Short Llama Poems
Short Llama Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Llama by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Llama by length and keyword.
lizard or llama
which do you want?
I think hard.
Both please.
You can only have one.
Stern look.
I hate my parents.
Somewhere in the Andes,
llama mama drama
plays out when he discovers
he’s not the baby daddy,
“I guess alpaca now!”
There once was a Peruvian llama
Whose owner shipped him to Alabama
Horns blaring, lights flashing
Folks screaming, cars crashing
All points lookout ~ one llama in trauma
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Lambs are soft and cuddly
Lamb kins fall short, here's why
Llama crias necks crane
Licky goat kids slobber
Ludicous cuscus curse
Lion cubs bite and snarl
Leaving lambkins pinups
Glitter pours
from rose red lips
fingers graze frozen
stone still hips
I just want
to try one thing
As i make
Your cold heart sing
Let it go
and glitter rains
from forgotten touch
and ice cold veins
We Know Drama
For it's hereditary like bad karma
Especially, if We wear it like a coat of armor
Need it, like We do, Our Black President, OBAMA
If We desire the burdens of a hump-back like an llama
Bésame como si fuera el último beso en tu vida,
Con esa fuerza del amor que existe en tu corazón;
quema mis labios con la llama ardiente de tu pasión,
y que nuestras almas en ese instante queden fundidas.
There once was a llama in my pocket,
as my eyes did expel from each socket.
His snout stole my snack
in hunger attack.
Picket-eyes keep thieves out of my pocket.
There is a golfer from Lima, Peru
On each of his balls, a llama tattooed
Up and down his scores jump
Like a llama's big hump
As soon as his fans cheer, they have to boo
There was a polite llama from Peru
Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
Llama said, 'Please don your mask
If it's not too much to ask'
The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'
Obama on Llama Horn Limerick
Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama.
Jim Horn
Me LLama is Spanish of course.
The llama perched on the podium
speaks volumes to me.
The huge mouth searched my coat pocket —
I snickered as he snatched my snack.
A model citizen,
its quiet hum connects me to the past.
7/30/2019
Can the llama see?
We truly did not know
How can he not get lost?
Where does he go?
The llama began to buck.
He saw his chance, he spun his luck
He flipped his hair and gave me the eye
I had never been more fearful of my hairy guy
There once was a girl named Flora
Who lived next to a forest full of fauna
She liked to eat a lot of pasta
But her favorite food was pizza
She had a llama
Who gave her mama
A whole bunch of drama
If she did not get her polka-dot pajamas.
Aunika Alch
Age 12
There was ever so much drama
Inspired by her role-modeling mama.
Her everyday bordered on trauma
Until they met President Barak Obama
Who helped take their existing karma
Delighting their Grandma Charma
She, the owner of a lovely llama
Too busy to pay attention to silly drama.
Consider the neck-ed creature known as the llama
A species of alpaca that lives in zoos or dioramas
Some llamas look like camels, others like sheep
Tho I've never seen one shephereded by Little-Bo-Peep
As for me, I really haven't much use for llamas
Unless I need a pair of brown woolen pajamas
As more than a few
flew to Peru
to peruse the view
who knew
or had a clue
what a man's to do
in the cerulean blue
but stand in the queue
to use the loo
and if you go too
or tootle on through
in lieu of a zoo
you're due to accrue
sights of a llama or two
in Machu Picchu
Never alarm a llama
I’m telling you in case
You alarm a llama
And he spits in your face
But if you charm a llama
And give him lots of grass
He won’t spit or charge at you
And he won’t kick your ar5e
And if you bought a llama
With a Boris Johnson head
You didn’t buy a llama
But an alpaca instead
The theatre is open, acting tactics keep it in theatrics
Making a scene says Lamar llama, is for stage queen drama
The theatrical kind we see and hear, save it for Shakespeare
The easy life isn’t enough for some no, they go, on and on
Wherever from, the USA or all the way to the United Kingdom
Some folks only exist, to insist on creating a bit of drama
If I met you, Dalai Lama,
I’d know what to say.
I would compliment your mama,
‘Cause she did okay.
Though she didn’t raise Obama,
Who, to us, holds sway,
She had you avoid the drama
Leaders might display.
I’ll bet that if she had a llama,
She would not delay
From sending it to Yokahama,
Rome or Mandalay,
Avoiding trouble, tears or trauma,
Which makes hair turn gray.
What did you say about my mama?
The ring-tailed lemur was not happy now.
I tried to pretend I had been talking to the llama
I knew her sense of humor was not exactly a wow.
The ring-tailed lemur gave me a prissy sniff.
It was pretty clear I had not done what I should.
I was out of there, after that one tiny whiff.
Shoving off from the island, as quickly as I could.
pastel llama you think you are all that
you put on airs in front of the dog and the cat
you feel superior; you are fluffy and phat
we are not fooled by you said my brother Matt.
Ignore him please, I told my beautiful Llama.
When she returned from store, I would tell my mama.
Matt is always being mean, maybe he has hidden drama?
I spent the rest of the morning reassuring my llama.
Christmas colt felt pawing at his feet
I am being patted down he told his mama.
She said, “Those are kittens, aren’t they sweet?”
Not when they get older, said a knowing llama.
Christmas colt thought they were adorable, fun too.
He shook out his foot and he said, “hello you!”
The kittens were excited, they played around his feet.
He agreed with his mama that kitties are pretty sweet.
Barack Obama
Smiled like a llama
Posing next to the Danish Prime Minister
For a funeral selfie – how sinister!
A look from Obama Michelle
Which clearly read: what the hell!
Of all humans and aliens
I am stuck with a fomo sapiens.
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A Couples Limerick Contest
Hosted by Carolyn Devonshire
Placed 2nd
© 11th January 2019
Bunny can untangle the Christmas lights it was agreed.
They were all over the place, stuck, and some were treed.
Wonderful! Said a lazy llama, at this idea seed.
He took nothing into account about bunny’s need.
So, Bunny sat down and began to untangle the line.
He did okay for a while, his work was mighty fine.
But then he pulled the wrong light and they began to pop.
He ended up breaking them all before he could stop.