For whom the Bell hotel tolls; pithier version

Their ma & pa were Eastenders 

Blah blah..don’t remember the Blitz

Lit the bonfire..won't call it quits


Make even their kids crazy..like nits

Hazy troll scroll hits

Society in bits due to fascist fits


Dimwits just going on benders

To the nutter gutter they descend

Quixotic pretend patriotic defenders


Horrific hateful slurry..getting lippy

Like their tan..the glory of a tandoori

Sh**  hypocrite story…more in a hurry

For a plateful of curry.. than a Mr Whippy

Or a trip to the chippy


Oblivion.. foster an imposter roster

But brag..as minions from the 

Dominions opinions they gag


No refrain from disdain campaign

Vain..inane..insane Reform reign pain

Yet bet still the norm to holiday in Spain


It’s a farce..you are working class

Toffs scoff..no VIP pass 

Stop.. just being an ar*se

Fooled..fueled and ridiculed

By public schooled top brass


Belligerent…militant instruments

But insolent..indolent & ignorant

These refugees are innocent

No different…like you a descendant of an immigrant


Tomfoolery cash for a stash 

Of bold gold jewellery 

Sold their souls at the polls

For whom “the Bell” (hotel) tolls


Farage barrage racist goals pepping

News airs..or views flares

Dares from their speakers


Roles of shoals of brash proles prepping 

Mass of thrill seekers going for the 

Kill in crass flash sneakers in Epping


Due to the "colour of your skin"

"No room at the inn".. spin

"Don't let them in" chagrin din


Charlie snorted...no parley

Reported we have resorted

To getting it sorted by them being deported


Cardinal sin..won't let them win

Cos Asylum Seekers they are schlepping
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