What Llama Lil Saw In Bagdad

What Llama Lil Saw in Baghdad In Llama Lil's Cafe eating crackers and Stilton surveying the street and reading Milton Sits a strange and moody itinerant Icon for a well-known roll-on deoderant Under cover spy for a US president Devoid of all human sentiment On assignment he was hand picked And his code name was Eggs Benedict Perusing the pages of Paradise Lost he re-read the phrase "At no human cost" For his orders were, to him revealed between the lines of Milton concealed and I suspect, though I really can't say the reason for this strange communique Was due to the results of a wide-world survey Showing few are caught dead, reading 'poet-ray' Deep in thought on his plan of attack He heard a blonde from the table at his back Summon the waiter with fingers clicked to order a double Eggs Benedict Mysteriously, in dark glasses AND reading Milton She slipped him a note- her number at the Hilton He felt a strange rumble in his tummy He remembered how the cheese tasted funny The last thing on earth our hero has seen are the spinning walls of Lil's, Argentine theme The rest of his life flashed past his eyes Is this the way a hero dies? Super -spy and icon for a well known deoderant Killed -from effects of a straying rodent Missed his liason at the Hilton Some one mailed his copy of Milton pages torn and stained with Stilton (Yes! It was from the Bagdad Hilton!) To an address inside the cover T'was to: George W Bush or someone or other