Wife Limerick Poems
These Wife Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Wife. These are the best examples of Limerick Wife poems written by international poets.
Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...
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Categories:
bird, cat, giggle, home,
Mad About Towns
When we set out on a road trip
We didn’t stick to the old script
And were gladly amazed
And rarely unfazed
Hitting strange towns though some were skipped
We...
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Categories:
humorous, travel, word play,
My Best Friend Canine ValentineMy Best Friend Canine Valentine
We love our Newfoundlander Mo to pieces
Slobbery greetings drench my wife, son and nieces
A hound sweet and chivalrous
A French kiss he’ll...
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Categories:
dog, humor, valentines day,
Blarney Stone Collab-MORE ADDITIONSIf anyone would like to have some community fun,
please send me a limerick(s) in a comment or soup mail.
The famous Blarney Stone,...
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Categories:
humor,
VALENTINEVALENTINE
A man lived on the floor just above
A neighbour he thought he could love
Passing her by on the stair
He could only stare
And his jealous wife...
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Categories:
emotions, jealousy, love hurts,
Sex On HoldOn V-day I had gave my wife chocolate hearts
And a few boxes of some "noted" candy tarts
Some said- "I love you"
Some said- "I'd...
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Categories:
humorous,
A Valentine’s Limerick
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...
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Categories:
blue, love, red, sweet,
I'LL GIVE UP YOU THE WORLDHey love, I'll give you the world
If only, you'll be my girl
I'll love you for life
And make you my wife
Okay, let's give it a swirl...
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Categories:
holiday,
My Bawdy ValentineThat week was the farmer’s convention
Their ladies at home sought attention
Twas Valentine’s night
Thought I’d do alright
I had quite a naughty intention
The farmer’s young wife caught...
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Categories:
lust, valentines day,
Happy Valentines DayKnowing your name will save my life.
Get me out of a whole lot of strife.
If it would be all the...
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Categories:
valentines day,
HoneyValentine limericks can be funny
Flowers and candy cost lots of money
But I love my wife
And value my life
So I’ll buy her both and call...
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Categories:
valentines day,
Foul Mouth Pastor
Here lies our pastor who swore like hell;
he preached free love and knew it well.
(His wife in fact
caught him in the act)
and if you think...
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Categories:
humor,
Determined Wife
A lady who heard her husband had died
was charged by the police with homicide.
I’m hoping, she said, it was
the faulty brakes or the exhaust.
If neither,...
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Categories:
dark, humor,
Meanwhile, Back in the Garden of Eden
The Tree of Knowledge said, "Hey, Tree of Life
I miss that ripped Adam and his sexy wife"
...
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Categories:
fantasy, garden, history, tree,
A Moving LimerickShe never liked it here this her confession
I knew all along I had a connection
her husband passed away
and the very next day
A rental truck in...
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Categories:
death, funeral, relationship,