Magic Limerick Poems

These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol


History recorded leaders in wars
Great men...

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Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga

ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...

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The life of a magicians cat is dread
Especially when old spells are misread
He magicked a canary
But alas, O'contrary
I ended up in the darn cage instead...

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Cunning Sam craved to catch caged canary,
feigned sly not to be overtly scary.
      He sneaked with dinner in mind,
 ...

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HOW DO YOU LIKE IT

There once was a bird in a cage
But few knew that it was a mage
Although safe from the mean old cat
It...

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In Blarney there’s one magic stone.
When you kiss it, you’re put in ‘the zone.’
You’ll soon gab with words so glib.
Matters not if truth or fib.
With...

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The people all gathered they had such hope,
To see magic tricks, I’d shown to the pope.
I jumped and flipped and spun around,
They booed when I...

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Inspired by Bill Baker,
A friend in Texas
add on's welcome!

If The Sneaker Fits

I bought blingy gold sneakers with Trump's magic in it
A guru with genius, that's...

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Two drops of blood a pinch of fur
In the pot she started to stir
Then a magic word
That none of us heard
We wondered what next would...

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When just a lad, I thought I was magic,
Doing a trick can sometimes be tragic. 
The bird sang the wrong song,
The rabbit was long gone.
When...

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If anyone would like to have some community fun, 
please send me a limerick(s) in a comment or soup mail.  



The famous Blarney Stone,...

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There are those who
Are after red roses 
that’s what appeals to their noses
Though violets are blue
 they just will not do 
Give her champagne 
and...

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cider is magic so clear

from each sip autumn is near

and all will confess

from treetop to press

orchards raise blessed good cheer.
...

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"dis appears"


once The Great; the greatest to have ever been
the best slight of hand hands down ever seen
but a magician is tragic
for without magic
is only...

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IMPATIENT WITCH 

A witch who was wicked and mean 
Couldn’t wait for the next Halloween 
But a Halloween spell 
Doesn’t work very well 
In June...

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