Llama Poems - Poems about Llama

Image by James Valvis there's a couple of things that won't happen here 1. we won't see eye to eye 2. I won't accept my pseudo status my plans involve solely ruminating on a ghost identity - whether that's a fourth stomach, a hump, a corporate job or never dying of thirst like some black eyed fish in an embodiment...

Continue reading...

Can the llama see? We truly did not know How can he not get lost? Where does he go? The llama began to buck. He saw his chance, he spun his luck He flipped his hair and gave me the eye I had never been more fearful of my hairy guy...

Continue reading...

Have you hugged a llama today Or a bunny or a kangaroo You'll feel all squiggly and giggly inside And a bit rumpity bumpity too Not only will you feel all squiggly inside But these guys will be wearing a grin They sure like receiving those huggeroonies You'll notice their tails start to spin So if you spy a sad looking teddy Or...

Continue reading...

The llama has a name that everybody mispronounces. "The double 'll', it sounds like 'y'," he patiently announces. "The single 'l', it sounds like 'l'," proceeds his dissertation, "And a 'lama' is a holy man of Tibetan derivation. But what I cannot understand," says he, "Is why it's not left up to me To solve a problem that's become the...

Continue reading...

stag’s imagination ran wild in the best of ways by chance tonight he dreamed of flora, fauna, faeries, and fragrance lacy edged Luna moth hovered around the garden in his mind verdant growths of lilies, vines, and flowers of every imagined kind vision included a boy, girl, and happily ever after, nothing numbered. stag dreamed on and on, visiting stag...

Continue reading...

pastel llama you think you are all that you put on airs in front of the dog and the cat you feel superior; you are fluffy and phat we are not fooled by you said my brother Matt. Ignore him please, I told my beautiful Llama. When she returned from store, I would tell my mama. Matt is always being mean,...

Continue reading...

The theatre is open, acting tactics keep it in theatrics Making a scene says Lamar llama, is for stage queen drama The theatrical kind we see and hear, save it for Shakespeare The easy life isn’t enough for some no, they go, on and on Wherever from, the USA or all the way to the United Kingdom Some folks...

Continue reading...

There once was a Peruvian llama Whose owner shipped him to Alabama Horns blaring, lights flashing Folks screaming, cars crashing All points lookout ~ one llama in trauma...

Continue reading...

What Llama Lil Saw in Baghdad In Llama Lil's Cafe eating crackers and Stilton surveying the street and reading Milton Sits a strange and moody itinerant Icon for a well-known roll-on deoderant Under cover spy for a US president Devoid of all human sentiment On assignment he was hand picked And his code name...

Continue reading...

Never alarm a llama I’m telling you in case You alarm a llama And he spits in your face But if you charm a llama And give him lots of grass He won’t spit or charge at you And he won’t kick your ar5e And if you bought a llama With a Boris Johnson head You didn’t buy a llama But an alpaca instead...

Continue reading...

Once there was a farmer Who rode to the pub on a llama He said "In Peru It's the thing to do Isn't she a charmer?"...

Continue reading...

lizard or llama which do you want? I think hard. Both please. You can only have one. Stern look. I hate my parents....

Continue reading...

Remember Funom Makama, Who went riding on a llama, And viewed, Family feud; Fell off then had a trauma. Jim Horn...

Continue reading...

Consider the neck-ed creature known as the llama A species of alpaca that lives in zoos or dioramas Some llamas look like camels, others like sheep Tho I've never seen one shephereded by Little-Bo-Peep As for me, I really haven't much use for llamas Unless I need a pair of brown woolen pajamas...

Continue reading...

Have you hugged a llama today Or a bunny or a kangaroo You'll feel all squiggly and giggly inside And a bit rumpity bumpity too Not only will you feel all squiggly inside But these guys will be wearing a grin They sure like receiving those huggeroonies You'll notice their tails start to spin So if you spy a sad looking teddy Or...

Continue reading...