Long Fibber Poems

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine avoidable alliteration.

Because...? Basically bonafide belching,
bobbing, bumbling, bohemian beastie boy,
bereft bummer, bleeds blasé blues, begetting
bloviated boilerplate bildungsroman,
boasting...

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12/20/21


Ten hut!
Can't let up
Even though, it can get messed up
Really F'd up
Do not get fed up
Keep your head up
Stay sharp, don't get set up
Careful where a disagreement ends up
Heads up!
Many fast to wet up
From the...

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Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - I)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine avoidable alliteration.

Because...? Basically bonafide belching,
bobbing, bumbling, bohemian beastie boy,
bereft bummer, bleeds blasé blues, begetting
bloviated boilerplate bildungsroman,
boasting...

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It’s quite compelling how the felon becomes the victim expelling any responsibility or failings 
just innocence sailing the calm then encountering harm that false charm preventing any lessons or altered behaviour progressively ascending confidence but...

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I reckon I'm revealing my age when about radio days I pen,
But I fondly recall listening to our Philco radio 'way back then.
What wondrous tales, mysteries and pure comedy from it flowed,
By simply tweaking the...

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Today as I sauntered 'mongst the relics in the antique store,
My gaze was directed to an old Philco radio standing on the floor.
As I caressed its somewhat scratched and dappled finish,
Pleasant memories flooded my soul...

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Faculty meeting. Formidably flippantly fortuitously fluffy and forgetful.
I began to write a little list of F words, because I was in the F word mood.
Frilly. Free-ha-ha. Feast. Forget-me-knots. Fallacy. Farming. Fastidious. Fun-filled.
What are you doing?...

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Oh heavenly Bible,
he stood there holding you
A fibber, a republican, the people choice
So many times I saw him at the podium 
Jeering and coming up against the people of God.
Yet, not a bible near by>>

A...

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Classic Radio

I crave classic radio!
Boston Blackie and The Shadow;
Captain Midnight; Fibber Maggie and Molly;
Ace detectives fighting crime;
Or comedians making up limericks in rhyme.

Keep the TV for my husband to watch now
As I wear earphones, letting...

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The gardener said once I’ve chopped down this tree
Perhaps I could tidy your bush for a fee 
Where the girl hit him is covered in bandage
He’s stood in the dock charged with suggestive language 

The...

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Trump An Entire Liar

When Trump has many needs that are dire;
He counted each one them and their entire;
An ad libber,
And a fibber;
What next did transpire would become a liar.

Jim Horn

Body Beaten and Blood Shed

Such a...

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W T F

Let’s imagine somebody 
naive as they can be.
What might they imagine when
WTF they see?

For someone on a diet
could it mean “Withhold the Fat?”
“Wash the Fridge” perhaps?
My mom would think of that!

A girl into...

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part 2 of 2

“How’s school going?” Annick asked later, moving some of my fly-away hair out of my face - a trace of the maternal in her solicitous fussing - but I liked it.
“Easy peasy,”...

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Searching for a Lover
one that is a hugger, a laugher
one that won't make me
madder, sadder,
or even balder
one that's not
a pouter or a schemer
one that is a soother, a spooner
even a squealer
not a faker, a stalker,
or...

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Yes I opened my mouth a little too soon
Did not see her come in, felt like a buffoon
Apologized up and down, sorry enough too
Especially to be caught by my cousin Sue

I did not have the...

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You've got the kind of cleavage that I really like
A place where a man can really park his bike
With two lovely legs, tanned to perfection by the sun
Now I'm going cross eyed watching the wiggle...

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Always on the Road

Trucker
Tucker

Feed that guy

Bony
Tony

A Boy Scout Always Prepared

Ready
Teddy

He’ll Put You Away

Jailer
Taylor

At the Valentine Date Auction

Gimme
Timmy

Stay at Home Dad

Mommy
Tommy

Our Loan Shark

We owe
Tio

Swear to Him

Promise
Thomas

They Sure Need Improvement

Tanner’s
Manners

Head in the Clouds

Spacey
Tracy

Fibber

Liar
Tyler

Will you . . .

Marry
Terry?

Where...

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There is a man who had a big belly
That wobbled just like a bowl of jelly
It rocked the baby to sleep
Allowiing the wife some peace
Peace was a night on the town with Kelly.

His smile soon...

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Where do you meditate? The animals queried each other.
I meditate in the pouch, the baby kangaroo said, inside my mother.
I meditate in the henhouse, as I give thanks for dinner said the fox.
I am not...

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Walks were more often comfortable without pure guilt 
Words were left unsolved with masters of manipulation
We often slept with tremendous outfits with uncultured synonyms 
My sweet sorrow was disclamered 
Words of mystery, words of action
Let...

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TRUMP, trying to act like a Believer
         Faintly
         Saintly

HILARY'S telling Persona
        ...

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