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Premium Member Dillen and the Dmv
TO:  Department of Motor Vehicles Commissioner, Chief States Attorney

FROM: Dillen Dye’s Employer

8/16/16

RE: Some apparent non-compliance with the Americans With Disabilities Act; common courtesy, civil respect; freely accessible pursuit of health, happiness, and prosperity

I don’t...

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Categories: bullshit, culture, discrimination, health, political, race, perspective, integrity,
Form: Prose Poetry



Premium Member In My Alphatown
In our wildly indigenous
western town
we have a notorious Ancient GoodWitch.
Like GrandMother Moon,
she seems to emerge with a new, yet old,
community healing process
about once a FullMoon month.

I heard she would like to co-facilitate
a Future HealthWealth Community...

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Categories: bullshit, caregiving, culture, games, health, humanity, humor, integrity,
Form: Political Verse
One More Time
I will make a collage of my college days
Just like I did with my High School days...at least in my mind every May as long as the memories stay with me...I know they won't stray...

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Categories: bullshit, deep, depression, desire,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Job - Part 2
On the plane I meditated or at least I tried to.  Most of the time I get a seat to myself.  These days it’s just a ****ing Greyhound in the sky.  I...

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Categories: bullshit, death, desire, first love,
Form: Narrative
Pretend You'Re With Me - Phading Out
I'm lownly and have nobody and nothing 
You had me wondering where you've been...singing and crying and yelling and silently dying, wingless and willing to fly away and bring some happiness in this world of...

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Categories: bullshit, deep,
Form: Free verse



Stubbornness
Original poem below...after the definition, found on www.google.com: 

"Full Definition of stubborn. 1a (1) : unreasonably or perversely unyielding : mulish (2) : justifiably unyielding : resoluteb : suggestive or typical of a strong stubborn...

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Categories: bullshit, character, deep, desire, devotion, sensual, words,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Sacred Ecology
I first ran across this term
Sacred Ecology
while reading Gregory Bateson
sharing a phylogenic
and holonic 
creolization
of ecosystemic language
with others speaking of and with integrity
as more primal and powerful
than competing WinLose psychic separations
of ecosystemic feelings-Right Sacred (0)Soul
and egocentric...

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Categories: bullshit, destiny, earth, games, gender, health, humanity, integrity,
Form: Political Verse
Odd Times
(a poem I've written back in 2013)

I've encountered something quite odd
I'm receiving brand new information
I've given up too many times to count on my underestimated fingers
Trying to think rationally...I've been tricked by your lies that...

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Categories: bullshit, words,
Form: Rhyme
This Woman
I remember my teen years and the attitude I had.
I always said, “I’ll never let a guy hit me or treat me bad.”
The first time it happened, the first time I was hit;
I couldn’t believe...

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Categories: bullshit, abuse,
Form: Rhyme
Undercover Lover
I didn't even see you coming but yet u want me to watch you leave 
A room filled with silence, and the sound of broken dreams
I try to hide that my voice is shaking 
My...

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Categories: bullshit, break up, love, love hurts, lust, marriage,
Form: I do not know?
Crash
We had been under its grip for days. The truck swerved from lane to lane as it sped through the dark. She was screaming mess of anger and pain. Our shattered pieces had always fit...

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© Lyt El Deh  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bullshit, friend, i miss you, lost, love,
Form: Free verse
The Stench of Power
Only bold , italics , 

The stench of power

  There’s a common smell of bull*****been spreading through this land 
Blair and Brown once had the power to spend spend spend out of hand
The banks...

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© Paul Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bullshit, political, people, green, people,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member And Then I Opened That Door- For Comp
(For Competition 'And then I opened THAT door', sponsor- John Lawless)


My relationship had broken down, when love ran out of gas
so down life's dark and lonely road I dragged my sorry ass.
Could have done with...

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© Viv Wigley  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bullshit, allegory,
Form: Rhyme
Don'T Overlook This
6/24/17


I've been thinking of a whole lot
None of the same old thoughts 
Never has it been about any jewelery or a gold watch
And the same could be said for having my soul lost


I'm not going...

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Categories: bullshit, creation, dark, fun, poetry, rap, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Age Ain'T Nothing But a Number
Age ain’ t nothing but a number
Who are you to say someone’s a   rapist  ?
Why in the hell ages matter to you ?
Can younger and older be in love ?
Can parents understand...

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Categories: bullshit, age, beautiful, black african american, blessing, crush,
Form: Narrative
Pride, and Prejudice
PRIDE IS HOW IT BEGIINS:
He comes once around in my lifetime - take note,
He will turn everything upside down and on its head,
He will show you how pure it feels to make love to him,
He...

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Categories: bullshit, hurt, life, loss, lost, love, prejudice, racism,
Form: Free verse
The Rogue Soldier
the “rogue” soldier

one US soldier gets blamed for killing 16 civilians in 
Afghanistan,
and the whole world is chattering 
like they did when the qu'rans were burned---
this time, after the 16 were shot dead,
they were rounded...

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Categories: bullshit, life, world, soldier, perspective,
Form: Free verse
I Dont Know About You
this is for all the DECENT ladies out there...
i dont know about you, but im sick of being second choice to skeezy women
i dont know about you, but when i have a boyfriend i just...

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Categories: bullshit, america, betrayal, celebration, change, christian, class, conflict,
Form: ABC
Pedestrian Memories
I hate it when I think of you.
With no consideration of my schedule, or the details of my life.
Just as inconsiderate as a memory
As you were when you were here.

At first it’s unintimidating – a...

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Categories: bullshit, truth,
Form: Free verse
The Anti-Zombie Housing Market
folks, there is a brand spanking new
kind of idiot
that walks amongst us &
no,
s/he is not a ****ing zombie---
some film mustered creature who
erupts from the dead like some
fictional biblical bullshit
to wreak havoc on the rest of...

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Categories: bullshit, life,
Form: Free verse
The Right Thing
Dear me,

When people say something I don't like, I want to get mad, I want to get upset, but then I
tell myself that I have to be the bigger person for things to get better...

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Categories: bullshit, confusion, teenwork, people, people, work,
Form: Prose Poetry
Beast In Society
A stripped continent
N a input a dominance
Tried to feed a them a civilized consciousness
By rapin our history til the condem spilts
Held in bondages
Wonder where is the lord we suppose to be so fond of is
Black...

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© A M  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bullshit, black-african amerhistory, perspective, drug,
Form: I do not know?
8 Years -Part 1 of 2
Its been 8 years now and not a day goes by,
That you dont cross my mind... 
In flashbacks or in a way,,... a mind that auto-rewinds.
Though there are little memories that remain, 
Far and few...

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Categories: bullshit, family, memory, mother,
Form: ABC
Morning Freestyle
When I was younger rap changed me, it was crazy, 
It made me act like nothin' phased me
That's why I was bakin' this pastry and tryna make it
It was amazing how I could listen to...

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Categories: bullshit, addiction, beautiful, corruption, creation, cry, devotion, earth,
Form: Free verse
If I Didnt Have You
If not You...

If I didn't have YOU I wouldn’t know
What true love really meant
You are the BEST surprise I have ever received 
Baby YOU are Heaven sent 
With u my life as good as it...

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© Diana Vee  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bullshit, father son, i love you, integrity,
Form: Rhyme

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