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Jan's Brain Scan

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Some have said Jan has dung for brains How rude are those who place disdains on her poems in the soup Their words are full of poop Jan sits upon her throne and reigns From porcelain commode she rules Toilet paper and pen, her tools She takes a morning dump from a crack in her rump One day she found dark colored stools Her doctor arranged for a scan So, off to the UK, flew Jan From her brain to her feet First an enema... Fleet That kept Jan sitting on the can Days later, she read the results With mirth and laughter, Jan exults She'd eaten licorice Rumors were gibberish Fools, were those rumoring insults Jan's brain scan proved that she's alright If her poems offend the 'uptight' She just couldn't care less If it brings them distress Because she doesn't give a s.h.i.t.e

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Karen Jones

Date: 10/9/2023 12:33:00 AM

Funny Lin. Hahaha!

Mark Koplin

Date: 10/7/2023 6:25:00 PM

I love this tribute! Long live the queen!!

Lin Lane
Date: 10/7/2023 7:07:00 PM

Thanks a lot, Mark.

Jeff Connelly

Date: 10/7/2023 1:04:00 PM

Long reign the Queen Jan, Lin :-)

Lin Lane
Date: 10/7/2023 5:19:00 PM

These were fun to write. Thanks, Jeff.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/7/2023 3:11:00 PM

thanks Jeff the queen of poop is here for a while longer i hope lol

Jan Allison

Date: 10/7/2023 12:30:00 PM

Thanks so much for the massive giggles - perhaps they may eventually find out why I write such poopy poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx a massive fave for SO many reasons:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 10/7/2023 12:53:00 PM

You write them because you love making people laugh. Thanks for explaining about not knowing the results yet. Positive thinking!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 10/7/2023 10:40:00 AM

Lin, ha ha, love your hilarious limerick collection and the ending! -Hugs

Lin Lane
Date: 10/7/2023 12:50:00 PM

It’s so easy to write about Jan’s potty poop. Thanks

Jan Allison
Date: 10/7/2023 12:29:00 PM

the limerick string is perfect the ending is hilariarse lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/7/2023 9:09:00 AM

- oh ... I was afraid that she was suffering from constipation ... glad everything is fine :) - hugs

Lin Lane
Date: 10/7/2023 12:49:00 PM

Thanks, Anne-Lise. Jan has her ups and downs. ;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/7/2023 12:29:00 PM

still got to get the results but at least they found it in my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Deb M

Date: 10/7/2023 7:37:00 AM

Oh l am so happy Jan is ok Lin! and l think your poem is terrific …..cleverly penned and witty or perhaps shitty….ummm not sure!! Hehe…..Loved it….Debx

Jan Allison
Date: 10/7/2023 12:27:00 PM

lol thanks Deb, I'm awaiting the results but at least they looked at my head and not at my tush or feet lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 10/7/2023 7:53:00 AM

Look at that!!! It accepts shite in a comment but not in the poem. That's crappy... pun intended.

Lin Lane
Date: 10/7/2023 7:52:00 AM

LOL Deb. I had to use punctuation to use the word, 'shite' and you get 'shitty' accepted. Thanks for appreciating my limericks. I DID get Jan's permission to post it.