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Jan's Brain Scan

Some have said Jan has dung for brains
How rude are those who place disdains
on her poems in the soup
Their words are full of poop
Jan sits upon her throne and reigns

From porcelain commode she rules
Toilet paper and pen, her tools
She takes a morning dump
from a crack in her rump
One day she found dark colored stools

Her doctor arranged for a scan
So, off to the UK, flew Jan
From her brain to her feet
First an enema... Fleet
That kept Jan sitting on the can

Days later, she read the results
With mirth and laughter, Jan exults
She'd eaten licorice
Rumors were gibberish
Fools, were those rumoring insults

Jan's brain scan proved that she's alright
If her poems offend the 'uptight'
She just couldn't care less
If it brings them distress
Because she doesn't give a s.h.i.t.e

Copyright © Lin Lane | Year Posted 2023

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Karen Jones Date: 10/9/2023 12:33:00 AM Funny Lin. Hahaha! Login to Reply

Mark Koplin Date: 10/7/2023 6:25:00 PM I love this tribute! Long live the queen!! Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 10/7/2023 7:07:00 PM Thanks a lot, Mark.

Jeff Connelly Date: 10/7/2023 1:04:00 PM Long reign the Queen Jan, Lin :-) Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 10/7/2023 5:19:00 PM These were fun to write. Thanks, Jeff. Jan Allison Date: 10/7/2023 3:11:00 PM thanks Jeff the queen of poop is here for a while longer i hope lol

Jan Allison Date: 10/7/2023 12:30:00 PM Thanks so much for the massive giggles - perhaps they may eventually find out why I write such poopy poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx a massive fave for SO many reasons:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 10/7/2023 12:53:00 PM You write them because you love making people laugh. Thanks for explaining about not knowing the results yet. Positive thinking!

Tania Kitchin Date: 10/7/2023 10:40:00 AM Lin, ha ha, love your hilarious limerick collection and the ending! -Hugs Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 10/7/2023 12:50:00 PM It’s so easy to write about Jan’s potty poop. Thanks Jan Allison Date: 10/7/2023 12:29:00 PM the limerick string is perfect the ending is hilariarse lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 10/7/2023 9:09:00 AM - oh ... I was afraid that she was suffering from constipation ... glad everything is fine :) - hugs Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 10/7/2023 12:49:00 PM Thanks, Anne-Lise. Jan has her ups and downs. ;-) Jan Allison Date: 10/7/2023 12:29:00 PM still got to get the results but at least they found it in my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Deb M Date: 10/7/2023 7:37:00 AM Oh l am so happy Jan is ok Lin! and l think your poem is terrific …..cleverly penned and witty or perhaps shitty….ummm not sure!! Hehe…..Loved it….Debx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/7/2023 12:27:00 PM lol thanks Deb, I'm awaiting the results but at least they looked at my head and not at my tush or feet lol:-) hugs Jan xx Lin Lane Date: 10/7/2023 7:53:00 AM Look at that!!! It accepts shite in a comment but not in the poem. That's crappy... pun intended. Lin Lane Date: 10/7/2023 7:52:00 AM LOL Deb. I had to use punctuation to use the word, 'shite' and you get 'shitty' accepted. Thanks for appreciating my limericks. I DID get Jan's permission to post it.