Long Dundee Poems

Who actually is like us
The modern world you see today
Right before your eyes,
Who done this and who done that
Well you’re in for a wee surprise.

From the Bank of England to the Bank of France
Then we...

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The Rottweiler

I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler

The Saint Bernard

Though not in his nature to beg
He would flip for...

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This is the best beer I've ever had. 
Yes, The best beer I've ever had. 
No beer is really bad, but 
This is the best beer I’ve ever had. 
 
Beer’s invention was accidental I’m told. 
Something about stored grain...

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6/27/22

A bit colossal
It's awful
Inside still hollow
Painting pictures like Picasso
Going against or the rest will follow
Many that are ill and wallow
F a pill bottle
The same can be said for those that kill swallows
There's no need to...

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I hear Christmas is coming,
Santa songs people are humming.
Crazy days and cuddly nights,
Joy and love, fairy lights.
Hushed tones, mindless giggles 
resound,sweet memories, curious glances 
all around.
Yes, I hear Christmas is coming.
Can you hear the festive...

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American visit2
L A came and we went  and came,
Bought a car just off a cabbie,
Took off driving it around,
Wrong side the wheel  for driving, Laddie,

Went an saw old Mickey Mouse,
Go right, stay right,...

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madagascar monkey, chickadee and delaware donkey
all three argued about the zesty orange pekoe tea
monkey said on the cover was Crocodile Dundee
chickadee and donkey would not agree
said it looked more like Tolly Wolly Zee tree
this kind...

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 There was Red Dawn and
Crocodile Dundee.
    Full House and
The Lottery.

   Road Runner and
G.I. Joe.
   The Lost Boys and 
Cameo.

   The TMNT and 
Silver Hawk.
 ...

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Three Aussie cowboys set out one morn
With old rugged faces weatherworn

As they made their way through the Outback
A croc sat watch, prepared to attack

When riders neared his nest by the stream
Two cowboys could hear the...

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Lions, tigers and bears alarm me, no-brainer!
Zookeepers seem to like them and circus trainers.
Some blokes put gray in your hair - like Freddy Krueger
but strokes are not funny, I panic 'round cougars.

Pythons, parrots and apes...

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Morning erupts with a familiar ring 
wind chimes move and robins sing 
pages turned and lessons learned 
where we came, where we were 

Eyes stay shut with visions true 
glossy memories of me, of you...

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