Long Neuman Poems
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Unidentified Extraterrestrials Willingly Abducted Me
Unidentified extraterrestrial(s) willingly abducted me
As a divergence
from the apocalyptical, dialectical,
geomorphological, judgmatical,
metaphorical, philosophical...,
I share an out of this
(webbed wide) world,
light hearted anecdote
ye may find far fetched.
Believe me you,
an unspecified number of...
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Categories:
neuman, absence, adventure, august, blessing, confusion, courage, dream,
Form:
Free verse
Au Revoir Oh Perilous Freedom
Au revoir oh perilous freedom...
Since pledging my troth
to the missus July 25th, 1996
after the comma error
punctuated mein kampf with disequilibrium.
Ever since the notions
of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness
coalesced within the mindscape
attributed to one
or more...
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Categories:
neuman, age, america, anger, anxiety, bereavement, best friend,
Form:
Free verse
Unidentified Flying Object Abducted Yours Truly,
Unidentified flying object abducted yours truly,...
a willing experimental subject
to escape untenable married life.
Upon falling into a deep slumber,
the following subconscious
somnambulant scenario arose
allowing, enabling, and providing
temporary alleviation from
outa harried...
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Categories:
neuman, absence, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, courage, destiny,
Form:
Free verse
Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a Fiddle
Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle
After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome
(yesterday night August 30th, 2023)
triggered courtesy dulcolax caplets plus
healthy portion of lentils,
I (a beatle browed, foo fighting,...
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Categories:
neuman, abuse, angst, anxiety, dad, death, drug, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Figurative Paralysis Laid Waste Body Electric of Mine
Figurative paralysis laid waste body electric of mine
This is Spinal tap
bamboozling, binding, bleeding, bombing...
ripped from every dog eared
and book marked page
recounting latest ill fated fiasco,
now peppering my life and hard times
causing quite...
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Categories:
neuman, absence, adventure, allusion, analogy, angst, anxiety, conflict,
Form:
Free verse
Worry Knot Chokes Out the Living Daylights
Worry knot chokes out the living daylights
I know from personal experience
the foolhardiness of
courting, flirting, honeymooning...
worse case scenario,
particularly when just a wee lad,
yours truly internalized
unfamiliar bodily aches and pains
as a death sentence,
slept with one eye opened
against...
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Categories:
neuman, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse
Maintaining Marital Covenant Bailiwick Wife Doth Master
which prime mate affectionately called buttock blaster
alimentary explosion ofttimes causes global disaster
upon such gaseous debacle run for your life ever faster!
Yours truly (humorously dry husband)
can definitively attest,
she (thee missus) nixed, ordained,
inured, espoused blessed
discrete frolicsome liaisons...
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Categories:
neuman, adventure, break up, devotion, forgiveness, grief, happiness,
Form:
Rhyme
Perks At Highland Manor
I, (and the missus)
pleased as punch residing
at this Schwenksville, Pennsylvania locale,
(since july first tooth house
sand...
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Categories:
neuman, 11th grade, 12th grade, 5th grade, america,
Form:
Free verse
Let Homo Sapiens Envision Eco Friendly Infrastructure
Radical planet friendly measures
equals earning kudos as unsung hero
(think environmental/carbon footprint)
nearly absolute zero
while global population quarantine
suspension of civil rights
would never fly with trumpeting pharaoh.
Since United States economically crippled
(as well rest of world wide web)
courtesy coronavirus...
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Categories:
neuman, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, dark,
Form:
Political Verse
Why Part Two
nor any greed
from one suppurating marriage
this guy wants to be freed
with no malice this cheap tricking
super tramping wordsmith
of inxs ac of dc charged cheap tricks
sans done dirty deed.
This impersonator...
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Categories:
neuman, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Yukon Call Me Panic
Vane glorious and absolutistic,
though I defiantly,
cavalierly, and blithely attest
Yukon bet your (laugh-in) sweet bippy
mine acidic breast
houses anarchic, anti-poetic ballistic,
...
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Categories:
neuman, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Rock Ribbed Dogmatic Secular Humanist
Morality and self-fulfillment
attainable without belief in God
similarly yours truly
would figuratively crane
his credulity to ascertain Ichabod
mentioned in first Book of Samuel
as purported son of Phinehas,
I reject entire Biblical text,
and prefer to remain sacrilegious
eschewing faith no more,
(cuz...
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Categories:
neuman, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, allusion,
Form:
Free verse
Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a Fiddle
Unsolicited feedback
across rock of ages woke
beguiling ghostly busty spectre
courtesy Marie-Antoinette,
(i.e. bride of France's arty choke
King Louis XVI) bespoke
let him eat cake, and (sic)
send back the bloody bloke,
aye suddenly begot idea rye
Jack Corner of zee desk
didst...
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Categories:
neuman, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Free verse
2009 Hyundai Sonata An Infuriating Rattletrap
Time and again finances stretched
to breaking point
crackle, pop, and snap
'curse Alfred E. Neuman
smiles at yours truly
(this luckless papa)
with with his toothy gap
haint even Abel nor Cain,
nor I pull myself up
courtesy frayed bootstrap
dirt poor penniless deathtrap
compliments...
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Categories:
neuman, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Lavender Lady
LAVENDER LADY
She was my lavender lady;
Standing by the lake,
Gazing across the sky-blue water
At who-knows what in the distance.
She was the very essence of elegance.
Spurning the mini-skirted fashion of the age,
Her flowing summer dress
Modestly reached mid-calf.
I...
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Categories:
neuman, hope,
Form:
Free verse
Driven Mad
Alice Neuman, the last human who could drive died
Spread rapidly on networked news platforms that never lied
To the twelve billion populous that could not
Because of the AI developed when she was just a tot.
Each vehicle...
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Categories:
neuman, car, death, depression, science fiction, technology,
Form:
Couplet
Theater of the Absurd
I
What if this life is a play,
and we the actors each day,
an insane play for sick and sadistic amusement.
II
Oh, then life would be nothing,
existence would mean not a thing,
all our pain and suffering just a...
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Categories:
neuman, imagination, life,
Form:
Verse
Death's Sweet Song
Oh euthanasia, death's sweet song,
your word so smoothly flows along.
I can no longer bear his pain;
my love and prayers were all in vain.
His eyes are pleading for this wrong.
Oh euthanasia, death's sweet song,
you soothe my...
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Categories:
neuman, death, murder, pain,
Form:
Quatern
My Favorite President
My favorite president?
Can't tell you now
they've re-written history
and a mob with pitchforks
would be chasing me.
The terms of their herd immunity
let them rule with impunity
from within their inclusively
exclusive community.
My favorite president?
I'll let you guess
no better -...
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Categories:
neuman, humor, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Von Neumans Entropy
Von Neuman must have broken a lot of pencils
writing his mathematische grundlagen der
quantenmechanik.
it is 500 pages i could have said it in three words
..things come undone...
like in my rum and...
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Categories:
neuman, allegory,
Form:
I do not know?