Critterature: the Frustrated Llama

The llama has a name that everybody mispronounces. "The double 'll', it sounds like 'y'," he patiently announces. "The single 'l', it sounds like 'l'," proceeds his dissertation, "And a 'lama' is a holy man of Tibetan derivation. But what I cannot understand," says he, "Is why it's not left up to me To solve a problem that's become the worst case Of mispronunciation in the history of creation, And spell it 'yama', like it sounds, in the first place!"