Long Boner Poems
Long Boner Poems. Below are the most popular long Boner by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Boner poems by poem length and keyword.
The Back BurnerI heard you calling my name in an echoing whisper
I saw a bird take wing in the whirling wind of disaster
I put my weary head on your broad shoulders
The moment we touched, I...
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Categories:
boner, deep, depression,
Form:
Lyric
At the Footbridge - Limerick CollaborationAt the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love life it was a massive blow
To the hospital fled poor...
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Categories:
boner, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Nervana - You Got the Nerve*warning: sexual theme*
My mind and heart of gold...
Never once...growing mold as we both grow old
Nervana sells out
I'm without a doubt
That I will love you till I die
That I will love you as long as...
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Categories:
boner, deep, drug,
Form:
Free verse
Espousing Irreverent GreedEspousing irreverent greed
Crafted one year ago today
yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay
worse case scenario,
I would meet ill fate re: kenway
named after Assassin Creed
Black Flag's protagonist.
"Yo, I totally Kenwayed that guy."
by...
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Categories:
boner, abuse, adventure, age, anger, betrayal, conflict, divorce,
Form:
Rhyme
Espousing Irreverent GreedEspousing irreverent greed
Passive stance, but aye agreed
and did promise to pledge troth
faster than greased lightning airspeed
once the missus temporarily
ceased menarche regarding monthly bleed
became in family way with child
thee eldest, whom one day may breed,
when permanently...
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Categories:
boner, adventure, age, animal, beautiful, birth, child, creation,
Form:
Rhyme
My Lovely Teacher of English1. Her intonations and vast vocabs are so sharp
on this impossible slope, I’ll reduce the gap
such crush from all gives a sense of stability
she knows and is glad to flaunt her facilities
so attractive, her words...
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Categories:
boner, feelings, funny love, lust, sensual, sexy, ,
Form:
Lyric
Epigrams IvEPIGRAMS IV
Improve yourself by others' writings, attaining freely what they purchased at the expense of experience.
—Socrates, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
I didn’t mean to love you,
but I did.
Best leave the rest unsaid,
hid-
den
and unbidden.
—Michael R....
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Categories:
boner, fun, joy, life, love, pain, sad, sun,
Form:
Epigram
Surveillance Camerai need to stop frowning and epitomizing
and sell this Caddy to the Cardinal
trying to let it miss your attention won't fly
since writing is speech even if somewhat removed
or fit only for bouncy news anchor banter
pancake...
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Categories:
boner, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Have You Tried My SlushieHave You Tried My Slushie? By
Briar Rabbit
I don’t know if it brings the boys to the
yard
I’d want some time to myself
I think..
I think of angel dust
while
liberty belles call my name
cement and concrete as...
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Categories:
boner, freedom
Form:
Free verse
'araby' RevisedSetting: a cafe, chamonix, in hand a tea.
Across- a woman, seated, not seeing me.
Embarrassed I am,
that I, a questionable I,
like a lamb: 97 and 1 kilogram,
am engulfed by her,
like Noah by heavanly mer.
Can I...
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Categories:
boner, beautiful, confusion, emotions, feelings, growing up, heaven,
Form:
I do not know?
Beads Balls and BanglesWell some they say though straight or gay
Get fun from innuendo
While others wait ‘til dark
To get their kicks outside your window
Some do the deed without a sound
Some labour in the dark
While others roars would wake...
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Categories:
boner, blue,
Form:
Rhyme
Hiss Spouse Sing Irreverent GreedAye agreed
and did promise to pledge troth
faster than greased lightning airspeed
once the missus temporarily
ceased menarche regarding monthly bleed
became in family way with child
thee eldest, whom one day may breed
opting out begetting offspring
later versus schooner, I...
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Categories:
boner, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, baby,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
The Birds and the Bees Pg13Yup, just like this. This is how dad told us about the wonders of life. No eye contact at all.
One day my father told his four sons to climb into the car,
He wouldn’t tell us...
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Categories:
boner, funny, dad, dad, me,
Form:
Light Verse
Don'T Give Me No Wackaboob Aka Covid19 Drill RapDon't give me no Wackaboob
Don't give me no MotherSmother
Telling me to isolate,
Don't make me your brother!
From HMG to the H To the M to the R to the C
I'm packing my P60,
So you can't audit...
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Categories:
boner, mother, society, women,
Form:
Rhyme
Star Trek and Captain Kirk's Final FrontierKirk: ‘Lt. Uhura, come to my quarters at 1800 hours’
Uhura: ‘Yes captain, might I ask what’s up?’
Kirk: ‘Nothing now but something WILL be at 1800 hours’
Bones: ‘Jim, is this a medical issue?’
Kirk: ‘You bet your...
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Categories:
boner, parody, science fiction,
Form:
Narrative
Justin Welby's DadPoor old Justin Welby
It must have been a shock
To find out that he issued from
Churchill’s PA’s c*ck
Not from the Holy Spirit
Or the fairies after all
Not a babe in a basket under a bush
Down by the...
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Categories:
boner, confusion, england, humor, parents, religion, sin, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme
ReincarnatedI always thought it was impossible for a person to reincarnate but I learned that they can.
After I died, I reincarnated but I didn't come back to life as a man.
I came back to life...
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Categories:
boner, animal, dog, funny, humor, humorous, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
It Smells Like a Pharmacy In HereIt smells like a cardboard box
holding rows of an escape from reality
but who defined reality
was deja vu an afterthought of reality
banished to the rubbish wagon of a society
choking on an assumed reality
Pitter patter goes the...
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Categories:
boner, angst, death, depression, loss, lost love,
Form:
Free verse
Mary-JaneI'm sitting here wishing I had some smoke,
smoke from a dubby and I hope I choke.
there ain't no weed here and I hope I can buy,
it's not much to ask for I just want to...
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Categories:
boner, life, nature, urban, hope, me,
Form:
Couplet
Ode To a Shrunken SweatshirtIt wasn't that she couldn't read
It was just instructions she failed to heed
For on the back was a washing label
100% fact, 0% fable
Perhaps she thought it was a lie
"Drip dry" "Drip dry" "Drip dry"
Before...
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Categories:
boner, funny
Form:
Rhyme