Summer Limerick Poems

Five Cents Worth

I used to wonder, what’s worth my nickel?
A day adventure on my bicycle.
I’d look all around.
My choice narrowed down.
A large green pickle, or red popsicle

SLEEPING WITH THE FAN ON

SLEEPING WITH THE FAN ON
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In Texas, where summers are more than hot,
Sleeping with a fan turned on is a must-have spot.
    

GATSBY

GATSBY*
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Gatsby’s my name, character of Fitzgerald fame.
Nick saw through the façade and my game.
     I partied and danced through the night,

MOSQUITO MIKE

MOSQUITO MIKE
Just something a bit humorous on this hot summer day..

There once was a mosquito named Mike.
His buzzing and biting I did not like.
 

Lady from Barbados

There was a young lady from Barbados,
Who felt that the summer sea was a loss,
She spoke against beaches,
She called them time leeches,
Until one day her

Summer by the Pool

Laying out by the pool, Jules was caught
wearing less than the rules said she aught

She was asked by the cop
why she'd cast off her top

Her

Amateur Golfer

You’re trying to hang tough
But your ball is in the rough
Don’t throw a fit
Just think then hit
Forget all that pro stuff

Sugary Summer

I had a vain neighbor called Jimsmooth
Opened on baywalk a fruit drink booth
Bragging, he downed sweet stuff
Till gummy gums got rough
Sugar binge left him without

Riverside Summer Outing

My family joined a summer outing
So excited for swimming and rafting
Mom got our swim vests with suits
Dad just brought his parachutes
And kept eyes on us,

Summer Bawdy Limericks

Hot Bikini
Suzy bought a new bikini for Joe
But the price she paid, he wouldn't want to know
A sexy sheer suit,
expensive, but cute
She's hoping it soon

Summer Slumber

Lulled to slumber by humid summer breeze
She dozed to sleep dreaming of chilly ease
Plunging into swimming pool
Oh, so delightfully cool
Rising up, she woke herself with

Dad's Car Seasoned Well

Summer Funny Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin

The heat of summer in his dad's car
The son takes his date to gaze a star
Lover's lane shines on so

Fun In Summer

Have to get nicely tanned this summer,
Jane thought her ultimate goal this year,
Beach destination,
Bikini fashion, 
All eyes be on her what does she care!

Summer Winds

Don't Worry, Nobody Will Look

I can traverse the sand in nudity.
This way nature wants us to be.
Legally, I can soak in the sun.
I can have so much fun.
Everybody else