Short Llama Poems

Remember Funom Makama,
Who went riding on a llama,
And viewed,
Family feud;
Fell off then had a trauma.

Jim Horn...

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Once there was a farmer
Who rode to the pub on a llama
He said "In Peru 
It's the thing to do
Isn't she a charmer?"...

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lizard or llama
which do you want?

I think hard.
Both please.

You can only have one.
Stern look.

I hate my parents....

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Somewhere in the Andes,
llama mama drama
plays out when he discovers
he’s not the baby daddy,
“I guess alpaca now!”
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There once was a Peruvian llama
Whose owner shipped him to Alabama
  Horns blaring, lights flashing
  Folks screaming, cars crashing
All points lookout ~ one llama in trauma...

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Listen to poem:

Lambs are soft and cuddly
Lamb kins fall short, here's why
Llama crias necks crane
Licky goat kids slobber
Ludicous cuscus curse
Lion cubs bite and snarl 
Leaving lambkins pinups...

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Glitter pours
from rose red lips
fingers graze frozen
stone still hips

I just want
to try one thing
As i make
Your cold heart sing

Let it go
and glitter rains
from forgotten touch
and ice cold veins...

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We Know Drama
For it's hereditary like bad karma
Especially, if We wear it like a coat of armor
Need it, like We do, Our Black President, OBAMA
If We desire the burdens of a hump-back like an llama...

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Bésame como si fuera el último beso en tu vida,
Con esa fuerza del amor que existe en tu corazón;
quema mis labios con la llama ardiente de tu pasión,
y que nuestras almas en ese instante queden fundidas....

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There once was a llama in my pocket,
as my eyes did expel from each socket.

          His snout stole my snack
                 in hunger attack.

Picket-eyes keep thieves out of my pocket....

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There is a golfer from Lima, Peru
        On each of his balls, a llama tattooed
          Up and down his scores jump
          Like a llama's big hump
        As soon as his fans cheer, they have to boo...

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There was a polite llama from Peru
        Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
           Llama said, 'Please don your mask
           If it's not too much to ask'
        The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'...

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Obama on Llama Horn Limerick

Kitty did like to do drama
Favorite President is Obama
So handsome and very gallant
For specking has natural talent
Likes riding a llama me llama. 

Jim Horn

Me LLama is Spanish of course....

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The llama perched on the podium
speaks volumes to me.

The huge mouth searched my coat pocket —
I snickered as he snatched my snack.

A model citizen,
its quiet hum connects me to the past.

7/30/2019...

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Can the llama see?
We truly did not know
How can he not get lost?
Where does he go?

The llama began to buck.
He saw his chance, he spun his luck
He flipped his hair and gave me the eye
I had never been more fearful of my hairy guy...

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Geraldine Giraffe liked dining high class
Chose kale over dandelions, crabgrass
          Never drank tea from carafe
          Llama cousins said, "Riffraff!”
"Eat with you? Crass! Will dine alone and dash!"
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There once was a girl named Flora
Who lived next to a forest full of fauna
She liked to eat a lot of pasta 
But her favorite food was pizza
She had a llama 
Who gave her mama
A whole bunch of drama
If she did not get her polka-dot pajamas.

Aunika Alch
Age 12

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There was ever so much drama
Inspired by her role-modeling mama.
Her everyday bordered on trauma
Until they met President Barak Obama

Who helped take their existing karma
Delighting their Grandma Charma
She, the owner of a lovely llama
Too busy to pay attention to silly drama....

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Consider the neck-ed creature known as the llama
A species of alpaca that lives in zoos or dioramas

Some llamas look like camels, others like sheep
Tho I've never seen one shephereded by Little-Bo-Peep

As for me, I really haven't much use for llamas
Unless I need a pair of brown woolen pajamas...

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Never alarm a llama
I’m telling you in case
You alarm a llama
And he spits in your face

But if you charm a llama
And give him lots of grass
He won’t spit or charge at you
And he won’t kick your ar5e

And if you bought a llama
With a Boris Johnson head
You didn’t buy a llama 
But an alpaca instead...

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The theatre is open, acting tactics keep it in theatrics 
Making a scene says Lamar llama, is for stage queen drama
The theatrical kind we see and hear, save it for Shakespeare
The easy life isn’t enough for some no, they go, on and on
Wherever from, the USA or all the way to the United Kingdom
Some folks only exist, to insist on creating a bit of drama...

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If I met you, Dalai Lama,
I’d know what to say.
I would compliment your mama,
‘Cause she did okay.
Though she didn’t raise Obama,
Who, to us, holds sway,
She had you avoid the drama
Leaders might display.
I’ll bet that if she had a llama,
She would not delay
From sending it to Yokahama,
Rome or Mandalay,
Avoiding trouble, tears or trauma,
Which makes hair turn gray....

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What did you say about my mama?
The ring-tailed lemur was not happy now.
I tried to pretend I had been talking to the llama
I knew her sense of humor was not exactly a wow.

The ring-tailed lemur gave me a prissy sniff.
It was pretty clear I had not done what I should. 
I was out of there, after that one tiny whiff.
Shoving off from the island, as quickly as I could....

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pastel llama you think you are all that
you put on airs in front of the dog and the cat
you feel superior; you are fluffy and phat
we are not fooled by you said my brother Matt.

Ignore him please, I told my beautiful Llama.
When she returned from store, I would tell my mama.
Matt is always being mean, maybe he has hidden drama?
I spent the rest of the morning reassuring my llama....

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Christmas colt felt pawing at his feet
I am being patted down he told his mama.
She said, “Those are kittens, aren’t they sweet?”
Not when they get older, said a knowing llama.

Christmas colt thought they were adorable, fun too.
He shook out his foot and he said, “hello you!”
The kittens were excited, they played around his feet.
He agreed with his mama that kitties are pretty sweet....

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