Never Alarm a Llama

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Never alarm a llama
I’m telling you in case
You alarm a llama
And he spits in your face

But if you charm a llama
And give him lots of grass
He won’t spit or charge at you
And he won’t kick your ar5e

And if you bought a llama
With a Boris Johnson head
You didn’t buy a llama 
But an alpaca instead

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Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/19/2021 12:08:00 PM

Nothing quite like a spitting image!

Terry Flood
Date: 5/19/2021 12:32:00 PM

They could almost be brothers. Cheers Rico. Terry

Line Gauthier

Date: 5/18/2021 8:45:00 PM

Too funny ~ well done, Terry

Terry Flood
Date: 5/19/2021 11:52:00 AM

Thanks Line glad you enjoyed. Terry

L Milton Hankins

Date: 5/18/2021 6:15:00 PM

LOL. Good one, Terry. Who would've known?

Terry Flood
Date: 5/19/2021 11:54:00 AM

Apart from cut n paste I never edited either subject in that photo. Boris and that alpaca do apparently share a wig. Terry

Daniel Turner

Date: 5/18/2021 5:32:00 PM

I love this one. Terry! Your irreverent sense of humor is priceless.

Terry Flood
Date: 5/18/2021 5:36:00 PM

I’ve got Writers block sticking needles in my skull... I’m fighting it but I’m not sure who’s winning. As such, I’m chuffed you liked this. Thanks. Terry