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Wife Limerick Poems

These Wife Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Wife. These are the best examples of Limerick Wife poems written by international poets.

Wishing

George was having a secret love affair
Breaking his marriage vows without a care
A cheater deceiving
A husband believing
That his wife was totally unaware.

But George wife was

Categories: betrayal, emotions,

Fished Out

There once was a guy with a trick:
the Florida Man limerick.
But when he got rowing,
the verses stopped flowing
or maybe ‘cuz his wife was sick.

It’s nothing

Categories: fishing,

Butt out - humour warning!


Bill prodded his sebaceous cyst
‘Twas massive the size of his fist
It spurted green pus
His wife made a fuss
“Get treatment NOW, I must insist”

Blue lighted to

Categories: body, humorous,

A better half when turned bitter

For long who’d been my better half
Has now become my bitter half--
Bitter, my autumns sing
Of fantasies of spring…
To bull has blown a benign calf
Who feels

Categories: humor, life, wife,

A Strange Pair

There was an old man from Fargo,
With a wife whose name was Margo.
They were quite the pair
Neither had much hair
They traveled the world with no

Categories: fun, hair, humor, husband,

Look at Yourself

  
      Corpulence was once a sign of vast wealth
      Although these days it’s

Categories: giggle, health, money, relationship,

Annie Stays Put

Her nickname perhaps should be ‘Whizzy’
She rushes round making me dizzy
Right now, she’s unwell
But asked me to tell 
That grim reaper guy that she’s busy

Categories: courage, wife,

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I

"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two

Categories: crazy, funny, giggle, howl,

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II

I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under

Categories: funny, giggle, howl, humor,

Limericks and other funny tricks III

My wife's housekeeping skills are lackluster.
For getting things done, I just can't trust her.
And her oven runs too hot,
and the sole besom she's got
flies only

Categories: dad, daughter, humor, love,

One Too Many

		

‘You’ve had one too many’
Declared old Paddy’s wife
She always spoiled his evenings 
With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’

‘I’m absolutely sober’ 
He replied with much aplomb
‘I’ve

Categories: humor, humorous, husband, ireland,

AI Bride

There was a man named Clyde
Who had such a miserable life 
He lost his wife
And married twice
The last wife was from AI

Categories: poetry,

Green--but Not Beer



A brew-loving guy from Kilkenny
is mad! His wife spent their last penny--
   on a cask of green beer?
   No, she hopes

Categories: green,

McDougal's Irish Accent

McDugal, the Leprechaun is a gent
Mick's wife always says he was Heaven sent
He shows respect to women
In their praises he's swimmin'
They love hearin' his Irish

Categories: humor, image,

The Loves of my life

Three ladies have blessed my life 
My Mum my Nan and my wife 
Now in heaven above 
I treasure their love 
Such loss stabs my

Categories: love,