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Never alarm a llama I’m telling you in case You alarm a llama And he spits in your face But if you charm a llama And give him lots of grass He won’t spit or charge at you And he won’t kick your ar5e And if you bought a llama With a Boris Johnson head You didn’t buy a llama But an alpaca instead

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Date: 5/19/2021 12:08:00 PM
Nothing quite like a spitting image!
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Date: 5/19/2021 12:32:00 PM
They could almost be brothers. Cheers Rico. Terry
Date: 5/18/2021 8:45:00 PM
Too funny ~ well done, Terry
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Date: 5/19/2021 11:52:00 AM
Thanks Line glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 5/18/2021 6:15:00 PM
LOL. Good one, Terry. Who would've known?
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Date: 5/19/2021 11:54:00 AM
Apart from cut n paste I never edited either subject in that photo. Boris and that alpaca do apparently share a wig. Terry
Date: 5/18/2021 5:32:00 PM
I love this one. Terry! Your irreverent sense of humor is priceless.
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Date: 5/18/2021 5:36:00 PM
I’ve got Writers block sticking needles in my skull... I’m fighting it but I’m not sure who’s winning. As such, I’m chuffed you liked this. Thanks. Terry