VITAMIN D DEFICIENCY

In search of more vitamin D,
She stripped off her clothes by the sea.
But she looked rather rude, 
Lying totally nude;
Upon which the jury agree.

So her summer was spent in a cell,
Where she didn’t tan very well.
For the sun through the bars
Left embarrassing scars
Of black and white stripes, sad to tell.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Fowler Avatar
July 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Cool set of limericks Bryn. Congratulations! :)
Miller Avatar
July 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Great great limerick, congratulations
Kitchin Avatar
July 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Bryn, congratulations on your winning placement with your clever and funny limericks.
Woods Avatar
July 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This is great! Congratulations! Xo
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