Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

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Love Letter

My Dearest Bertha baboon

I’ve recently joined your baboon troop
and Bertha you’re the star of the group
I’ve watched you swinging in the trees
Your agility brings me to my knees
You sit by my side and pick off my lice
we share those nits; oh they taste so nice!
‘The Funky Gibbon’ is my favourite song
I taught you the words, now you sing along!
There’s been no monkey business, although I’ve tried
But my attraction for you cannot be denied
My desire for you I cannot let pass …
I’m captivated by your huge red ass!
Its red colour means you’re due for ovulation
Lets get it on and increase the baboon population!

Love letter Contest
Sponsored by Viv Wigley

Contest rules - "A love letter, but NOT from a human or to a human. It must be from any other species, either to a member of the same species or maybe a different one"

10-30-17

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Suzanne Delaney November 15, 2017 at 8:06 AM Oh so hilarious, Jan: You never fail to make me laugh. Hugs, SuZ

James Inman November 14, 2017 at 3:04 AM Hahaha! and a nice rhyme to boot. Hahaha!

Cheryl Hoffman November 13, 2017 at 8:50 PM I not only got a chuckle out of this but learned something as well, lol! Congratulations on a fine win Jan!~Che :)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart November 13, 2017 at 7:13 PM Jan you do not disappoint! I love this. and Congratulations!! xomo! Jan Allison November 13, 2017 at 7:23 PM Cheers Mo I had fun with the theme:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight November 13, 2017 at 8:34 AM So cute and funny, Jan! Congratulations on your win! Hugs, Sandra Jan Allison November 13, 2017 at 9:08 AM Thanks Sandra i had fun with the theme:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile November 13, 2017 at 8:04 AM Congrats, Jan111 Jan Allison November 13, 2017 at 9:08 AM Thanks Mike:-) hugs jan xxx

Viv Wigley November 13, 2017 at 6:17 AM Thanks for a fun write, Jan and possibly kick starting the Goodies' career. Viv x Jan Allison November 13, 2017 at 7:41 AM Thanks Mr Viv I had such fun with the theme and was delighted with my placement:-) hugs jan xx

Afzal Nusker November 13, 2017 at 12:58 AM Witty & Hilarious. I love your entry, Jan. Congratulations! Jan Allison November 13, 2017 at 5:18 AM Thanks Afzal I had fun with the poem:-) hugs jan xx

Subimal Sinha-Roy November 12, 2017 at 11:27 PM Congratulations, Jan on your win with very funny and enjoyable poem. Jan Allison November 13, 2017 at 5:18 AM Thanks Subimal:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen November 1, 2017 at 3:58 PM - I can well understand that you had fun with this poem, Jan :))) - Luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison November 1, 2017 at 4:58 PM I hope I managed to make you smile Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. October 30, 2017 at 7:55 PM Lmao. Jan, This is sooo darn funny. It looks like a winner to me. I wish you the best of luck:-) Alexis Jan Allison October 31, 2017 at 3:42 AM Thanks Alexis I had fun monkeying around lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer October 30, 2017 at 6:00 PM this is HILARIOUS, jan! the picture makes it even funnier. you have nailed this one!!! Jan Allison October 30, 2017 at 6:07 PM I hope Mr Viv likes it Ilene, I wrote the poem then found the pics lol but I did do some research into the antics of baboons to make the poem realistic lol:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green October 30, 2017 at 5:36 PM Ha, now that was funny. Love letters and diaper rash...only you my friend. :) Jan Allison October 30, 2017 at 5:39 PM lol Chris I can lay the blame of this poem completely at the door of Mr Viv who is sponsoring the contest lol - I just was inspired by the theme and my muse went into overdrive lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile October 30, 2017 at 1:26 PM This was fun and cute, Jan , we need more humor!!! Good Luck Jan Allison October 30, 2017 at 2:11 PM It is sadly lacking on soup at the best of times Mike, I do my best to make folks smile but sometimes a more serious poem slips out and surprises people but I never know what my muse will come up with next:-) hugs jan xx

Frederic Parker October 30, 2017 at 1:01 PM funny poem Jan...it should do very well ...good luck Jan Allison October 30, 2017 at 1:11 PM I had fun with the theme Frederic:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane October 30, 2017 at 11:01 AM ummm I'm not sure which face is uglier, but if I were Bertha, I'd be writing a "Dear John" letter. Your humour is wack as usual lol, Jan. Jan Allison October 30, 2017 at 11:54 AM Quit monkeying around Lin Bertha has found her ass-soul mate hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith October 30, 2017 at 10:58 AM Nothing says love better than a red ass...lol Jan Allison October 30, 2017 at 11:54 AM ha ha:-) hugs jan xx Lin Lane October 30, 2017 at 11:02 AM Tim!

Russell Sivey October 30, 2017 at 10:18 AM Ha! What a hilarious write my friend! I really loved this delightfully funny poem! You brought the baboon's into my room by your piece, letting them run wild doing their thing all over my desk, my computer, and all of it in my mind! What a naughty baboon, wanting to increase the population! Excellent piece, Great Work!! Jan Allison October 30, 2017 at 10:34 AM I had a fun time writing this and did do a bit of research and the females bottom goes redder when she is ready to mate lol:-) hugs Jan xx