Terry Flood Poet Rhyme

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Never Alarm a Llama

Never alarm a llama
I’m telling you in case
You alarm a llama
And he spits in your face

But if you charm a llama
And give him lots of grass
He won’t spit or charge at you
And he won’t kick your ar5e

And if you bought a llama
With a Boris Johnson head
You didn’t buy a llama 
But an alpaca instead

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Rico Leffanta May 19, 2021 at 12:08 PM Nothing quite like a spitting image! Terry Flood May 19, 2021 at 12:32 PM They could almost be brothers. Cheers Rico. Terry

Line Gauthier May 18, 2021 at 8:45 PM Too funny ~ well done, Terry Terry Flood May 19, 2021 at 11:52 AM Thanks Line glad you enjoyed. Terry

L Milton Hankins May 18, 2021 at 6:15 PM LOL. Good one, Terry. Who would've known? Terry Flood May 19, 2021 at 11:54 AM Apart from cut n paste I never edited either subject in that photo. Boris and that alpaca do apparently share a wig. Terry

Daniel Turner May 18, 2021 at 5:32 PM I love this one. Terry! Your irreverent sense of humor is priceless. Terry Flood May 18, 2021 at 5:36 PM I’ve got Writers block sticking needles in my skull... I’m fighting it but I’m not sure who’s winning. As such, I’m chuffed you liked this. Thanks. Terry