People Limerick Poems

Death To America
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

They protest with signs and take to the street,
Bent on making trouble and spreading deceit.
Give America death,
is on every breath,
too many people...

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These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol


History recorded leaders in wars
Great men...

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I will play my music for people I like
On a stool in front of a stand up mike
No jumping jack run
Across stage in fun
Just songs...

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Posey and Shirley two bad men I once knew
Bar room brawlers and stinkers these two
might had made a millionaire
had I told about this pair
Because this...

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I know a hole in the ground is not the end
I pray dear Lord forgive me of my sin
The end of the fence I can...

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There once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
     When the big bear stood tall
...

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The people all gathered they had such hope,
To see magic tricks, I’d shown to the pope.
I jumped and flipped and spun around,
They booed when I...

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This limerick is about a clown,
Thought he’d do some shopping in town.
He scared baby boys,
His shoes made such noise.
So shoeless he shopped all around.
...

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Barney and Bill walked up a hill
With buckets they needed to fill
The well had gone dry
They thought they might die
Until they discovered the still

They both...

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There was a lady called valentine,
famous for red roses
And the day for people to say ' be mine  ' 
Love is the word of...

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I've said it loud and clear last year this day,
how many people need to hear me say,
the kind of man I need,
is the one who...

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There are behaviors that I detest
From people who preach that their work's the best
Lines of gobbledygook
Reads like a boring book
Time to give their arrogant pen...

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She’d statuesque legs, and eyes that smoulder
Over came Jacques, tipped her on the shoulder 
          ...

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I’ll get to the pills with a twist
The scripts filled by my pharmacist
If there’s a hiccup
Delaying the pick-up
Watch out as I might just get pissed
...

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late shoppers are in for big trouble
their deliveries are abubble
	as everyone knows
	all department stores close
USPS loads are all double
...

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