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Limericks and other funny tricks III

My wife's housekeeping skills are lackluster. For getting things done, I just can't trust her. And her oven runs too hot, and the sole besom she's got flies only between Salem and Custer.
I caught that crass, old man on the moon sneak a peak at my naked wife, June. In anger, I discussed the matter with my good friend, the mad hatter, who said, "Ignore. He's just a buffoon."
When it came to the art of rappin', this kid knew how to make it happen. The scenes of a dark apocalypse that gushed forth from his wet, stormy lips had all souls standing around clappin'.
I'm not that smart; I'm not a wizard. I have the brain of one, small lizard. I'm not astute. I don't compute. So, mamma always says,"Thank God you're cute."

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