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VITAMIN D DEFICIENCY

In search of more vitamin D, She stripped off her clothes by the sea. But she looked rather rude, Lying totally nude; Upon which the jury agree. So her summer was spent in a cell, Where she didn’t tan very well. For the sun through the bars Left embarrassing scars Of black and white stripes, sad to tell.

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Date: 7/14/2025 9:34:00 AM
Cool set of limericks Bryn. Congratulations! :)
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Date: 7/14/2025 2:40:00 AM
Great great limerick, congratulations
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Date: 7/13/2025 2:43:00 PM
Bryn, congratulations on your winning placement with your clever and funny limericks.
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Date: 7/13/2025 12:23:00 PM
This is great! Congratulations! Xo
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