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The Girls Are back in Town: Collaboration

My muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought

Oh where, O where has my gypsy muse flown
Seems she has left me to write on my own
I must not be too rude
She'll cop an attitude
And then taunt me like an evil old crone

Mine vanished after my last book
I've rested and changed my outlook
My brain ran out of juice
And my 'vowels' were loose
Twas quite a feat that my muse took

Honestly, I think mine is rebelling
But there is absolutely no telling
What my missing muse might do
I dare not call her a shrew
Or she'll never return to my dwelling

Upon my desk, I see she's left a note
"I'm on a vacation," is what she wrote
"Perhaps I should've phoned
To say I won't be owned."
Should I have mentioned her in a footnote?

Perhaps she's in a gypsy caravan
Seeking a lover, a Romani man
Living a nomadic life
If he takes her for his wife
I'll need a new muse and a new game plan

My muse is now knocking on my door
Searching for my words left on the floor
She is gathering my lines
Blending them like a fine wine
Hoping for a few new poems and more

Well, recently my muse returned
Her holiday was very well earned
I'll write sensible words
Not on pooping or turds
Poop poetry, my muse has spurned

My muse is back after weeks refusing
And now she can't stop yakking and schmoozing
Three muses have returned
But we're a lil' concerned...
What if we don't find their thoughts amusing?



*Collaboration with Lin Lane and Jan Allison
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Buhagiar Avatar
January 31, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Great collaboration. I love limericks. Well done.
Kitchin Avatar
January 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Victor, thank you.
Messina Avatar
January 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
LOL I absolutely love this. This was a perfect way to start off my day, tons of smiles and laughs. Awesome job Tania, Lin, and Jan. Hugs, hugs, and hugs. :) Charlie
Kitchin Avatar
January 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Charlie, thank you.
Crandall Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Fun, you should take this show on the road!
Kitchin Avatar
January 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
David, thank you.
Allison Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
it was such fun writing together, lets hope our words continue to flow:-) hugs Jan xx
Kitchin Avatar
January 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Jan, I agree 100 percent. Love collaborating. -hugs
Dietrich Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
You are a dynamite trio. Very cute set of lims
Kitchin Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Andrea, thank you.
Read Avatar
January 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Hi Tania, I enjoyed reading your collaboration poem with Lin and Jan, three lovely ladies God bless. xx
Kitchin Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
John, thank you.
Lane Avatar
January 25, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Free spirited creatures, aren't we? ummm I mean our muses. That was lots of fun to write with you and Jan.
Kitchin Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Lin, it was so fun and I am so glad we're all back!
Cunningham Avatar
January 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Well your muses are well and truly back Tania, brilliant collaboration. Tom
Kitchin Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Tom, thank you.
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