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My Favorite President

My favorite president? Can't tell you now they've re-written history and a mob with pitchforks would be chasing me. The terms of their herd immunity let them rule with impunity from within their inclusively exclusive community. My favorite president? I'll let you guess no better - no worse than all the rest. For the power of power corrupts absolutely and the pandering mobs agree resolutely. And so in defense of those at the top they couldn't have done it if the minions said STOP! and voted as equals not a syncophant mob. Alas, I must plead that just being human once had me voting for Alfred E. Neuman. John G. Lawless 2/15/2021

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Date: 2/18/2021 9:08:00 PM
What-Me-Worry? ~ Dobie Gillis
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Date: 2/15/2021 9:25:00 AM
Nice humorous write you have here. Just one little correction is needed: The fictitious Mad Magazine character you have mentioned in your last line spells his name Alfred E. Neuman.
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John Lawless
Date: 2/15/2021 2:54:00 PM
YIKES......good thing it wasn't a write in ballot. I was wondering if anyone would catch the MAD magazine reference.

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