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folks, there is a brand spanking new kind of idiot that walks amongst us & no, s/he is not a ****ing zombie--- some film mustered creature who erupts from the dead like some fictional biblical bullshit to wreak havoc on the rest of us who deserve to suffer at the hands of something that thanks to Romero, O’Bannon, P.Jackson & the Halperin brothers, we have to endure. the idiot in question of course is the rich individual who has taken the time, effort & moola to create anti-zombie fortresses in the US, to protect themselves from the “zombie apocalypse”--- a special example of american stupidity, which because of the few random events in the recent past, where morons full of bath salts & meth have gone on to a career in munching on the face of their fellow delicious-looking, human, has plagued the minds of those who have nothing better to do & nothing more to worry about than the impossible attack from a work of fiction. while not much different than the rich christians who go to such great lengths as giving money to senators who will push the further armament of Israel, as well as always supporting any kind of instigation brought on by the good ol’ US of A, in the middle east, with the hope that it will bring about their “armageddon” a little sooner, these fanatics doing their damndest to fend off zombies (rising from the dead & for some reason showing up on said idiot’s doorstep) have gone the extra mile to invest in what are often referred to as “modern day castles.” ranging from $600,000 (drop in the bucket) to $12 million (steep, but ya know we are talking about zombies here people) these dwellings o’ the delusional bear such amenities as fully fledged moats surrounding the premises, underground missile silo bunkerdom, personal air strips, panic rooms, safe cores, helicopter landing pads, sniper towers & even windows rumored to fend off missiles as well (because apparently zombies choose from a wide range of violent killing methods) & to add to the hilarity (hopelessness) of it all, now they are being put on the market for whatever reason… maybe said rich imbecile has had a bad string of financial luck, maybe they are moving on to better & brighter anti-zombie apocalypse compounds, or maybe, just maybe, they have come to their senses?

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The Anti-Zombie Housing Market

folks, there is a brand spanking new kind of idiot that walks amongst us & no, s/he is not a ****ing zombie--- some film mustered creature who erupts from the dead like some fictional biblical bullshit to wreak havoc on the rest of us who deserve to suffer at the hands of something that thanks to Romero, O’Bannon, P.Jackson & the Halperin brothers, we have to endure. the idiot in question of course is the rich individual who has taken the time, effort & moola to create anti-zombie fortresses in the US, to protect themselves from the “zombie apocalypse”--- a special example of american stupidity, which because of the few random events in the recent past, where morons full of bath salts & meth have gone on to a career in munching on the face of their fellow delicious-looking, human, has plagued the minds of those who have nothing better to do & nothing more to worry about than the impossible attack from a work of fiction. while not much different than the rich christians who go to such great lengths as giving money to senators who will push the further armament of Israel, as well as always supporting any kind of instigation brought on by the good ol’ US of A, in the middle east, with the hope that it will bring about their “armageddon” a little sooner, these fanatics doing their damndest to fend off zombies (rising from the dead & for some reason showing up on said idiot’s doorstep) have gone the extra mile to invest in what are often referred to as “modern day castles.” ranging from $600,000 (drop in the bucket) to $12 million (steep, but ya know we are talking about zombies here people) these dwellings o’ the delusional bear such amenities as fully fledged moats surrounding the premises, underground missile silo bunkerdom, personal air strips, panic rooms, safe cores, helicopter landing pads, sniper towers & even windows rumored to fend off missiles as well (because apparently zombies choose from a wide range of violent killing methods) & to add to the hilarity (hopelessness) of it all, now they are being put on the market for whatever reason… maybe said rich imbecile has had a bad string of financial luck, maybe they are moving on to better & brighter anti-zombie apocalypse compounds, or maybe, just maybe, they have come to their senses?