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Categories: nits, writing,
Form: Rhyme

One Small Step, One Giant Leap

With those who
want to test the waters,
and yet have no wish
to get their feet wet,
but wait to have their cake
(and eat it too)
handed to them on a plate,
I will neither split hairs
and pick nits
nor reason...

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Categories: nits, crazy, death, humor, mental health, silly, suicide,
Form: Rhyme
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