The Mystery of Humpty Dumpty

(typo just fixed)

Old Humpty Dumpty, the egg on the wall,
had a friend Bacon, who was ten feet tall.
Those two went together like bread goes with jam,
pen goes with paper, or glaze goes with ham!

Friends since their childhood, they’d made a blood pact.
Bacon got fried,and gave up some fat. That’s a fact!
Humpty made a wee crack in his shell. No joke!
The blood that HE used was his very own yolk!

They swore on the good book - Mother Goose Rhymes
they’d always be friends through good times and bad times.
The blood pact was greasy, but no one could sever
their bond! From then on, they’d be best friends forever.

Each day Humpy Dumpty would meet his friend Bacon.
Since both were so large, they had never been taken
by human beings to be cooked up and consumed.
But neither one guessed that their fate was doomed.

They’d thought they were sheltered by all the King’s men,
so they’d sit on the great wall again and again
in plain view of all, and they’d have a long chat
(though Humpty took care not to chew Bacon’s fat).

One day many tourists (Humpty later was told),
had not eaten breakfast, so hungry and bold,
they cut up his friend in bits small enough
to fry him for lunch. Humpty took the news rough.

He went up to the wall where he’d sat with his friend
every day of his life, knowing how things must end.
It’s no mystery now why he had a great fall.
With no Bacon, poor Humpty just ended it all!


July 5, 2018 for The Mystery of Humpty Dumpty Contest of Faraz Ajmal
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018


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Date: 7/28/2018 11:13:00 AM
Congrats Andrea best new poem #14! I told you I really liked how creative you were with this poem. Glad to see it here at that rank!
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Date: 7/26/2018 11:02:00 AM
LOL, love this unique take on this contest
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Date: 7/22/2018 6:16:00 PM
One of the best, great laught, thank you, think I remember your name from some years back.
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Date: 7/20/2018 1:02:00 PM
I laughed and cried. Its an old expression, but i love your poem!
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Date: 7/9/2018 6:19:00 AM
This poem is just so clever and creative Andrea! No wonder it landed at the Top! Congratulations. I just have to Fave this one! : )
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Date: 7/8/2018 7:07:00 PM
Congratulations. You did a fantastic job!
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Date: 7/8/2018 5:51:00 PM
Andrea so great! I was wondering how people would approach the theme. Really creative!
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Date: 7/8/2018 11:48:00 AM
Hi Andrea. Congrats on your win. Very creative and entertaining. I love this.
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Date: 7/8/2018 7:18:00 AM
Well done my talented friend on a great piece. Faux
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Date: 7/8/2018 6:58:00 AM
I love this one Andrea..Well done..Congrats on your win.. :-)
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Date: 7/7/2018 10:17:00 PM
Congratulations on your #1 win! Such a fun contest. You did this skillfully and creatively. I like it!
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Date: 7/7/2018 8:21:00 PM
I LOVE this poem. It's so skillfully written and entertaining. Congrats! Janice
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Date: 7/7/2018 4:27:00 PM
So funny, Andrea. Definitely a +Fav. Congrats for top place. // Barry
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Date: 7/7/2018 1:04:00 PM
This is absolutely charming! Congrats on your top honors.
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Date: 7/7/2018 11:34:00 AM
Fun and witty, congratulations on your win!
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Date: 7/7/2018 10:49:00 AM
How good was that, congratulations Andrea, Mick
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Date: 7/7/2018 9:28:00 AM
Hi Andrea, I knew that you were going to place high with this well written piece. Congratulations on top win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis
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Date: 7/7/2018 9:19:00 AM
Excellent write, Andrea! Congrats!
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Date: 7/7/2018 8:28:00 AM
What a fun poem to read, Andrea, your muse has a great imagination. Congrats on your win. John
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Date: 7/7/2018 7:55:00 AM
Oops, such a tregedy happened with humpty's friend, perhaps if his friend wasn't eaten that day, humpty sure wouldn't had done suicide and we just wouldn't have this beautiful nursery rhyme, many congratulations on your top win in my contest, good luck and have a really nice day
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Date: 7/6/2018 11:43:00 PM
Clap, clap, clap - but its a bit late so I am quiet clapping. You entertained with wit, sparkle and imagination that I sincerely enjoyed. I've an idea for this contest that is still marinating, its the first and only thing that came to me. You kept form and beat as my naughtily scrambled idea may not hold up to - it'll be fun to write (time allowing). Love ... CayCay
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Date: 7/6/2018 11:09:00 PM
Wonderfully done, Andrea ... I read and reread ... Thank you for liking my The Rejoicing Past ...
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Date: 7/6/2018 10:55:00 AM
Ah, your a great story tell with a wild imagination, I will never look at bacon the same again, lol, gl in the contest Andrea.
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Date: 7/6/2018 6:30:00 AM
Loved it Andrea, a sad ending but at least we know. Tom.
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Date: 7/6/2018 5:18:00 AM
Hi Andrea, This is a good entry for the contest theme. Poor Humpty was so sad that he didn't have his bestie. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis
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