Never Alarm a Llama
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Never alarm a llama
I’m telling you in case
You alarm a llama
And he spits in your face
But if you charm a llama
And give him lots of grass
He won’t spit or charge at you
And he won’t kick your ar5e
And if you bought a llama
With a Boris Johnson head
You didn’t buy a llama
But an alpaca instead
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021
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