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My Dearest Bertha baboon I’ve recently joined your baboon troop and Bertha you’re the star of the group I’ve watched you swinging in the trees Your agility brings me to my knees You sit by my side and pick off my lice we share those nits; oh they taste so nice! ‘The Funky Gibbon’ is my favourite song I taught you the words, now you sing along! There’s been no monkey business, although I’ve tried But my attraction for you cannot be denied My desire for you I cannot let pass … I’m captivated by your huge red ass! Its red colour means you’re due for ovulation Lets get it on and increase the baboon population! Love letter Contest Sponsored by Viv Wigley Contest rules - "A love letter, but NOT from a human or to a human. It must be from any other species, either to a member of the same species or maybe a different one" 10-30-17

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Suzanne Delaney

Date: 11/15/2017 8:06:00 AM

Oh so hilarious, Jan: You never fail to make me laugh. Hugs, SuZ

James Inman

Date: 11/14/2017 3:04:00 AM

Hahaha! and a nice rhyme to boot. Hahaha!

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 11/13/2017 8:50:00 PM

I not only got a chuckle out of this but learned something as well, lol! Congratulations on a fine win Jan!~Che :)

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 11/13/2017 7:13:00 PM

Jan you do not disappoint! I love this. and Congratulations!! xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2017 7:23:00 PM

Cheers Mo I had fun with the theme:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight

Date: 11/13/2017 8:34:00 AM

So cute and funny, Jan! Congratulations on your win! Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2017 9:08:00 AM

Thanks Sandra i had fun with the theme:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 11/13/2017 8:04:00 AM

Congrats, Jan111

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2017 9:08:00 AM

Thanks Mike:-) hugs jan xxx

Viv Wigley

Date: 11/13/2017 6:17:00 AM

Thanks for a fun write, Jan and possibly kick starting the Goodies' career. Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2017 7:41:00 AM

Thanks Mr Viv I had such fun with the theme and was delighted with my placement:-) hugs jan xx

Afzal Nusker

Date: 11/13/2017 12:58:00 AM

Witty & Hilarious. I love your entry, Jan. Congratulations!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2017 5:18:00 AM

Thanks Afzal I had fun with the poem:-) hugs jan xx

Subimal Sinha-Roy

Date: 11/12/2017 11:27:00 PM

Congratulations, Jan on your win with very funny and enjoyable poem.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2017 5:18:00 AM

Thanks Subimal:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/1/2017 3:58:00 PM

- I can well understand that you had fun with this poem, Jan :))) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/1/2017 4:58:00 PM

I hope I managed to make you smile Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/30/2017 7:55:00 PM

Lmao. Jan, This is sooo darn funny. It looks like a winner to me. I wish you the best of luck:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/31/2017 3:42:00 AM

Thanks Alexis I had fun monkeying around lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 10/30/2017 6:00:00 PM

this is HILARIOUS, jan! the picture makes it even funnier. you have nailed this one!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2017 6:07:00 PM

I hope Mr Viv likes it Ilene, I wrote the poem then found the pics lol but I did do some research into the antics of baboons to make the poem realistic lol:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 10/30/2017 5:36:00 PM

Ha, now that was funny. Love letters and diaper rash...only you my friend. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2017 5:39:00 PM

lol Chris I can lay the blame of this poem completely at the door of Mr Viv who is sponsoring the contest lol - I just was inspired by the theme and my muse went into overdrive lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 10/30/2017 1:26:00 PM

This was fun and cute, Jan , we need more humor!!! Good Luck

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2017 2:11:00 PM

It is sadly lacking on soup at the best of times Mike, I do my best to make folks smile but sometimes a more serious poem slips out and surprises people but I never know what my muse will come up with next:-) hugs jan xx

Frederic Parker

Date: 10/30/2017 1:01:00 PM

funny poem Jan...it should do very well ...good luck

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2017 1:11:00 PM

I had fun with the theme Frederic:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 10/30/2017 11:01:00 AM

ummm I'm not sure which face is uglier, but if I were Bertha, I'd be writing a "Dear John" letter. Your humour is wack as usual lol, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2017 11:54:00 AM

Quit monkeying around Lin Bertha has found her ass-soul mate hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 10/30/2017 10:58:00 AM

Nothing says love better than a red ass...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2017 11:54:00 AM

ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 10/30/2017 11:02:00 AM

Tim!

Russell Sivey

Date: 10/30/2017 10:18:00 AM

Ha! What a hilarious write my friend! I really loved this delightfully funny poem! You brought the baboon's into my room by your piece, letting them run wild doing their thing all over my desk, my computer, and all of it in my mind! What a naughty baboon, wanting to increase the population! Excellent piece, Great Work!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2017 10:34:00 AM

I had a fun time writing this and did do a bit of research and the females bottom goes redder when she is ready to mate lol:-) hugs Jan xx